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Caption This for 10/17/14

Posted October 16, 2014 4:45 PM by Kaplin

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10/16/2014 4:57 PM

Custer's Last Ride

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10/17/2014 8:50 AM

Just before his famous last words: Look at ALL those f***in' indians !!!

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10/16/2014 5:32 PM

That won't fly in Texas without a gun rack and a drink holder....

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10/16/2014 6:17 PM

Sheeeeeee-it boys, 'es go hee-it some balls!

"iss thang ain't a gonna git stuck in no durn sand traps like kat golf cart did..

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10/16/2014 8:36 PM

Is he allowed to go onto the greens with this thing for putting? I've heard that most course greenskeepers can get to be known some sort of anal, with how their babies are treated.

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10/16/2014 8:39 PM

That is actual a device for our disabled veterans that love the outdoors. Hard to find humor in it....

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10/16/2014 8:44 PM

You're right about the purpose.

But, meybe he's a golfer.

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10/16/2014 9:45 PM

Judging by the size of those guns, I bet he spends a lot of time going backwards.

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10/16/2014 10:12 PM

How else do you think his propulsion works???

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10/16/2014 10:57 PM

Mr. Fusion?

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10/17/2014 7:38 AM

Oh my....... what big guns you have.

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10/17/2014 11:53 AM

Oh my....... are those spank marks in the upper part of the thigh ?

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10/17/2014 12:06 PM

Jessica Rabbit: "No Monee, No Lookee"

I robbed this off a coffee cup, "No Coffee, No Workee".

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10/17/2014 10:22 AM

What does this Red Button do?

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10/17/2014 12:34 PM

Haven't needed hearing protection since the first time I fired these babies off!

Also doubles as a massage chair to keep you relaxed while shooting!

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10/17/2014 12:58 PM

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Lock 'n load"...

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10/17/2014 7:38 AM

Lyn, picture didn't come through for me.

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10/17/2014 9:33 AM

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10/18/2014 9:25 AM

I like the "wheelie bars" on the back; are they for the recoil kick back?

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10/17/2014 12:38 AM

I'm going Trail Blazing! Whee Hoo!!!

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10/17/2014 12:55 AM

Don't Tread On Me?

nah!...

It's Me, On Treads!

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10/17/2014 1:39 AM

for those who want to go back into battle but can't...its the next best thing :)

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10/17/2014 7:43 AM

The last time he was in a foursome following President Obama, he had trouble driving the golf cart through the trail of bull$--- that was left behind. Not any more!

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10/17/2014 7:53 AM

Fortunately for him, he always carry one of this.

of course, during his blaming campaigns one of these.... for himself for himself of course.

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10/17/2014 10:16 AM

Replacement for the M1 Abrams which is now getting older...

Latest collaboration between Raytheon and Boeing... it's only 1.2Billion each.

DOD is set to purchase thousands....

Next they'll strap a .50 on an ultralight to replace the Stealth Fighter....

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10/17/2014 12:51 PM

Headlines: Former tank commander to go out on the town in Cowtown, Texas Two-Trackin'!

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10/17/2014 1:00 PM

Old Tankers don't fade away, they roll away.

Tank on Brothers!

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10/17/2014 3:02 PM

Tank you very much!

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10/17/2014 1:02 PM

Do those Cowboy boots come with spurs?

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10/17/2014 1:03 PM

Let's play "Tankers & Indians"...

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Somewhere in your comment the PC police is going to protest.

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10/17/2014 1:11 PM

I could have written "Tankers & MuzzeSlimes"...

To hell with the PC Crappola Police!

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10/18/2014 9:36 AM

I am sure the tankers will be incensed. Doh!

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10/17/2014 1:40 PM

Ten bogie's

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10/17/2014 4:16 PM

Brad Pitt, faux Tank Commander,has nothin' on this guy....

(In reference to the new movie "Fury".)

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10/17/2014 4:26 PM

Ya dasent drive through no cowpies lessen ya get some fenders. This thang will slang em somthin fierce!

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10/19/2014 8:34 PM

Ready for the WWII battle reenactment!

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10/20/2014 2:14 AM

I say, I say 'scuse me son, can I play through? I gots me a mud run lined up at the 19th hole don'cha know!

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10/26/2014 8:38 AM

Oh crapola! Everthangs bigger in Texus, 'cept them dang bathroom doors.

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Dalek, version 1.0

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