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Frankly, there's not that much that I smell while I'm asleep, that I'd care to remember when I'm awake.

Pavlov's dog is dead.

On the heals of this hard-hitting scientific research I have also conducted my own experiment in my new book entitled "Sleep your way to profit".

The short version is that my studies show there is a whopping 87% likelyhood of reducing your income while sleeping at work as opposed to sleeping at home, where not sleeping at all results in an eventual loss of ability to obtain income.

Who collected the data during these experiments?

You don't get everything explained unless you buy the book.

Short answer, the data came to me in a dream, but was thoroughly analysed against previous dreams to ensure accuracy.

That's not always true! I am encouraged to sleep at my job when there is no work to do. (Night shift fuel monkey in a rail yard)

Trust me you don't want an overly tired guy driving a semi backwards with 7000+ gallons of fuel and less than 3 feet on each side to spare between two trains each hauling 80 - 100 rail cars holding 25,000 - 35,000 gallons each of crude oil or assorted fuels themselves!

I think I make as much money sleeping as I do for being awake! (And when I am awake half of that is spent online or watching TV.)

Zzzzzz...

10-4, good buddy!

No doubt they learned this bit whilst studying the latest crop from the liberal-arts, 'leadership' camp, most of whom couldn't run a tart shop if their lives depended on it...

I can't believe they called Pavlovian sniffing responses "learning" and "knowledge".

Consider the source. :S