HELP! There's a skunk in my living room!

Have you considered lowering tea and scones down his hole?

If that doesn't work then escalate to root beer and biscotti. This is war, man.

Perhaps I can live in harmony with Pepé Le Pew.

pepe_le_pew

I was thinking Canadian Club and pickled eggs, however I think he prefers bugs and vermin,(sorry Vermin).

Unfortunately it is illegal in your state(republic) to keep it as a pet

Ya but is it ok to have Pepe for a drinking buddy?

Ya but is it ok to have Pepe for a drinking buddy?

Why don't you ask the little stinker the next time you see him?

OK as long as you handle it the same way as before. No sudden or threatening moves. Talk in a low calm voice. Make no movements while they are eating the scones.

Keeping these rules in mind you will wake up the next morning with a cuddly friend and the best mouser in the county. Mind you Sylvester, and Del the cat may be jealous and call the cops.

At work Monday morning, I have a meeting with a gaggle of accountants. I'm going to put Pepé on my team and bring him along.

My parents used something called "Critter Ridder" to get rid of possums. It's not a poison I don't think. Just something that irritates them.

http://www.havahart.com/ourbrands/critter-ridder

Skunks can be attracted to pet food was wondering if you feed those dogs out side on the porch. He ain't going to go away if there is a free meal. So the last thing you want to do is invite him in for tea and scones.

Yessir! we used to leave a bowl of cat food outback_ the raccoons moved under the porch next door. took three years of no cat food to get the racoons on a "not every darn night " visitation schedule.

milo

Moth balls!!!!!!

Skunks hate the smell of moth balls. But it does take a constant effort till the skunk stop comming around. Hope you don't have a den with a female that will be a real pain throwing the moth balls back in their den.

We had a skuck problem around the chickens and moth balls cure that. Moth balls around the fence and they get a snot full while trying to get in.

Some farmers pour used motor oil around thier fence rows to keep snakes and skunks out too. I figure that would keep as many in as out.

Good answer. It worked for me when we had skunks under the front step.

You do have to keep throwing them in, because the skunk will throw them out a couple of times. Eventually, they wioll get the idea they are not welcome and move on.

Ah, another opportunity for Consolidated Gookumpucky! SuperDuper Skunk Hole Sealer! I'll get my team of crack(ed) scientists working on it right away!