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Caption This for 05/15/15

Posted May 14, 2015 4:45 PM by LakeGrl


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05/14/2015 5:01 PM

I guess you were right, we couldn't dig our way out of this hole.

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05/15/2015 10:14 AM

John Deere diesel with breather and exhaust piping can work anywhere. Good advertisement for it's versatility.

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05/14/2015 5:02 PM

Oh Deere.

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05/14/2015 5:03 PM

6:00 Monday Morning

Operator 1: "Well, where is it?"

Operator 2: "I don't know, I swear I parked it right here last Friday."

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05/14/2015 5:27 PM

Sometimes the backhoe wins...sometimes the hole wins.

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05/14/2015 6:01 PM

But can he pull it out without ripping it apart???

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05/14/2015 6:09 PM

[Riiiing]

Yeah, hello there. Is this Yellow Dragon Machine Rental? Yeah... this is Jim from SwampMuckers. Yeah, I'm fine... Say, listen, ya know that digger you rented me yesterday? Well, I'm thinking that maybe I do want to get that insurance rider that you tried to sell me after all... yeah... better safe that sorry, I always say.

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05/14/2015 7:21 PM

Bill: "Bill's flotation tire sales, this is Bill"

Customer: "Bill, this is Arnie, of Arnie's excavators. Do you remember those flotation tires you sold me last week?"

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05/14/2015 8:01 PM

Coincidentally, that morning he had a sinking feeling he'd run into some problems at work that day.

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05/14/2015 10:35 PM

got that sinking feeling......

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05/14/2015 11:16 PM

The Law of Holes: When you're in a hole, stop digging.

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05/14/2015 11:52 PM

"Jack" I think you hit the mother load this time. Mining in South American is going to be a winner!

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05/15/2015 12:05 AM

a proverb here...

If you dig a hole for others, it is quite possible you will fall into it.

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05/15/2015 3:46 AM

Posted May 14, 2015 4:45 PM by LakeGrl Pathfinder Tags: Caption this engineering images funny images

Good day LakeGrl, please tell us what lake that is where you are "parked" and we will come get you out.

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05/18/2015 8:22 PM

I should have known not to park there!

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05/15/2015 4:31 AM

JOHNBOY'S HEAVY EQUIPMENT RENTALS... "This weeks special, Free Pickup and Delivery"

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05/15/2015 6:13 AM

He is doing it all wrong: some people cannot identify the working end of a shovel.

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05/15/2015 7:49 AM

Reminds me of that "Common Sense is Dead" post...

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05/15/2015 6:22 AM

Paddy's aqua excavations company get off to a sinking start!!

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05/15/2015 8:01 AM

I said you need to back fill the hole, not track fill the hole....

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05/15/2015 8:28 AM

-Oh, there it is !

-But, wasn't it Deere green ?...

-I bet you'd pale yourself if it were you !

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05/15/2015 8:50 AM

Deere John: I'm leaving because of your drinking problem.

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05/15/2015 9:26 AM

Deere Friends at CR4: I have a question about removing XXXXX lbs from a mud-pit and need a formula to calculate the sucking action of the mud..........

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05/15/2015 9:54 AM

THE definition of being in deep doodoo.

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05/15/2015 10:05 AM

Over heard at a recent marketing meeting...

Old slogan, "Nothing runs like a Deere".

New slogan, "Nothing floats like a Deere".

We had better head back to the drawing board...

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05/15/2015 10:07 AM

"What do you mean I'm doing it wrong? Isn't this how they started building Chicago?"

(Historical fun fact, before the 'City of Big Shoulders' was built, the land was a swampy, marshy area, populated mainly by wild onion and/or Skunk Cabbage (One or both of those had a name in the native Potawatami tongue that sounded like 'chee-ka-go'))

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05/18/2015 2:23 PM

the South Side still smells like that, according to the last time I traveled through that area.

Caption: Track hoe operator ends water crisis! Now all we have to do is keep her from suckin' mud, Luke!

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05/15/2015 10:07 AM

"No... that is not what we meant when we told you to "float" the high hoe to the job!"

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05/15/2015 10:11 AM

Maybe that is the way to fill the holes in the street in this thread?

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05/15/2015 10:49 AM

mud spelled backwards is dum

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05/15/2015 11:36 AM

Somewhere on the other side of town, the Murphy Slaw Excavating crew is taking a coffee break!

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05/18/2015 2:46 PM

My Inner Engineer is shrieking like a schoolgirl in terror at the sight of this.

"Who are these people? Are they the ones who show up as AP#1 asking basic questions about complex, dangerous projects?"

And my Inner Mad Scientist is replying with: "If they are the 'Stupid Question AP#1' club, could someone please take a chainsaw to the hydraulic lines on that earth mover? Will it drop fast enough for Maximum Effect?"

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05/15/2015 11:29 AM

They told Jim it couldn't be done, but he once again proved his critics wrong.

Jim was able to dig a hole to China, and here is photographic proof of Jim emerging from the hole with his excavator near Urumqi, in the Xinjiang Province of China.

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LOL!!!!!

Good one!

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Hilarious!

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05/15/2015 11:45 AM

The salesman said you can't get this thing stuck! -- JHF

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05/15/2015 12:13 PM

"Well, $h!+!"

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05/15/2015 12:21 PM

Murphy Slaw Excavating tries out the new Kermit Amphibious Backhoe.

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05/15/2015 1:11 PM

Bubba who was unfortunately immersed in this thoughts at the time, was now swamped with guilt and had a sinking feeling this might have a Titanic effect on his next performance review and perhaps even scuttle his career as a shovel operator.

Michael bows politely, ducks and runs for the door.

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05/15/2015 6:59 PM

Monday, Monday, can't get that day!

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05/15/2015 7:23 PM

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... There's no such thing as quicksand!

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05/15/2015 8:32 PM

Let see if you can dig your way out of this hole?

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05/15/2015 8:37 PM

Looks like a regular construction site in July in these parts.

Diggers pulling themselves out of holes and across creeks and rice fields all over the place that time of year.

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05/15/2015 8:37 PM

That farmer said it wasn't vey deep,it only came up to here (pointing to chest) on his ducks.

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05/15/2015 8:42 PM

No, it isn't the guns,

And it isn't the Huns --

It's the MUD, MUD, MUD.

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05/16/2015 10:00 AM

MMMMM....... Where did I put my rubbers? or,

Hey Joe, toss my rubbers to me, OK?

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05/16/2015 10:23 AM

Yeah, well I only missed two payments and they said they were going to repossess it. So I said "Well OK then, Come and get it, I will go clean it up for you."

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05/17/2015 11:05 AM

Now if we can just dig the drainage channel reaaaaaaal quick

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05/17/2015 12:49 PM

Help Mr Wizard!Help!(Tooter Turtle cartoon ,circa 1960)

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05/17/2015 1:34 PM

This would never have happened to Mike Mulligan!

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05/18/2015 1:33 PM

Oh! I've read this Baron Munchausen story!

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