FRESH!

you have a rack ?------------------------------Did you mean to type," Are you in Iraq"?

Yes, no, and you ain't getting it. Rather blunt, but I'd sooner a chap knows where he stands.Pack that picnic, the ;lttttle blightter in the boat is real.....

shiney

That's been sitting there willing someone to snap it up for hours. I read #799, but didn't notice the number. Well done, Number Two.

#2 Is #1

#2 Is #1

Compost Rules

Eeeew!

I've been called worse.

I bet you have, naughty girl.

Another gif_t form Small?

oooh, that warn't sposed to happen. 'pologies.

but it's very off topic, wouldn't you say?

That was very odd. When I first saw it, it was a plain black rectangle with "www.stupidgifs.com" in white. Image info gave the dimensions as 0 x 0 pixels.

Very odd indeed. Also very off topic.

Ya, what he said.

I've seen one that goes with that, sumat about the Baltic fleet

The new quote line has left me even more puzzled than when I posted the last GA...even I'm not mad enough to cycle back thru my meagre tally of GA's !

This post in itself will look increasingly odd when I edit my profile quote next.

your last GA is a classic

Orite, thers one fur dat, now wat?

_{muwaahhahahahaaa}

You ******^^^'s !

Orite, thers one fur dat, now wat?

tee hehe....

Hey

please don't link to this thread, we wouldn't want everyone knowing about our little hidey hole

Too late

Just saw my first ant this year. Spring is springing!

Huzzah!

that is very funny.

But I was surprised the poster didn't get to the point where he compared Galileo to Hitler.

I have a Floating Energy Barge that I want to get rid of. It would be difficult to carry out in one piece, so I intend to break it into smaller pieces in-situ.

The accepted method seems to be applying a sledge-hammer. Suitable safety precautions need to be taken (Flying wind energy kites, etc). The noise would also be considerable. One method I am considering is to affix some thermite at a shallow angle, fit it across the span of the barge, then use a jack to bear down on the thermite. Hopefully the leverage may be enough to induce cracking.

Does anyone have thoughts about the viability of this, or other methods of smashing a Floating Energy Barge up?

Thank you, dears.

Felonious Monk, E.E.

I'd suggest you make urgent contact with K Fry, who is, as we type, chainsawing a 747 for delivery by John Travolta in his Qantas Kite.

i suggest acquiring a quantity of energy barge weevils.....

Weevils! I should have thought of them. I suppose the smaller kind would be preferred to the larger species, because then I could use the lesser of two weevils. _{<runs for cover>}

Can we make our own (for free) ?

Please refer to the post above, entitled Re: Off Topic Post

At first viewing , I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

But, it is easier to get something out of it, as opposed to this.

This design , similar to the damaged ones in Japan, is a boiling water reactor, as opposed to the ones I have had limited experience with, pressurized water reactors.

Disclaimer: I'm no expert and I am biased.

My feeling is that the long term consequences are not going to be as bad as originally hyped.

The radiation levels indicated in the immediate area of the reactor building are in line with levels that nuclear workers perform tasks in, with the main concern being particle contamination adhering to ones body. Of course, it's best to get no dose, 200m/rem per hour dose rate( reported as monitored in one location on site), is what is figured as yearly dose for average non-nuke worker, received from naturally occurring background sources.

Great links, Major.

I may just borrow your disclaimer for new quote line. Need to check if we are all still safe first;

Property for sale CR4 | Globrix

Dude that's epic

I think you have it right

the operators of BWR's will probably take a good long look at where the back up power comes from

I can hear the discussion from years past:

Hey where can we put this ƃuıʞɔnɟ generator, worse than a handicap parking spot alla time in the way

Bloke replies: "I was talking to the Beer!" .

JD, yer killin' me.

Seems like an almost-dangerous dinghy.

_{4 weeks on the ocean floor? My cawfee would get cold.}

Then how's about 4 weeks on the ocean ......?

ready!

OHoooooooo U gorgeous thing

^{_{I've gone right off Lyn now}}

Yee-haw

Bet it has more power and handles better than the original.

At least you could see over the car in front

_{[or under it, if it was in front]}

Did you find this one? .

Calls for reprisals

Did you test your link here?

Guess not

Duck em- they can search Mr Oiler - do em good! lazy bustards.

Must've left the OP a bit bewildered.

Still reckon it would be a good way of fabricating manhole covers .

Thar would be 'person hole covers'

_{See Her Hollyness for more information}

U Evil- pure evil - cacked myself terminally

...might not have been terminal if you'd taken it off ...

U naughty!

Bears have a reputation for being mean when they wake up from hibernation. I'm told that this is because pre-sleep, they bung themselves up by eating twigs and such stuff. They can then gorge on food to sustain them thru the winter period. Evidently, come Spring (I'm no expert on bears, we don't have many in the UK), it's going to be mighty painful having that first **** for x months.

Can't think why I'm relating this, but it's certainly put me off topic.

Facebook party invite goes viral

Posted by: Ben Grubb, TheAge | 15 March, 2011 - 2:04 PM

A NSW teen says she has called in the police after her Facebook birthday party invitation went viral with almost 200,000 people threatening to show up.

The 15-year-old's home and mobile phones have been bombarded with calls and text messages from strangers because she had put her mobile number on a Facebook event birthday party invite that was made publicly available.

Her home address was also listed, which was how many uncovered her home telephone number, she said.

On the Facebook invitation, the girl said she didn't have enough time to invite everyone. She therefore asked for people, if they knew someone who might like to go, to invite them on her behalf.

She also said that the event was going to be an "open house" party as long as it didn't "get out of hand". She told Fairfax that she did this because only two people showed up to the last party she held.

This isn't the first time a Facebook event invitation has gone viral on the web in Australia.

Corey Worthington was one teen who held a massive party with the help of MySpace. About 500 teenagers spilled on to the streets, damaging property and throwing projectiles at police cars. The damage bill came to about $20,000.

Guess I shouldn't have accepted the invite then.

To the 15yo girls one - or the 17yo boys one?

_{Jus' suspectin'}

Yes.

Did ya take a dish?

no, but i found something to wear.

Oh - but I thought ....

Vlad

Heehheee, U wana play?

Word games are more my speed.

iyay avehay onay eedspay ecausebay iyay eepkay umpingbay intoyay ingsthay

Then yew might be in need of an iron curtain or apron for protection.

Heeehee - Sue put Packy in the slammer

I resemble that remark.

Do Chuck next.

Ha-Ha, platypus sauntering on top of deformed hipopotomas , very funny cartoon.

What a guy. _<sigh>

That's not fair. If it wasn't for menkees, we wouldn't have this gem.

Photo from earthquake destruction, this is how the planet of the apes starts, damn dirty apes.

D@mn Them All To Hell

Soylent Green is People

mmmmmmmmmmm.....and spicy, too.