Caption This for 11/21/14

Hey, that's mine.... Someone plagiarised my work

You've located Obama's thesis paper!

No wonder so much effort has been put into keeping his college days secret.

I thought that was the list of CR4 postings that didn't prompt kramarat to reply with some kind of dig at Obama.

Black America didn't elect Obama, either time.

You may have a point. The Dow-Jones approaches 18,000, but the bubbas and the brothers are not doing so hot. Meanwhile, if the Kochs realized which side their bread is buttered on, they should rally for Hillary in 2016.

I can't think of a single thing to say about this...It's contagious!!

It was a dark and stormy pre dawn.

It was a dark and stormy sun up.

It was a dark and stormy morning.

It was a dark and stormy noon time.

It was a dark and stormy afternoon.

It was a dark and stormy dusk.

It was a dark and stormy, dark and stormy WHAT??????????????????????????

Oh, hell! I give up.

Shade of nail polish.

Lyn wrote:

Oh, hell! I give up.

At least you're honest about it.

Watch this space?

Reminds me of a polar bear in Buffalo, N.Y. this week.

Reminds me of a polar bear in Buffalo, N.Y. this week.

Or an Irish girl nude sunbathing on a sandy beach.

Or an Irish girl nude sunbathing on a sandy beach.

Or an Irish girl nude sunbathing inside a polar as seen from the outside.

Ya don't get much for a measly million dollar NSF grant nowadays...

A picture is worth a thousand words.

In poetry, a word evokes thousand pictures.

Silence is golden.

--Harpo

Has anybody ever noticed that Oprah is Harpo spelled backwards?

--Wire Palindrome, San Francisco

Oprah's production company is Harpo Productions.

All the partners except Oprah herself.

The Marx Bros. estate and holding corporation have nothing to do with Harpo Studios.

The name came almost literally from Oprah looking at herself in a mirror, reading her own name tag. You'd think that she could have seen around her big ... ego(1) and realized that there would be confusion about the name, but then again, she's Oprah, the biggest name(2) in talk shows, she can do and say what she wants without repercussions(3).

Notes:

1) Thought I was going for a fat joke? Shame on you.

2) Considering her yo-yoing weight, I COULD have done a fat joke here, and only have a 50-50 chance of it being in bad taste at the time.

3) When her public spokesman says things, however, there ARE repercussions. She was loved in Chicago, and people were begging in the streets for her to stay, then her spokesman made a public statement about 'Chicagoans don't really understand her and she doesn't care about Chicago,' and almost immediately turned the cries of "Stay with us, Oprah" to "Don't let the door hit your big butt(4) on the way out, we don't want butt-marks on our nice door."

4) Fine, I finally made a fat joke about Oprah, happy now?

1) Thought I was going for a fat joke? Shame on you.

Oprah isn't THHAAAATTTT fat.

Wait five minutes, she will be.

Wait ten more minutes, she won't be anymore.

The woman seems to change her weight more often than she changes her hairstyle.

ok, ok, she big..... actually shes bigger than big shes huge........ even bigger that huge shes monstrous........ even more then that shes...........

(to be continued in my follow up book.)

At least you're not suffering from writer's block.

I've heard that the camera adds 10 pounds...or was it 10 kilograms.

Um, er,

Call me Ishmael....

Elmer Gantry was drunk....

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen....

It was a pleasure to burn.....

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.....

Somewhere in la Mancha......

It was love at first sight.....

....No, no, that's no good, who on earth would buy a book with those opening lines.!!

....Um, er,…yes..Once upon a time….. in days of old….Yes!.......

3 ways to win an argument with your wife:

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I want to rate this one "off topic" AND "good answer" but I can't click both!

That's what it looks like out my window here in Western New York!

Wow! Did walk to Hamburg to get a chance to meet Stephanie Abrams?

ZZZZZZZ..........

Coming to a Federal Building near you,

College prof's thesis topic: "Why?"; Student's answer: "Why not?". - (I heard this story years ago, and the answer was apparently, supposedly to have been good enough for his credit. - not sure how true it is, though).

This happened to me in my philosophy class when I was in college.

The Professor put a chair on top of the table, and addressed the class.

Professor: "In two paragraphs, please describe the chair on the table?"

p911: "What chair?"

Needless to say, I did well in that class.

This should be submitted for an Ig Noble prize.

If Dennis wins the award, I'm not sure if he should silently accept the prize or ramble on so long that Miss Sweetie Poo comes on stage.

Ig Noble prize? Are you sure that's the appropriate venue?

For my part I think it's the most complete and veriable scientific paper I've ever not read.

I should have looked earlier. This paper has already been submitted. Notice the second entry for 2010.

Isn't it "Ig Nobel"?

I contacted Dennis Upper, who explained (and I quote), " ."

Calvin Coolidge wasn't much help either.

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"Drawing upon my fine command of language, I said nothing."

- Anonymous¹

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^{1. Variously ascribed to Mark Twain, Robert Benchley, H.M Stasifer, "but a precursor to the modern saying was in circulation by 1920 without ascription. The wording of the expression metamorphosed during many decades. In 1949 Evan Esar credited Robert Benchley with the saying. It is possible that Benchley did employ the quotation indicated by Esar. However, it was simply a modified version of an existing quip." - Quote Investigator}

This succinct, self evident paper for obvious reasons has been cited, too.

lmao

"My head's a blank" (quote from Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast - Pinl Floyd, 1970).

Automatic writing has its risks: