Caption This for 02/28/14

If we then start in the middle we maybe able to finish it . . .

Bridge over the river quit.

It's shorter if you start in the middle and build two half bridges rather than start at one end and build a whole bridge.

The road to nowhere has bridges too.

Here, where I live, is an actual "Road to Nowhere", the city had such a hard time keeping street signs in place that they started selling them.

Since the government made on time and on budget a law this is what most public works projects look like now.

A bridge to far isn't quite far enough!

Perhaps the inspiration for Simon & Garfunkel's famous song... "Like a Bridge over Troubled waters"...

No, it was their earlier idea for a song that didn't quite take, called "Waters under Troubled Bridge"

Rolls Royce developing drone cargo ships!!

http://cr4.globalspec.com/blogentry/24310/Rolls-Royce-Said-To-Be-Developing-Drone-Cargo-Ships

The Pablo Picasso Bridge...

No! NO! It looks all wrong! Just build it all back the way it was, and we will do it in CGI.

This must be from Revillagigedo Island to Gravina Island, discourtesy of Sarah Palin.

this explains all those traffic jams in the Big Apple..

No, No. Mr Director, the landing from the first jump actually takes out the suspension, then we change to a new stunt car for the second jump. You will just have to do it in two shots and splice them together.

Early 1990s engineering competition:- Applicants are asked to propose ways to connect the 15 mile English Channel bridge to the 25 Km French Channel tunnel.

New Immigration rules for USA; If you can jump the gap,........... you can stay!

Anonymous Poster, (with an attitude problem), builds bridge following well considered advice from some CR4 illuminaries.

Due to objections about headroom from shipping lobby, construction has been 'suspended' pending designs for raised height of middle section.

The Dukes of Hazard had a hand in the design of this bridge.

Hand on Luke. Yeeeehaawwwww!!!

Newly elected Governor of California, Chris Christie celebrates his recent win by making some minor bridge upgrades.

I told you, 'WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!' And I am taking my bridge with me.

Alternately: this is a divorce issue and she is taking everything!

Bankers: You had 30 days to pay, so we are now repossessing our bridge!

"No, no, no. First off you're mixing your metaphors. It's 'burn the candle at both ends' and 'we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.'"

"Ah, got it, Boss."

"Secondly, when you *DO* mix those metaphors for comedic effect, it usually turns into 'We'll burn that bridge when we get to it,' not 'burn the bridge at both ends.'"

"Understood, Boss."

"Finally, you realize the two-man comedy team posing as legitimate workers routine is as dead as vaudeville, don't you?"

"Don't blame me, boss, blame the hack writer."

(Both characters look meaningfully at the camera.)

I defer to T. S. Eliot:

"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."

"What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from."

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/t/tseliot101421.html#8xHpWqriUsMqho0H.99

I happy to know that they solved the 'Great Banana Blight' of 2014, to be able to still be able to bargain with banana's in 2050

You take the high road and I'll take the low road, and I'll be in Scotland afore ye.

Modern day Meccano set are not what they were!

Ahh the beautiful Golden Gate in her early years.

BHO: "uhhhhhh,..... About the fiscal deficit and out of control spending,..... well,..... we'll cross that bridge when we get to it......."

Advisors: "ahhh, mr president, we're ready to cross that bridge now."

BHO: "?"

Thanks Horace40 .........

I'll pass it up the line......... But, I don't think it's will be necessary,..... you see, 3 weeks ago, our politicians just removed the cap on our spending.......... and our printers are running 24/7.

But if you would like to assist......... we are running low on ink.......

I thought they had to be built exactly that way to balance the weight and keep the pillars in one piece ; but it surely looks funny.

''Well guys, I got some bad news. It looks like we're gonna be stuck out here for a while. The latest word is that the material delivery drones have all gone on strike.

Supposedly, it's something about wanting better working conditions, shorter hours, more breaks, and upgrades to their on-board lithium batteries...''

"Oh, and they also talkin' about being given individual racing stripes...''

Obama Care 2018.

This just in, there's another delay on another part of ObamaSnare till December 2020 ...., (get it? ;) ) they need to get 'The Peoples Credit Card" to pay for it in the mean time .