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Caption This for 12/20/13

Posted December 19, 2013 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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12/19/2013 5:21 PM

Let's hope he doesn't get a firearm for Christmas.

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12/19/2013 5:34 PM

Nothin' like a hot bath after a long day at the office...

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12/19/2013 5:55 PM

Cannibals are getting resourceful.

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12/19/2013 8:01 PM

Tool Tip of the year!

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12/19/2013 9:18 PM

Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

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12/20/2013 3:31 AM

watch out for that first step.....ITS A LOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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12/20/2013 3:39 AM

Church tries out new Rapid Baptismal System.

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12/20/2013 4:21 AM

Combining water with fire, no less.

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12/20/2013 4:17 AM
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12/20/2013 7:24 PM

Sorry, this is clearly rather too subtle or obscure for CR4, and it is obviously not enough that Banksy is the greatest and most famous graffiti artist in the world, one should at least use the word "poo" when referring to graffiti and the dissemination thereof, shouldn't one? (Otherwise one gets OT'd). So let me try again:

"How to out-Banksy Banksy (the great graffiti artist)! Poo….eh?!"

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12/23/2013 7:14 AM

Banksy? Never heard of her... Must be a Brit thing...

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12/24/2013 6:17 AM

Well, he might be British (his 'people' confirm he is a he), but he is known globally, and his works are all over the place, including the US. This year he did a month-long residency in New York, where he has many fans.

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12/24/2013 10:12 AM

He's Japanese ?

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12/25/2013 7:42 PM

Why?

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12/20/2013 5:04 AM

Walker to walker: "Look, the keys are in the ignition; these things are worth a fortune, and, we'll be long gone before anyone notices it's missing."

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12/20/2013 5:30 AM

Australian shark fishing is a bastard of a job. GOLDEN RULE: Keep your bait happy!

Ok mate, pass another beer then dunk me again!

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12/20/2013 6:43 AM

FEMA money well spent on "new" water rescue training and equipment......

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12/20/2013 7:26 AM

Getting up close and personal with a dike, was on his bucket list.

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12/20/2013 8:05 AM

Kramarat FTW!

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12/20/2013 8:52 AM

Vincent Price (aka The Conqueror Worm) would have loved this modern method of torture.

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12/20/2013 9:10 AM

In charge of Grafitti Removal at the local sewage plant, Phil is getting tired of removing "Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, Phil is cleaning doo doo!" every Monday morning at work.

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12/20/2013 9:41 AM

Dam it, where is Larry hiding now,........ I have some excavating to do.

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12/20/2013 10:40 AM

Look what I dug up, it's the orange blob!

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12/20/2013 11:55 AM

OSHA training video: "The safety lanyard and you". Or NOT as the case may be.

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01/06/2014 11:05 PM

Congratulations, Deiter, you have successfully completed your entire 5-minute training program in sea wall inspection. Now, I'm going inside for a beer and you can finish inspecting the entire sea wall all by yourself. I'm sure you're a natural at it so don't stop 'til your done. I'll be right inside, waiting for you at closing time... I'll have your certificate of completed training printed out for you by that time. So get to it, and try to watch out for the bigger waves...

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