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Caption This for 1/29/16

Posted January 28, 2016 4:45 PM by LakeGrl

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01/28/2016 5:18 PM

Egads, domestic slosh...this party just took a turn for the worst...

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01/28/2016 5:48 PM

Test fitting by Schrödinger's cat.

After hearing word of his owner's next experiment he immediately set out to put on as much weight as possible.

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01/28/2016 5:58 PM

Typical dumb freshman mistake. When he told his roommate he was going out, and asked 'Did he need anything?', the roommate didn't mean for him to bring back some beer and some cat.

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01/28/2016 6:03 PM

Meeee-Yow! Man, I hate this. Right out here in front of everybody... Nothin to see here, buddy, just keep movin' along.

You'd think maybe this guy would cut loose of a few bucks and get me a real catbox. But noooooo, I hafta use the Labatts box with a couple of used tissues tossed in.

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01/28/2016 9:54 PM

Haaaaaaa nothing like a cold beer to cool one down

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01/28/2016 10:50 PM

Is this a cat call on a beer run?

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01/29/2016 12:45 AM

Schrodinger's cat testing the "Heineken Uncertainty Principle" (The next morning, you never know how many beers you drank the night before)

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01/29/2016 1:20 AM

Go find your own box, this one is MINE! I don't care if your beer is in it.

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01/29/2016 1:20 AM

Go ahead and laugh at my guard cat while you try and take one of my beers. The last guy who did ended up with 57 stitches and no beer for his efforts.

Mr Kitty takes his job very seriously.

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01/29/2016 5:06 AM

"I couldn't read the invite: did it say bring a beer or a bear?"

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01/29/2016 6:44 AM

Lone Ranger:

"I said come back with a case of beer,and a posse,Tonto,a Posse!"

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01/29/2016 7:04 AM

Del caught taking a "selfie" again?

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01/29/2016 7:13 AM

So that's why that Canadian and other imports like Heineken taste like that!

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01/29/2016 7:29 AM

No wonder why Labatt Blue tastes like kitty p*ss....

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01/29/2016 8:53 AM

Pussy and lager party. All welcome. Pay at the door. Girls free!

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01/29/2016 9:16 AM

Brahahhahahhahhaaaaaaa!

The Secret Service Agents will love this invite!

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01/29/2016 9:15 AM

Ha... take that Puss-In-Boots... I am a Puss-In-Box...

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01/29/2016 9:33 AM

Look... he gets drunk and forgets to feed me... not this time!

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01/29/2016 11:13 AM

Whiskey will put hair on your chest, beer will put fur on your...

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01/29/2016 12:05 PM

Sometimes you have to think outside the box. Place the box, with the cat inside, at the back door of a Chinese restaurant. Dilemma solved!

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01/29/2016 4:16 PM

I hate these portapotties.!

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01/29/2016 6:28 PM

I've had skunked beer before. It tastes awful.

I can't imagine catted beer is any better.

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01/30/2016 1:21 PM

Ten pound cat in a 5 pound box...

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01/31/2016 5:48 PM

The cat crept into the crypt, cr*pped, and crept out again.

<Takes cover>

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02/01/2016 5:11 AM

Finally proof of what Belgians know for ages: Heineken is catxxx

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02/01/2016 9:43 AM

Read elsewhere on CR4: "The Heineken Uncertainty Principle is when one wakes up and cannot remember how many beers one had the previous night." - only borrowed.

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02/01/2016 2:16 PM

C'mon with those beers tinkerballs

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02/02/2016 10:11 AM

Blue cat-ass-trophy

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02/02/2016 11:49 AM

PHH-PHH-PHH-PHHRAIDY-CAT? (Hic) I aint no PHRAIDY-CAT!

I'LL SHOW YOU---Whur,z dat pit bull?

------Epitaph of a drunk rednek cat.----

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02/02/2016 3:03 PM

...Will you stop with the jokes and push me down these stairs.. hic! ...I'm full of courage... hic!

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