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Caption This for 08/31/12

Posted August 30, 2012 4:45 PM by Kaplin

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08/30/2012 5:08 PM

During the first manned mission to Mars the team makes a very disturbing discovery.

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08/30/2012 5:18 PM

The search for AGW causes.

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08/30/2012 5:36 PM

Wow, look at the line forming...........

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08/30/2012 5:38 PM

Discarded cigarette butts in public areas has become a large problem....

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08/30/2012 5:39 PM

Wow, Jake really knows how to roll them......

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08/30/2012 5:40 PM

Whoa, this is some good stuff........Dammit Barack! stop cutting in line.

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08/30/2012 5:41 PM

ah, that's some goood labrador!!!

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08/30/2012 8:25 PM

"... one giant cigarette for mankind."

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08/30/2012 8:39 PM

Big tobacco strikes again.

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08/30/2012 8:52 PM

The new Malboro Men ad campaign.

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08/30/2012 10:30 PM

This reminds me of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy where the invading alien amarda was swallowed by a small earth dog - due to a massive error of scale.

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08/30/2012 11:30 PM

Tobacco company scientists continue to deny that second hand smoke will stunt your growth...

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08/30/2012 11:41 PM

See! They really do stunt your growth!!!

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08/31/2012 12:03 AM

One more clue -- Yeti , the abominable snowman is a 'smoker'

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08/31/2012 1:35 AM

"It's life, Captain, but not as we know it."

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"It's light, Captain, but not as we know it"

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08/31/2012 3:44 AM

Manufacturers claim "The chemicals in cigarettes are not harmful"

Yeah.......So why the toxic hazard suits?

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08/31/2012 6:03 AM

Yes, I know I should quit. But I found A new brand and am down to 1 cigarette a month. Megaboro Menthol 10,000's.

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08/31/2012 6:03 AM

Looking up a moment too late, Spock realized the focus of their research had been tragically narrow.

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08/31/2012 6:19 AM

With the new 'boro magnum I'm down to just one smoke a week.

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08/31/2012 6:39 AM

On the trail of Puff the Magic Dragon.

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08/31/2012 8:29 AM

The early days, before the dangers of smoking were proven beyond doubt.

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08/31/2012 8:47 AM

Houston, about that object, I think we have a problem!

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08/31/2012 9:01 AM

The moment Mom and Dad realized Little Bobby's habit was much worse than they thought.

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08/31/2012 10:06 AM

With studies showing declining sales in Chocolate, the Oompa-Loompas are researching alternative legal stimulants!

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08/31/2012 10:11 AM

Big tobacco to public : "I repeat, there is no scientific evidence that smoking stunts your growth."

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08/31/2012 10:13 AM

Hey, you guys! Have a look at what I found over there!

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08/31/2012 10:16 AM

CSI finds the cause of giant death.

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08/31/2012 10:37 AM

Smoking stunts your growth.

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08/31/2012 11:01 AM

The real reason dinosaurs are extinct.

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08/31/2012 12:39 PM

Lilliputians and my discarded cigarette butt....

So sorry I missed the ash tray!

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08/31/2012 12:41 PM

Hmmmm finally a pic of the USEPA's ObamaBots in HAZMAT suits.....

Or is that ObamaNanoBots????

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08/31/2012 2:24 PM

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

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08/31/2012 2:58 PM

awright...........who's got the marshmallows?

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09/01/2012 5:24 AM

Captain Steve Burton and crew realize something was very wrong...

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09/01/2012 8:01 AM

Possibly this cigarette was discarded by the 4 year old little girl from the TV show "Toddlers & Tiaras"?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/30/toddlers-and-tiaras-cigarette-video_n_1842035.html

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09/01/2012 11:53 AM

Careful! This is a job for the bomb disposal robot.

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09/02/2012 10:52 AM

It took a number of try's before they understood what they meant when they said they 'They Like Big Butts', but they finally got the music video right

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09/02/2012 6:42 PM

Signs of alien life found at the north pole.

"Get this inside, boys, before the government gets wind of it. You know how they they will try to cover it up!"

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09/02/2012 9:45 PM

The Dude abides!

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09/03/2012 5:48 PM

Oh no, small people is breaking thru the soil again, I'll leave my teeth in here to stop them from biting my nails, is really painful; all I have to do is climb that spoon and I'll be on the night side of the flourished, bloody circus record.

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09/04/2012 4:44 PM

Code 2319..Code 2319!

CDA Agent; "come out slowly with your butt in plain site."

Cigarette Detection Agency-(CDA) at work.

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09/05/2012 9:10 AM

Hey, this is a Smoke Free establishment.

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09/10/2012 7:37 PM

Honey, I Shrunk the Earth! S.M.

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