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Caption This for 02/14/14

Posted February 13, 2014 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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02/13/2014 4:53 PM

Androids have feelings too…

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02/13/2014 6:13 PM

The First human heads to be transplanted to mechanized bodies is complete......Oh what will those Japanese think of next....This couple who were actually young and healthy, wanted to be the first to be married as androids....both lawyers, they plan on fighting the system and challenging the courts for equal rights....."We plan to pave the way for those who follow." Head 1 , as he is now called, was quoted as saying....The whole thing started with a game show called(loosely translated) "Me crazier than you", where contestants try to out do each other with outrageous stunts....

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02/13/2014 6:43 PM

A whole new meaning to the term "bone yard".

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02/13/2014 6:50 PM

She looks pretty hot. I think she's gonna blow his fuse!

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02/13/2014 7:12 PM

Bill Clinton at a scrap auction:

I'll take the one on the right!!! I don't need the body.

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02/13/2014 8:16 PM

Yes, folks there are strings attached ... and in this case, wires too.

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02/13/2014 9:50 PM

Get a room.....

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02/13/2014 10:29 PM

Is that a Hard Drive in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me !?

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02/13/2014 10:29 PM

Duhh!!

Scientists can't have fun?!?!

Behind the rubble.....

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02/13/2014 10:44 PM

Ah - now we know how the Borg reproduce...

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02/13/2014 11:05 PM

awkward... Our braces are locked together.

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02/13/2014 11:05 PM

So Sheldon Cooper was wrong and wrong again.

The Big Bang Theory. S4 E2.

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02/13/2014 11:16 PM

OH, damn. You're only 48 volts? How are you going to hook up to my 400??????????

We need protection!

Trojan transformer to the rescue!

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02/14/2014 1:01 AM

How much copper is in that transformer?

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02/14/2014 1:36 AM

OHHHHHHHHHH....your so robotic.....I think I just blew a fuse...or 2....or 3....or....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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02/14/2014 1:40 AM

lets exchange bodily, sorry hydraulic fluids!

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02/14/2014 2:25 AM

You hot - me hot - Robot

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02/14/2014 5:01 AM

A-Rod obviously needed something to do this year!

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02/14/2014 6:34 AM

~Darling, what's wrong?

- Well, it's just that when you make love to me, you're like a robot.

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02/14/2014 6:35 AM

"...t's a shame our bodies were dismantled before dumping us on the scrap heap...".

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02/14/2014 7:34 AM

China's failed attempt to solve their overpopulation problem.

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02/14/2014 8:02 AM

Kissing cousins

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02/14/2014 8:35 AM

You're a real love machine!

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02/14/2014 9:14 AM

Alert, "Cupid virus strikes again!" Ooh, nice USB port!

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02/14/2014 10:08 AM

Shields and Yarnell take their act to the next level. (You will will have to be of a certain age to even get this reference.)

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02/14/2014 10:28 AM

14th February 2032

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02/14/2014 3:36 PM

Do you see the hair on what appears to be her 'adams apple?

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02/14/2014 10:46 AM

I thinks she looks 'high maintenance'.

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02/14/2014 7:01 PM

I haven't met one yet that isn't!!!

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02/14/2014 10:59 AM

Bionics came a long ways, our two subjects shown here have 93% biologicals replaced with synthetics......

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02/14/2014 12:37 PM

"Let's get out of these stupid clothes!"

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02/14/2014 12:58 PM

"Domo Harigato Mr. Roboto... Domo".

The latest incarnation of the band Styx...

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02/14/2014 5:13 PM

Ok, whose going to break the news to these two that their not compatible...... She has a European socket and he has a American plug

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02/14/2014 5:53 PM

The LynDoor™ Trojan Transformer comes with a universal adapter.

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02/15/2014 3:30 AM

She; "Get your hand off my bits"

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02/15/2014 9:00 AM

LAP LESS (Laplace) Transform of VALENTINE's DAY demonstration.

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02/15/2014 1:28 PM

Did you say foreplay or Fortran?

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02/16/2014 10:46 AM

"USB.....me Tarzan"

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03/03/2014 10:56 PM

''Does this qualify as ''techno-fuzion''?...

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03/18/2014 4:10 PM

Their date went off like clockwork!

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03/18/2014 4:42 PM

Honey, you're all screwed up!

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