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Caption This for 3/18/16

Posted March 17, 2016 4:45 PM by LakeGrl

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03/17/2016 4:55 PM

The workman's guide to elevation methods of temporary housing in flood plane construction areas ....A Hacker's primer...

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03/17/2016 5:56 PM

I've heard of people jacking up a car and stealing the wheels but never thought they would steal my lawn!

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03/17/2016 7:06 PM

Redneck Millennium Walker

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03/17/2016 7:15 PM

They wont be any problem, we have them over a barrel.

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03/17/2016 8:07 PM

"A watershed"

"A high water shed"

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03/17/2016 10:55 PM

Perfect balance.

220V power, 220 gallon support.

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03/18/2016 1:04 AM

This week in "This Old Shed" Boyd will show what to do with that loop of electrical connection wire, Dewey will suggest other colors for that contrasting band in your barrels, Chethem will build new steps with coffee cans, and Howe will explain how to add a bay window to your shed.

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03/18/2016 5:32 AM

Outback Outhouse.

4 Stalls--No waiting.

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03/18/2016 5:44 AM

After failing with his previous 3 rocket motor launch attemps,Cletus tries an improved 4 rocket motor launch of his orbital redneck workstation.(Note the debris from previous attempts in background.)

T minus 10- and counting......

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03/18/2016 6:17 AM

"Hmmmm: looks like a clock up to me."

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03/18/2016 6:32 AM

Yes I know I was supposed to dig four holes and pour concrete foundations but filling the barrels was quicker the boss is always on at us to find ways of increasing productivity.

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03/18/2016 7:07 AM

You see Jims new outhouse he built..... pretty elegant,.... and its a 4 seater.

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03/18/2016 7:18 AM

Don't worry, I've reported this to CR4. These annoying posts have to stop.

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03/18/2016 7:46 AM

It was at ground level till the flood washed the ground away!

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03/18/2016 8:31 AM

Wrong colour: grey main building, brown shed - whatever next (rhetorical question - NNTR)?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Sheds-Grey-Erotica-not-too-modern/dp/0752265458 (Usual disclaimer).

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03/18/2016 9:40 AM

An early Star Wars walker

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03/18/2016 9:55 AM

I had a shed built and the contractor had me over a barrel when I asked for a raised floor.

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03/18/2016 11:34 AM

Lyn's mother-in-law accommodations. The barrels are filled with helium gas. Too much hot air and the building will float away.

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03/18/2016 11:51 AM

Get 'em now! As seen on TV! From the people who brought you X-ray Glasses and Sea Monkeys, we now present ScamCo's Engineered Seeds!

Just plant four seeds in each barrel, water them for six to eight months* with our proprietary fertilizer and grow your own shed! Get more seeds and more barrels to grow a complete apartment complex!

Call now! Operators standing by! Call 1-800- DUMB-ASS

*long enough for us to get out of town

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03/18/2016 11:57 AM

Cletus "Noah" Hornshwaggle of Alabama was commanded by God to build an ark and "fill it with critters". After it was "value engineered" by management, this is the result!

Note: the barrels are for the monkeys!

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04/07/2016 2:40 PM

Yes, but 4 (four) barrels of monkeys does seem a bit over the top.

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03/18/2016 1:06 PM

Yes, the electrician reversed the wires and connected the black one to the cabin's ground. But I solved the problem, without calling him back...

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03/18/2016 2:10 PM

Worst disguise ever for a Transformer

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03/18/2016 2:32 PM

Without a proper foundation, you could be over a barrel.

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03/18/2016 4:26 PM

HTRN was wasting too much gas going to the Barrel House Tavern, so he made his own.

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03/18/2016 4:36 PM

tcmtech's furnace was getting too hard to service, so he put it where he could change the oil.

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03/18/2016 5:13 PM

My wife(A blonde) had a yard sale and actually sold our yard(to another blonde).

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03/18/2016 7:30 PM

Ok left front drum and right rear drum forward; then right front and left rear forward. Now wag tail vigorously. Good boy!

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03/20/2016 10:32 AM

Q: Hows the foundation for the new shed?

A: We barrely finished!

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03/21/2016 8:34 AM

Todd Hoffman and his crew...

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03/21/2016 2:02 PM

Too late. You have angered the gazebo. It charges.

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04/07/2016 2:43 PM

I knew we should have laid out more wire for that meter loop, dog gone it! Now this job is all jacked up! The good thing is we sold this location to ol' "High-Pockets" Jones.

Now we just have to wait and see what happens when he comes out of there in the morning, all hung-over, and holding his jug.

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04/19/2016 4:38 PM

"Well... the boss did say to drump up a foundation"...

Don'y ya hate it when you miss your own submission. Was on holidays in the Carribean with lously Internet access.

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04/20/2016 8:08 AM

Now THAT is funny!

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05/13/2016 7:56 PM

In a very hushed voice, Moe, the leader of the (Howard Gang) said:

''OK, Larry, Curly Joe, and you too, Shemp, I think every one else has gone home for the weekend by now, so lets all take one step forward, starting with our right feet. No, no, no, the other right, you dummies!''

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