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Caption This for 4/1/16

Posted April 01, 2016 10:09 AM by LakeGrl

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04/01/2016 10:19 AM

well done.

I seen them, and they are good.

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04/01/2016 11:07 AM

Oh if I only had a dollar for every time a date ended like that.......

MMMmmm. Good memories.

(well for one of us anyway.)

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04/01/2016 12:02 PM

Girl huh....Come now... we all know its not humane to hog tie farm animals in the back of a pick-truck

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04/01/2016 10:49 AM

Wow, April fool, fooled me at first!

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04/01/2016 12:02 PM

I agree... I didn't see anything special about it at first also.

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04/01/2016 10:55 AM

The guy in the van is a real a--hole.

I'm sitting here asking the chick in the sports car if I can take her somewhere for a drink, and he yells 'Cut it out, clown!' and gives me the finger.

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04/01/2016 12:03 PM

Bumper sticker....

"My other car is a life-size reproduction"

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04/01/2016 12:06 PM

Her name is April Jones, so the "YES" van is keeping up with the Jones.

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04/01/2016 12:29 PM

His brother is a plumber.

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04/01/2016 12:59 PM

Would hate to see the ad on the side of the van for a mobile gynecologist, or proctologist!

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04/01/2016 12:50 PM

Talking about "Trompe d'oeil" (deceive the eye):

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04/01/2016 12:57 PM

Those are so cool.

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04/01/2016 1:00 PM

That is indeed fine art.

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04/01/2016 2:05 PM

If you Google these you will find hundreds. One of my favorites:

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04/01/2016 2:11 PM

Is that the foyer to the Temple of Lud?

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04/01/2016 2:23 PM

Had to look that one up - but still don't know what that is.

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04/01/2016 3:30 PM

It's the latest Vulcanizing mind meld technology.

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04/01/2016 3:48 PM

I think meant it is the entrance to the Temple of Zuul, re Ghost busters fame.

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04/01/2016 5:51 PM

Probably a lot of complaints to the condominium board about the driver taking two parking spaces!

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04/01/2016 6:03 PM

Don't worry about it, it's all an illusion .

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04/01/2016 6:06 PM

Jeez! I keep trying to tell her that she's driving awful close to that van, but it's like I'm talking to a wall!

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04/02/2016 6:08 AM

That blonde is really stuck up...she won't even look my way!

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04/02/2016 8:33 AM

When I applied for the job they showed me a picture of the vehicle I would be driving and they said have it for personal use at weekends. Only they clipped the shot so it looked like it had a white background.

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04/02/2016 8:35 AM

Yes it's a Mirage! .......but not by Mitsubishi!

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04/02/2016 11:49 AM

You can go to the shop to get a photo put on your van, or you can just do photoshopping.

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04/02/2016 7:11 PM

That "art" should really make the van go!

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04/03/2016 9:02 PM

Grooaan!

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04/04/2016 10:42 AM

GA. Science may have found a new power source!

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04/04/2016 11:01 AM

When Liberal Arts takes over and replaces Science.

Kirk: "We need more art, Scotty"

Scotty: "I'm givin'r all she's got Captain"

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04/04/2016 9:30 AM

False advertising!!

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04/04/2016 6:53 PM

Not so convincing.

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05/09/2016 7:29 PM

''Zat must be za Panzer VIII Haus Ketse, yah?''...

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04/04/2016 9:00 PM

The van is really a cardboard cut out attached to the driver's side of the car.

Not what you see,it's how you look at it.

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04/05/2016 5:29 PM

VW's initial attempt at trying to influence the emissions test.

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05/09/2016 7:25 PM

''Nice paint job alright, but does the (equipment) come standard?...''

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