Caption This for 06/27/14

So Bobo. Did you hear the joke about the three engineers that walked into a bar?

Then she said, "will you come here tomorrow?"

Then I said "sure baby, just wait by the big tree on the river where "our" vine is".

"You can go. She won't know the difference anyway."

Simian depravity.

"Jeez man it's cold enough to freeze the belukas off a manganese human."

Button, button--who's got the button?

Yeh, that's a good one, but I heard it before.

"Anything you can do, I can do better."

Both See no Evil and Hear no Evil were having a good laugh at Speak no Evil who was clearly caught jumping on the bed. This, after being told repeatedly "No more monkeys jumping on the bed."

"It's your turn to pray. I prayed at the last meal."

The humans are so full of themselves since they've been giving so many animals the mirror test, and so few have passed, just us an a few others....

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But the humans assume that because they wrote the test they get an automatic pass at top rating... but not so....I've been running a mirror test of my own, and the results are very interesting...

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Not only do the humans often fail to recognize reflected images, they don't recognize what it is they are looking at, reflected or otherwise. They think they are looking at two monkeys. Monkeys! I eat Monkeys!

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If any human had the balls to call me a monkey face to face, I'd make sure he didn't leave with either. Think I'm monkeying around? Balls are in your court... bring'm, if you aren't concerned about losing face.

"I dunno: I just saw his shoulder right there in front of me.....so I bit it."

Stop monkeying around! You and I were supposed to be mirror images...

Monkey see...

Monkey do...

That movie, Planet of the Humans, is just not believable. They'll never achieve sentience.

I agree Joe.

We Should be paid the same as those engineers.

We do everything they do except all that "Fancy Math".

But who really uses that anyway?

Two Congressmen meet for lunch.

(Can't quite tell which is the Dem and which is the GOP.)

Just wait until the boys in accounting find out how much this one's gonna cost them. I love being an engineer!

Two Consultants, waiting for an unsuspecting engineer to pass under the tree.......

All you need is the President standing at a podiem in front of them, and you have a State of the Union Address.

Did you see the look on that ladies face when I did the armpit squeak? Haw Haw, oops, almost fell out of the tree!

Two students trying to decide if they should do their homework or log in to CR4.

Here we have the leaders of the Judicial and Legislative branch of our Government........

This picture was also to include the leader of our Executive branch, but at the time of the photo shoot for the official pictures.....there was scheduling conflict with his tee time at the golf course.

What do the people that answer service calls on the phone talk about on their breaks......

"And people think the 'George' their talking to is from India,....... what a bunch of dumb humans...."

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In the image, for those not in the know, Doorman is the good-looking one.

Yes, but the smart one isn't a mouth breather.

I can do smileys at home.

Hey you ever wonder why it only takes one of us to fly a space craft but it takes two - four of the top humans to do it and they built the things?

I'm just sayin'.....

Baba Ji, our "Indian Love Guru", and his accountant, making his plans to spam CR4 tomorrow.

"Yeah: We're gonna call it windows 8. And, we've got loads of new ways to make it really confusing, incompatible, slow, and almost impossible to keep it registered."

"you idiot"

"you moron"

"you idiot"

"you moron"

"you idiot"

"you moron"

"you idiot, an idiot is stupider than a moron."

"yes, but a moron doesn't know that."

You forgot "imbecile", which is intermediate. But then, the three-body problem is analytically unsolvable.