Caption This for 08/28/15

Young, dumb, and - well, you know the rest.

Be all that you can be, by joining the army. Here they show one of the 6 week intensive training program on how to defuse a live shell.

Luckily, there are four dummies here.

Has anyone noticed Nigh's avatar ? Just sayin'

Very apt!!

Suicide bomber school, somehow after repeated attempts, they can't seem to get through their first class.

This news is coming to you live, any advise is welcome.

Not a problem, if I close my eyes I will be safe.

(check out the guy in the middle more closely!)

Your right! He has band aids on his fingers..

And both guys holding the shell have their eyes closed too!

They should be wearing eye protection!

Maybe they should be wearing earplugs too?

What if it goes off?

They could have severe hearing and eye damage!

This should be ticking...ahh i see the problem. Just a little tap here!

So this how we convert a standard run-of-the-mill missile into a TOMAHAWK missile...

KABOOOM.....

Ladies and gentlemen where here and the MGM Grand,..... 2 shows a night, 3 nights a week.

Get your tickets now.

I'm sure this is how McGiver did it!!

They should join ISIS. They'll enjoy their jobs...and 72 Virgins in Paradise.

[Pssstttt, no one mentioned to them that those Virgins were male Goats.]

ISIS Prospect: "Hey! they have male goats in paradise!, Come on, let do this."

Crazy Ivan:

"There's at least 3 pounds of copper inside. That means we're rich boys !"

(In Irish accent): Oi tink I can see where it's gettin snagged.

Last words of a redneck army regular " Ok guys watch this"

There are old bomb squads, there are bold bomb squads, but there are no old bold bomb squads!

This is the scene just after Marco and his two buddies try to remove the firing pin!

The last words out of every Chief Warrant Officer's mouth...

"Wanna see somthin' cool?"

Members of D.I.E.D (Department of Improvised Explosive Devices) working on their new recruiting poster.

(Note: position does not include a pension plan)

Another demonstration of why there are no old and bold photographers.

Working to the strains of Coro di zingari (Italian Gypsy chorus) the soldiers work furiously to reduce the size of the shell so that it will fit in the war surplus German '88'

A Gary Larson Far Side classic, thanx, Loupy!

You're welcome! Glad to help.

"There's some good explosives in there boys, if we can get the nuclear trigger out of there first."

Scene from "Monty Pipebombs Flying Fingers".

See here Ridley, I know it is ever so frustrating, but would you please refrain from shouting "Blast".

Slovinski, be carful! You are the last applicant we have.

Chekoff, Kerchef and Andropoff your on deck.

Honest to Jesus H. Christ, my moms Pontiac Montana minivan had an oil drain plug on the oil pan that was absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to remove for what should have been a simple drain and refill top up oil change, as I've done it dozens of times on my own vehicles. I swear that the last mechanic who worked on moms van previously had had to have used an impact wrench at probably 190 psi when he tightened up the oil drain plug. Its done now by another mechanic who mentioned that he had to use an air powered chisel to remove said oil drain plug. God damn the auto mechanics who over torque wheel nuts and everything else they touch. Rant!

I think I saw this already.

One way or the other, in an hour they will not be feeling any pain.

It's spelled B A N G, and pronounced.....

''Between the three of us, we should have more than enough Elbonian Army training to figure this thing out. Now, just one more little tap...''