Have you ever noticed how much acronyms are used in discussions? In most cases, they are fairly easily understood because they are in a context that allows our brain to decode them, if we are familiar with the subject. Also, with the popularity of text messaging and twittering, terse communication is becoming commonplace. But brevity in communication has been around a long time. Television commercials, music videos, and even movies to some extent, change cameras quite often to the point of frustration. Having grown up in an age before what I consider this greatly irritating practice I wondered... Suppose I wrote a few paragraphs and reduced them to an acronym; i.e., the first letter of each word, keeping punctuation where it should be... how hard would it be for others to reconstruct the original wording?
There are plenty of other puzzle threads on CR4, so I hope this will be tolerated. No doubt, some will think it's a crazy waste of time. But some may think that human minds are enough alike that it is possible given time to reconstruct the original writing.
The rule used for the following acronymic communication: Only the first letter of each word appears. Spaces separate words. Punctuation is intact. There is one exception: the number 100 appears intact. There is nothing to expand there.
Please post any attempt (especially humorous ones -- as long as it is not off-color or demeaning to anyone). Or post how ridiculous it is? Just be respectful. 
I a a w a r, I t i m b f, f t i, t d a s b o n w t r i f s a f.
I t t d t t n o w t c b s i s p, t w b f e c o t o. I m e b t t k o "c" w p m r t m w i, b t k i m i t m o t o w.
J t, i L d V h w h n i t w. G t h w s h b r a a f o n f h a a, i h m m h (o y?) m h b s t t f o w t h h w i t w. A w i s s a c m l t c t a p o o f f t n 100 y? A l o p w b w o t!
C t t o i, t i s s t N, e? H y h f w t.
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