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Caption This for 12/05/14

Posted December 04, 2014 4:45 PM by Kaplin

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12/04/2014 4:52 PM

The reason women live longer. They don't do windows!

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12/04/2014 6:51 PM

What's the chances both husbands come home early?

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12/04/2014 8:02 PM

Or one guy two wifes!

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12/05/2014 12:37 PM

Or is that simply a reflection?

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12/06/2014 5:50 AM

Bit like the classic, 'I've bought your husbands jacket back for you'. 'Where's he ?'. 'Erm, he was in it at the time'. Darkly humerous. I'll post OT since there are many places where workers don't get safety gear, much less training.

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12/04/2014 8:03 PM

Spanish window cleaners.

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12/04/2014 9:18 PM

I'll watch your back, you watch mine, we don't want any slip ups?

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12/04/2014 9:19 PM

..."meet the new boss,...same as the old boss...we won't get fooled again..." (In reference to last week's 'Caption This' offering) ℅ the WHO,...the World Health Org.

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12/04/2014 10:04 PM

Men at twerk.

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12/04/2014 11:33 PM

The things men will do for a little "trim"...

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12/05/2014 4:13 AM

NO GUYS. You paint the balcony rail AFTER you paint the windows.

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12/05/2014 5:00 AM

The blinds leading the blinds.

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12/05/2014 7:36 AM

Blind Man's Butt.

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12/05/2014 8:27 AM

Safe riggers for free!

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12/05/2014 8:30 AM

Super gripper shoes. Guaranteed to work or your money back.

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12/05/2014 9:31 AM

Hey Carlos, I'm really concerned about something here. What do you think - do these blue pants make my butt look big?

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12/05/2014 9:45 AM

Casual day at the office?

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12/05/2014 12:40 PM

After hitting the glass ceiling Dumb and Dumber tried an out on the window box approach.

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12/05/2014 2:07 PM

Wait a minute, if you're hiding from me, and I'm hiding from you, then who is "IT"?

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12/05/2014 2:10 PM

The Blair Witch Renovation.

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12/05/2014 3:50 PM

Timber magnate has ornamental ironwork replaced with wood! City plans to sue.

"This is an outrage!" says Mayor. (Not mare, horse with two touch-hole)

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12/05/2014 4:39 PM

Preparing for spring break college kids gets tougher every year.

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12/06/2014 10:55 AM

Well that's about got it, all we have to do now is just remove this column...

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12/06/2014 4:43 PM

Wait! Didn't we do this last week end too?

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12/07/2014 6:58 PM

I wish this scaffold wasn't in the way !

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12/07/2014 7:13 PM

Pssst! Peek-A-Boo!

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12/08/2014 9:50 AM

No no no, the paint is expensive put it on the scaffold, you stand on the rail.

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12/08/2014 11:16 AM

Don't look now, but that kid with the slingshot is down there and it looks like he's got longer rubber tubes on it.

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12/08/2014 12:08 PM

See! You can get good cell phone reception.

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