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If you give me a jump start, I will show you how this baby can "burn rubber"!

Lemmee hook up the jumper cables and we'll get your car started right quick.

Here, hold my beer...

.....cables not included.

I told ya that was the positive, ya shouldna sprayed all that starter fluid in there...Just report it stolen, let's get out of here!

Yea we went this forum called CR4, where all these engineer types hang out ,and they said that when you jump start a car you hook one car up with red to positive and the other car with red to negative because you are sending power over to the car being jumped not getting it back which is why one had to be connected opposite of the other.

It sounded logical at the time and they are engineers, aren't they?

It's CONTAGIOUS!

You know that 'Check Engine' light that was flashing on your dashboard? Well, I guess we fixed it, 'cause it's not flashing anymore.

OK, uh, that didn't work. Let's try hooking them up the other way.

Sorry mate,, was that "Red to Black"? or "Black to Red"?

O K... It won't Start O'l Blue will have to give me a push...

" Oh ! You took the fire out of me ! "

It's OK. They're supposed to get hot.

Uh, I think we let all the smoke out.

May not be dead!!

Just coughing up blood......

I told you leaving the tyre iron on would give us an earth loop problem.

That's how to hot wire a vehicle!

Well, that's how that lot at CR4 said how to do it. Look:

holy crap that time i really opened my hotmail

Obviously, a subliminal marketing ploy by ACAD for thier fire nozzel drawing!

another dark side to the chevy VOLT........and EV's everywhere.

Well we found another classic car to restore. Let's see if it starts!

Earlier this evening firemen attended an incident where witnesses say a man spontaneously combusted whilst attempting to jump start a car.

Family members of the deceased, when questioned, declined to admit being related.

Errrrr, junk in junk out?

"She's dead, Jim!"

Well, I don't have a pair of jumper cables, but we can use these welder leads. Just make sure that you don't cross them when you connect them to the battery.

Are these wired in series, or parallel?

Power Window Intermittent Problem On Chevy Cavalier

I'll hook up the cables and give it a go, but I think your car has worse problems than a dead battery.

"The battery has a warranty, right? Probably pro rated. right? When did you install it? Let's look for the decal with the date code.........."

It's alive!.... Um... never mind.

This looks like an outtake from "Back to the Future"

Proving at last that energy out, can be more, than energy in.

"I can still save him, nurse, now add a quart of oil, and another gallon of coolant, and give me more voltage, stat!... Charging... Stand back."

...ZZZZZZZZZTTT...poof!!! (Well, maybe not...)

Wasn't my fault - he should have said it was a hybrid model.

what we have here is a failure to communicate .

The automotive analogy of what happens when some idiot connects your wife and your mistress.

_{(or so I'm told )}

Something about 'hot rod', though it isn't quite there yet....

The red clamps go on the red car, the black clamps go on the black car.

Yea... RED CURBS ARE FOR RED CARS TOO...

No good deed goes unpunished!

Zombie Cars .......DRAINS...DRAAAINSSS !!

Oops, my bad!