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Caption This for 12/27/13

Posted December 26, 2013 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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12/26/2013 5:30 PM

I know dogs are not supposed to pray but given what I did to the neighbor's cat, and their garbage, the cows, my owners garden, that yipping little rat the other neighbors call a dog, that car, the other car, that last car, and the rug earlier today how about giving me a listen?

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12/26/2013 7:10 PM

Dear God... if you can arrange it so that Santa brings Timmy that thing he wanted and a new leash so we can go for a walk again, I promise to never ever chase that post man again or eat Dad's slipper or slobber on the newspaper or chase that @#$%^ cat next door. I really really promise to be as good a dog as I can.

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12/26/2013 7:53 PM

aaah, relieved, hope the human doesn't smell that

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12/26/2013 11:37 PM

Our Father who art in heaven.... why did you make my dog so smelly?

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12/26/2013 11:47 PM

Dear St. Roch, patron saint of dogs, I pray thee, let the cat be run over by a car...

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12/27/2013 12:02 AM

Child: Now I lay me down to sleep

Dog: God, please leave my bone where I left it

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12/27/2013 1:35 AM

Little Timmy was finally able to make that blade of grass between his hands whistle. Albeit at a higher frequency that only his dog could hear.

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12/27/2013 2:50 AM

Thank you Mr.Kaplin, for the posting of the picture sent by me 2 weeks back.

I liked the photo very much, I thought it can be sent for "CAPTION THIS."

I am eager to know what CR4 Mmbers give caption.

DHAYANANDHAN.S

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12/27/2013 7:26 AM

Not quite an engineering related picture, but quite delightful anyway. In fact, too delightful to offer a "funny comment."

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12/28/2013 4:58 AM

Religious dogma?

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12/27/2013 8:25 AM

Now I lay me down to sleep and pray to Namuh my bone to keep.

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12/27/2013 9:40 AM

Boy..."Dear God..."

Dog..."Dear Dog..."

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12/27/2013 12:59 PM

Dear God, please help Daddy with fixin' the Doghouse, this time.

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12/27/2013 4:22 PM

Does a dog have Buddha-nature?

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12/27/2013 5:12 PM

That's why they chase karma down the street.

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12/28/2013 12:26 AM

Now he lay him down to sleep,
He pray the Lord his soul to keep,
If he shall die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take. - Dog

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12/28/2013 11:11 AM

The family that pray's together, stray's together.....

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......meanwhile, in another room......

Yes with the BB's from the new BB gun and the leftover firecracker's from the 4th of July, I can now make my belt of destruction.....(plotting for pussy riot)

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12/29/2013 10:31 PM

Please don't let His Daddy blame me for what I left in his slippers

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01/03/2014 5:53 PM

Timmy: Now I lay me down to sleep...........

Dog: Ouch! What am I sitting on?

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01/06/2014 10:52 PM

Thought the dog to himself ;

Will you PLEASE hurry up with your Christmas list wishes already? I'm freezing my paws off out here, and all those warm blankets are ''calling'' me.... I can just tell they are...

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09/18/2020 3:42 PM

Here I lay me down to sleep

with a bag of peanuts at my feet

if I die before I wake

give them to my pet dog Jake

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