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Caption This for 06/07/13

Posted June 06, 2013 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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Thanks to tcmtech for submitting this image.

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06/06/2013 5:02 PM

And this one is Senator Dianne Feinstein, she put the irony in Senate Intelligence Committee.

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06/06/2013 5:26 PM

....as you can see all your retirement honey has been spent on more bees so that the younger generation will have enough to eat.....

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06/06/2013 5:52 PM

This is a good recipe......, but it gives you gas.

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Re: Caption This for 06/07/13

06/06/2013 6:48 PM

This is a list of all the members of CR4 and when they are most likely to be online.

This guy right here makes good bows. If we raid his house first we will be well armed and can easily take out the rest.

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Re: Caption This for 06/07/13

06/06/2013 6:52 PM

Safety Instructor: "Has anyone seen my pencil holder?...."

Student: "little Benny is wearing it......... Again!"

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06/06/2013 8:17 PM

The Gods must be crazy.

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06/06/2013 8:28 PM

Stick it to the pole already, i can't hold it much longer!

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06/06/2013 8:47 PM

No, look, it's an easy way to get rich.
Here, let me explain this again.
I pretend to be the clerk in a Nigerian bank...

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06/06/2013 10:23 PM

Seriously if I have to explain this customer service chart one more time I am going to break this tree right off and beat someone with it.

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06/06/2013 10:32 PM

You see this tree? If you don't vote for this guy tree will fall on your head!

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06/06/2013 11:21 PM

In deepest Africa they have a game called Jeopardy but it's played a little different.
I will take "People that tasted like chicken." for $200 Alex.

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06/07/2013 3:26 AM

"So in summary, if we increase the reflux ratio on the top end of the stripper column, we end up with a purer product, which will attact a premium on the market and raise our share price by about 5 dollars over the course of the next four years."

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06/07/2013 5:03 AM

So I was having this dream...

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I was standing beside Desmond Tutu (of course) at the monthly meeting, getting a feather in my cap, for giving my presentation on the use of Excel saying something like:

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'...no, there is no need to re-type the entire formula in each cell. Just copy and paste from the cell above and the appropriate corrections will be made...'

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When I realize, ...

...neither Desmond Tutu nor I are wearing any pants!

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How did I forget to wear pants?

How did I not notice till now?

What a strange coincidence that Desmond Tutu forgot to wear pants on the very same day! What are the odds?

...or could that just be part of his custom?

Is that a toothbrush holder hanging near his waist? What could it possibly be hanging from?

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06/08/2013 3:56 AM

So you have that dream too
Del

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06/07/2013 7:09 AM

Desmond Tutu; "Ug"

Mufasa; "Ug"

Desmond Tutu; "Ug Ug"

Mufasa; "Do not change'em subject"

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06/07/2013 8:17 AM

"I still say that if we had a large plasma touch display, these presentations would be much easier."

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Re: Caption This for 06/07/13

06/07/2013 8:42 AM

"Are you really telling me that we can poop in the house? What will they come up with next?"

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06/07/2013 9:35 AM

This candidate right here - he promised basketball shorts for everyone. That means us! You and me. There's your man.

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06/07/2013 10:21 AM

... and then, the Kaizen results, by Mbembe, he will show the corporative that we have learnt 23 new acronyms and 46 abreviations.

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06/07/2013 11:50 AM

Umm, does this camera angle make my arms look really long?

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06/07/2013 11:51 AM

Is that bamboo or are you happy to see me?

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06/07/2013 1:44 PM

We don't need no stinkin' Facebook!

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06/08/2013 9:06 AM

You are here. (as when entering a shopping mall and seeing the directory map.)

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06/08/2013 10:17 AM

The succession protocol list to be the new village King - or Queen.

. Democrat or Republican, or an outside Independant?

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06/08/2013 10:48 AM

Okay guys back to the drawing board beng we have to make a few changes to our raiding the CR4 members houses.

The raid on the guy with all the bows didn't go as well as planned. As you know we got of bows but apparently they guy doesn't do much for arrows.

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06/08/2013 11:21 AM

Oh so true...

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06/09/2013 5:23 AM

You see this girl on the photo..... She is going to do the rain dance today.... And I see lot of aye's.

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06/14/2013 11:14 AM

When the corporate jet containing the entire management team on business retreat crashed in deepest africa, the locals mistook the organizational chart as a menu.

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