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Caption This for 09/06/13

Posted September 06, 2013 4:45 PM by Kaplin
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09/06/2013 5:14 PM

Very bee-coming.
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09/06/2013 5:41 PM

Bee real still or you may Beecome a pin cusion.

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09/07/2013 12:54 PM

That is so funny!

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09/07/2013 1:29 PM

If you like it, G.A. it. G.A. any ones you like.

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09/06/2013 5:42 PM

I'm sure glad women in the U.S. shave....

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09/06/2013 5:44 PM

Go ahead, Imperialist Yankees. Send us your drones... and they will die!

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09/06/2013 5:44 PM

This is bee-fore synthetic fibers were invented to keep you warm.

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09/06/2013 5:46 PM

Honey, you look beelicious.

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09/06/2013 5:53 PM

But's her personality you are supposed to notice.

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09/06/2013 5:53 PM

Does this outfit make me look fat?
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09/06/2013 5:56 PM

No, it's your fat that makes you look fat!

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09/06/2013 5:56 PM

This is what most women look like on the inside. Millions of little bits of venom just looking for a suicide mission.
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09/06/2013 5:56 PM

Ok, I'll ask the hard question, exactly where is the honeycomb?

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09/06/2013 6:21 PM

I showed this to my wife, and told her the one smiling in the middle must be the queen bee, she snapped sharply and reminded me that she was the only queen "B".

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09/06/2013 6:50 PM

To bee or not to bee.

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09/06/2013 6:54 PM

Latest Chinese craze, bee wearing....

Thank goodness we got past that eyeball licking thing...

and there was the mask thing....

The watermelon suits.....aren't they cute...

....the pet dying thing......(I actually thought this was cool)....

...and on and on it goes.....

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09/06/2013 8:59 PM

The latest in eco-friendly suicide bomber suits.

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09/06/2013 9:10 PM

Well I'll bee.

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09/06/2013 11:07 PM

You guys are really buggin me!

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09/07/2013 12:13 AM

Got honey?

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09/07/2013 12:15 AM

I'm so buzzed right now.

No, really.

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09/07/2013 1:23 AM

Let's play hive and seek?

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09/07/2013 2:17 AM

After a night of drinking these girls 'Got their buzz on.'
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09/07/2013 4:01 AM

Popular birth control technique.

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09/07/2013 4:03 AM

I've got to BEE me!

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09/07/2013 4:07 AM

The doctor said, "There's no cure for your hives."
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09/07/2013 4:56 AM

Conspiracy theorists today presented photographic evidence to the Senate Committee that bees are not being decimated by an unknown virus as previously believed, but are being lured away by an unnamed foreign power that smears it's young female population in honey.

Debate centred on how the practice of smearing young girls in honey got started.
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09/07/2013 11:05 PM

Perhaps you need to send me a bunch of young cute girls to study this honey smearing concept on.

Just asking!

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09/08/2013 6:11 AM

I would be willing to oblige but US Immegration is reluctant to issue visas for this purpose. There was also a problem over whether a green card is required. Why not try the very realistic life sized blow-up substitutes available from Lyndoor Industries™
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09/07/2013 7:14 AM

No... What I said was.. "you girls go outside and BEHAVE yourself"!

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09/07/2013 7:37 AM

Now we know where all the honeybees are disappearing to.
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09/07/2013 9:13 AM

Their guru said, "Just Bee Yourself".

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09/07/2013 11:20 AM

Oh, so there is something else that makes a "buzzing" sound around a woman

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09/07/2013 1:39 PM

Attack of the killer Ninja-bees!

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09/07/2013 3:33 PM

Chin is always protective of his daughters, he said he needed and found added protection along with a chastity belt for his 3 daughters

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09/07/2013 11:16 PM

The Chinese have figured out a way to cut the cost of professional bee management for crops by having field workers double as mobile hives....

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09/08/2013 5:59 AM

When the Russian KGB was trying to teach the Chinese MSS the spying technique of honey-trapping western diplomats, something may have been lost in translation.
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09/08/2013 9:53 PM

This is a free country! Off course we are not bugged!

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09/09/2013 3:08 AM

Ha.ha. ha......LOOK AT US. We are ENVIRO FRIENDLY. NO GLOBAL WARMING due to no cotton/dress required.

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09/09/2013 4:40 AM

Something about these three working on an Asian undercover sting operation....still working on it....

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09/09/2013 9:12 AM

"In other news tonight...Asian woman are bored with the peanut butter thing. More at eleven."

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09/09/2013 10:48 AM

I think this was the wrong pheromone. It was supposed to resist insects!

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09/09/2013 11:16 AM

They are three of my scientists/test subjects at TCMTech Industries working on developing Panda repellant.

Granted it has been 100% effective at repelling pandas there seems to be a bit of a bug or two relating to other parts of the formula.

Good thing they signed those intern work injury and liability no fault agreements first!
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09/09/2013 1:44 PM

You can always tell where "Jimmy the horn dog" has been.

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09/11/2013 11:00 AM

A whole new meaning to "Whats the bug up your ass!
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09/11/2013 1:56 PM

Constumes available at BusyBee.Ouch!
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09/12/2013 11:31 AM

"Plan B" had been somewhat lost in translation.

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09/12/2013 11:56 AM

Let me put a bug in your ear.

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09/12/2013 8:31 PM

Well Honey, are you buzzy today?

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09/14/2013 5:55 PM

...So, one engineering freshman whispered to the other, ''Is this what the professor was talking about when said he personally encountered some B-girls?''

...and the other engineering freshman whispered back, ''I don't know. Maybe we should ask him at the end of this lecture?''...

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11/22/2013 6:56 PM

Bee smugglers ?

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