Caption This!

Officer, I swear I was not going to do anything to or with the statue's horn

I was merely trying to get my blocks of Limburger down from this cheese aging pole.

Or kiss... why not? Nobody is reading my mind .

If he touches my horn it wont be a flag flying on the end of this pole tomorrow.

I conquered the world and the seven seas and they still put my statue next to the idiot pole.

(Okay I have no idea of who the statue is but he looks like the kind of person who could make that type of comment.)

Oh, tcmtech, you're in rare form today! I'm gonna hit 'em all!

Actualy all this is is my inner voices getting out. I often think about what a statue would say when seeing where and how they get placed in public locations.

(Really my mind runs like this the whole time I am awake.)

Those pancakes must have vodka in them if you feel like your a winner doing this.

Wszyscy w Polsce dostaje swój własny biegun!

Słupy są dla brać!

As a statue I can tell that its rare day that you ever have to endure anything worse than pigeon crap. Today is a rare day indeed.

I nie będzie dotykać tej linii z dwunastu bieguna stóp

dobry

I have my horn, my flag ,and my idiot on a pole. Its good to be the the king!

If I jabbed him with the point on my flagpole I wonder if he would 'Wile E Coyote' himself all the way into the parking lot before landing?

A soviet hero and a merry idiot?

Fine. What about the one on the right?

I can see my house from up here!

"I think this is where I left my clothes last night."

Okayyyyyy, I can see where a drunken Ruskie would want to climb poles for the hell of it, but what's with the yellow undies and the two bags of dog crap?

Possibly a Russian fraternity prank?

OMG, I just got a HUGE wood splinter in my crotch guys!

Oh No! Now his doctor will have to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before he can remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.

Double dog dare.....

Statue on the left is a Fallen Hero of the USSR from the Great Patriotic War.....the idiot climbing the pole on the right, when he falls, will be a non-hero from the Russian Federation.

CR4 is the leader for new products. Pictured here is the new bear proof hangers for your camping gear.

How the @#$% do I get down?

REALLY?????

Up this far for that little knot hole...............I can't cause the statue is watching me!

In the old days you would have been shot.

AND Just wait till this Idiot slides back down the wooden pole!

YEEEEOOOOWWW!

Call off the hounds and I'll come down.

"The consultant told us to run the idea up a flagpole - I'm still waiting to see who salutes."

As the horn toots, the announcer proclaims "And the Weener is..... The guy with the splinters in his mast"