Caption This! Blog

Caption This!

Caption This! is a place for engineers to test their wit. Each week the CR4 team will post an interesting or amusing engineering picture. We're looking for your best captions in the comments below.
Got an image that you'd think would amuse the community? Submit the photo (contact button below) and we'll post it!*

*No vulgar or obscene photo submissions, please.
Previous in Blog: Caption this for 07/31/15   Next in Blog: Caption This for 08/14/15
Close

Comments Format:






Change Mode
Close

Subscribe to Discussion:

CR4 allows you to "subscribe" to a discussion
so that you can be notified of new comments to
the discussion via email.

Close

Rating Vote:







Add Vote
33 comments
Rate Comments: Nested

Caption This for 08/07/15

Posted August 06, 2015 4:45 PM by LakeGrl
Pathfinder Tags: engineering engineering images funny images spiders

This weeks image:

Be sure to vote for your favorite caption!

Thanks to Nigh for submitting this image.

Reply

Interested in this topic? By joining CR4 you can "subscribe" to
this discussion and receive notification when new comments are added.

Good Answers:

These comments received enough positive votes to make them "good answers".

"Almost" Good Answers:

Check out these comments that don't yet have enough votes to be "official" good answers and, if you agree with them, vote them!
BruceFlorida
Guru

Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 1688
Good Answers: 145
#1

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/06/2015 5:05 PM

Spider Man, Spider Man, drives wherever with a spider over his head

It almost fits the song. Try it a few times and it might get stuck in your head.

__________________
 Few things limit our potential as much as knowing answers and setting aside questions.
Reply
Unredundant
Guru

Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Large hole formally occupied by furry woodland creature.
Posts: 3385
Good Answers: 97
#2

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/06/2015 5:24 PM

Yah, I am sure there is a huge spider over my head, besides, that would be bad because we are going into a tunnel and I'm driving.... what a maroon...

__________________
 CRTL-Z
Reply
Kilowatt0
Guru

Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth - I think.
Posts: 2143
Good Answers: 165
#3

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/06/2015 5:42 PM

Little Mr. Muffet

In a Cavalier on his tuffet.....

__________________
 TANSTAAFL (If you don't know what that means, Google it - yourself)
Reply
Rixter
Guru

Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: About 4000 miles from the center of the earth (+/-100 mi)
Posts: 9910
Good Answers: 1141
#4

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/06/2015 8:18 PM

Wouldn't you rather go for a drive with this spider?

2015 Alfa Romeo 4C Spider
Reply
2
SolarEagle
Guru

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: by the beach in Florida
Posts: 33392
Good Answers: 1817
#5

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/06/2015 8:47 PM

In this weeks episode of "Seconds To Disaster"....

__________________
 All living things seek to control their own destiny....this is the purpose of life
Reply Good Answer (Score 2)
Go to Next Good Answer
Usbport
Guru
Engineering Fields - Optical Engineering - Member Engineering Fields - Engineering Physics - Member Engineering Fields - Systems Engineering - Member

Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Trantor
Posts: 5363
Good Answers: 647
#6

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/06/2015 10:23 PM

"Do I have what-aphobia? Arachnophobia?
I don't even know what that is. Why do ask?"

__________________
 Whiskey, women -- and astrophysics. Because sometimes a problem can't be solved with just whiskey and women.
Reply
SolarEagle
Guru

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: by the beach in Florida
Posts: 33392
Good Answers: 1817
#7

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/06/2015 10:44 PM

My babies! My babies! Where are my babies?!

__________________
 All living things seek to control their own destiny....this is the purpose of life
Reply
SolarEagle
Guru

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: by the beach in Florida
Posts: 33392
Good Answers: 1817
#8

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/06/2015 10:46 PM

The boss wants us to work some of the bugs out of this design.....seems ok...

__________________
 All living things seek to control their own destiny....this is the purpose of life
Reply
pnaban
Guru

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: srilanka
Posts: 2725
Good Answers: 5
#9

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/06/2015 11:56 PM

can humans hang from ceiling using vacuum 4 cleaners- 2 for legs,2 for hands

__________________
 pnaban
Reply
Charlie Greenwood
Power-User

Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 458
Good Answers: 6
#10

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 1:26 AM
Reply Score 1 for Off Topic
user-deleted-1105
Guru
Popular Science - Weaponology - New Member United Kingdom - Member - New Member

Join Date: May 2007
Location: Harlow England
Posts: 16512
Good Answers: 670
#11

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 4:12 AM

Oh no there's a bloke sitting beneath me... please don't let him look up...

I hate those bloated pale* creatures with only two eyes... eughhhhh

Del

*Other skin tones abhorrent to spiders are also available...

__________________
 health warning: These posts may contain traces of nut.
Reply Score 1 for Good Answer
Go to Next "Almost" Good Answer
5
jhhassociates
Guru

Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: North West England
Posts: 1170
Good Answers: 153
#12

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 5:29 AM

"The President is asking for an update on our new secret weapon"

" There's good news and bad news General."

"So whats the good news?"

"The good news is that we updated the software and your $1.35billion, nuclear powered, spider lookalike, spy drone can now walk, hang upside down and act just like a real spider. It even thinks like a real spider"

"So what's the bad news?"

"It scuttled off and we lost it"
Reply Good Answer (Score 5)
No more Good Answers. Go to first "Almost" Good Answer
Massey
Guru
Technical Fields - Project Managers & Project Engineers - New Member

Join Date: Jun 2014
Posts: 623
Good Answers: 33
#13

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 7:02 AM

See! Even Spiders can't stand to sit next to Skin-Heads!! Them fascist pigs!!

__________________
 Hey Isaac, catch! ...oops, that's gonna leave a mark...
Reply
szwasta
Guru

Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 638
Good Answers: 45
#14

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 7:11 AM

I now have web access-on-demand on the road.

__________________
 This moment is as it should be.
Reply Score 1 for Good Answer
Go to Next "Almost" Good Answer
Tripper
Associate

Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 27
#15

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 7:23 AM

Big Brother is Watching
Reply
phoenix911
Guru
Hobbies - CNC - New Member Hobbies - DIY Welding - New Member Engineering Fields - Electromechanical Engineering - New Member

Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 23647
Good Answers: 420
#16

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 7:26 AM

What vehicle is that?..... I love the head room.

__________________
 “ When people get what they want, they are often surprised when they get what they deserve " - James Wood
Reply
szwasta
Guru

Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 638
Good Answers: 45
#24
In reply to #16

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 1:07 PM

Do you mean that you love the leg room?

__________________
 This moment is as it should be.
Reply
phoenix911
Guru
Hobbies - CNC - New Member Hobbies - DIY Welding - New Member Engineering Fields - Electromechanical Engineering - New Member

Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 23647
Good Answers: 420
#25
In reply to #24

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 1:08 PM

ahhh, yes,...... is that a trick question?

__________________
 “ When people get what they want, they are often surprised when they get what they deserve " - James Wood
Reply
szwasta
Guru

Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 638
Good Answers: 45
#29
In reply to #25

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/10/2015 10:27 AM

no trick....even spiders like leg room.

__________________
 This moment is as it should be.
Reply
ozzb
Guru
Hobbies - Fishing - Old Salt Hobbies - CNC - New Member United States - US - Statue of Liberty - New Member

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Rosedale, Maryland USA
Posts: 5197
Good Answers: 266
#17

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 9:09 AM

He just lucky it's not a pigeon.

__________________
 Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty, pristine body but rather to come sliding in sideways, all used up and exclaiming, "Wow, what a ride!"
Reply
rashavarek
Guru

Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Madison, WI.
Posts: 2074
Good Answers: 77
#18

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 9:25 AM

Mazda's worst nightmare, a third recall!

http://www.usatoday.com/story/driveon/2014/04/09/mazda-spiders/7494105/

__________________
 Knowing is the end result of learning, not believing.
Reply
phoenix911
Guru
Hobbies - CNC - New Member Hobbies - DIY Welding - New Member Engineering Fields - Electromechanical Engineering - New Member

Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 23647
Good Answers: 420
#21
In reply to #18

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 10:16 AM

Nice to know they got the bugs worked out.....

__________________
 “ When people get what they want, they are often surprised when they get what they deserve " - James Wood
Reply
CaptMoosie
Guru
Hobbies - DIY Welding - New Member Hobbies - Target Shooting - New Member Engineering Fields - Civil Engineering - New Member United States - Member - New Member

Join Date: May 2009
Location: Red Hook, New York (Mid-Hudson River Valley)
Posts: 4362
Good Answers: 179
#19

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 9:26 AM

You should never pick-up hitchhikers....

__________________
 "Veni, Vidi, Vici"; hendiatris attributed to Gaius Julius Caesar, 47 B.C.
Reply
Jerrell Conway
Power-User

Join Date: May 2006
Location: Bahama, NC. USA.
Posts: 270
Good Answers: 18
#20

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 9:35 AM

They said this model comes with a web but I have yet to get it working,

__________________
 For every great advancement in medicine there is an equal and opposite advancement in the denial of treatment.
Reply
Mike Proctor
Power-User
United States - Member - New Member Hobbies - HAM Radio - AC9JZ extra

Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 156
Good Answers: 9
#22

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 11:48 AM

Google's web crawling/indexing now includes your real time GPS position. Hope the wife doesn't find out how to use it!

__________________
 The only dumb question is the one you didn't ask.
Reply
dhayanandhan
Guru
Engineering Fields - Mechanical Engineering - New Member

Join Date: May 2008
Location: CHENNAI, TAMIL NADU, INDIA.
Posts: 1851
Good Answers: 65
#23

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 1:01 PM

Like Magnetic Equation "LIKE POLES DETRACT OPPOSITE TO EACH OTHER"

DHAYANANDHAN.S
Reply Score 1 for Off Topic
Unredundant
Guru

Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Large hole formally occupied by furry woodland creature.
Posts: 3385
Good Answers: 97
#26

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 5:20 PM

You know, I was putting on my pants this morning and something bit me right in the package. I sure hope I can move out of Mom and Dads basement.

__________________
 CRTL-Z
Reply
Unredundant
Guru

Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Large hole formally occupied by furry woodland creature.
Posts: 3385
Good Answers: 97
#27

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/07/2015 5:23 PM

Why dudes, you look as if the sword of Damocles was hanging over my head.

__________________
 CRTL-Z
Reply
Rixter
Guru

Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: About 4000 miles from the center of the earth (+/-100 mi)
Posts: 9910
Good Answers: 1141
#28

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/09/2015 7:57 AM

The mystery was finally solved in the cause of the massive interstate crash yesterday. A police officer at the scene found a cell phone and was able to extract a photo from its memory card.
Reply Score 1 for Good Answer
No more "Almost" Good Answers.
Doggoneit
Power-User

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Canning Vale Western Australia.
Posts: 160
Good Answers: 7
#30

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/11/2015 2:32 AM

Put your right, right, right, right leg on,

Put your right, right, right, right leg off

Put your right etc, etc, etc............

__________________
 I attend work so my dogs can have the good life.
Reply
Munster
Power-User

Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 406
Good Answers: 3
#31

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/11/2015 10:53 PM

Modern day co-pilot.
Reply
gmphadte
Power-User

Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 183
Good Answers: 6
#32

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/18/2015 7:25 AM

Man converted to Spider-Man

process 1

Gajanan Phadte
Reply
MR. Guest
Guru
Engineering Fields - Civil Engineering - Member

Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: ''but, don't we get PAID to ask questions?...''
Posts: 1661
Good Answers: 17
#33

Re: Caption This for 08/07/15

08/22/2015 5:54 PM

''Agnes, will you please explain you your mother-in-law that she absolutely has to stay in the back seat, or get out and walk the rest of the way back!!! ''

__________________
 ''illigitimi non carborundum...''(i.e.: don't let the fatherless (self-deluding,sabotaging, long-term-memory-impaired, knee-jerking, cheap-shotting, mono-syllabic, self-annointed, shadow-lurking, back-biting, off-topic-inquisitors) grind you down...)
Reply
Reply to Blog Entry
Have a Different Question?
33 comments

Good Answers:

These comments received enough positive votes to make them "good answers".

"Almost" Good Answers:

Check out these comments that don't yet have enough votes to be "official" good answers and, if you agree with them, vote them!
Copy to Clipboard

Users who posted comments:

BruceFlorida (1); CaptMoosie (1); Charlie Greenwood (1); dhayanandhan (1); Doggoneit (1); gmphadte (1); Jerrell Conway (1); jhhassociates (1); Kilowatt0 (1); Massey (1); Mike Proctor (1); MR. Guest (1); Munster (1); ozzb (1); phoenix911 (3); pnaban (1); rashavarek (1); Rixter (2); SolarEagle (3); szwasta (3); Tripper (1); Unredundant (3); Usbport (1); user-deleted-1105 (1)

Previous in Blog: Caption this for 07/31/15   Next in Blog: Caption This for 08/14/15

Advertisement

Got Something to Say?
Ask a Question
Start a Discussion

Search this Blog
Caption This!:
Go

Recent Blog Entries

CR4 Sections
Aerospace
BioMech & BioMed
Chemical & Material Science
Civil Engineering
Communications & Electronics
Education and Engineering Careers
Electrical Engineering
General Discussion
Instrumentation
Manufacturing
Mechanical Engineering
New Technologies & Research
Software & Programming
Sustainable Engineering
Transportation

Site Directories
Forum Directory
Blog Directory
User Group Directory
RSS Feeds

CR4 Rules of Conduct
CR4 FAQ
Site Glossary

Who's Online (68 right now)
Show Members
Advertisement