Caption This!

She is all wrapped up in her problems.

How many are wishing they were the snake and the lady was their mother in-law right now?

A mother in-laws day present that just keeps on giving!

Filming commences on the new B-grade movie "Cougar VS Boa"

"The lady takes a boa" (bow)

Tourists, (or 'Terrist's', as 'W' who always had a really, really bad artificially aquired Texan accent speech problem, as well as an often occurring brain fart impediment, called them), always fall for the 'Terrist's trap' put on display by the locals. Ha- Ha!!!!

There's somethng "shoppy" about the picture. Look at her RH pocket and how the snake image doesn't seem to blend properly. (Or lse that snake necks down at the rear into a small tail in an unusal way.)

For the caption though.

The New Hampshire diet. You can put as much food in your mouth as you want but you cannot swallow it, and it looks fashionable too!!

Not saying its not shopped but one gender of boa plumps out before the tail... just can't remember which, I think its the female and has to do with egg storage/incubation. Hope you all don't think this is off topic.

"Hello, did you just arrive off the cruise boat, lovely lady, huh? - My name is Otis.

Welcome to our marvelous fantasy island, and we all hope you have a most pleasant, as well most enjoyable stay with us here on your short stopover. Enjoy our foods, and our warm, welcoming hospitality as well as your modest yet comfortable accommodations, and please feel free to take in all of our unique culture and customs.

Oh, and yes, please say hello and meet my friend here, Jasper.........."

WARNING - Mother in law

See,, you just tickle em right there and presto! they release....

Boa training survival class....

Lady you are not allowed to "retail" snakes on the jetty.

"OK, people. Move along now. Nothing to see here."

No, I don't think the boa makes you look fat. But go try on the rattlesnake; the color might be better on you.

"It was a gift from my husband."

^{Plagarism mode engaged:}

It was a gift from my son-in-law. He lives just south of Minot North Dakota.

I've heard of "she'd 'do a snake' if you held it" but seen it?

Geee, I somehow wish this was my X trying to "off" herself by snake strangulation! LOL

Ditto with my X-mother-in-law, who is simply known around here as "Dragon Lady".

When I said I wanted "Snake-skin" accessories I was thinking hand clutch, boots, wallet...................

Honey.......Honey........HONEY - Will you snap the D*NM picture already!!!!

The reason she doesn't have a significant other is because standing next to her makes them feel.................................. inadequate.

It's OK sweetie. Just exhale deeply and he will release you.

I think it's time for a new main squeeze!

a case of boandage?

A scarf is sometimes called a "choker".

I told you my Ex-husband still loves me.

Ladies, this new Gastric Band is not only functional it is fashionable as well.....