Caption This for 11/18/16

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

This demonstration was performed with actual professionals, driving an actual car, to demonstrate the AMAZING LynDoor™SuperSticker^© Tyre/brake System's AMAZING stopping power when set at its highest (PANIK^®) traction level.

^{_{(Results may vary depending on make/model of vehicle, road conditions at the time of test, weather conditions at the time of test, driver weight at the time of test, driver reflexes at the time of test, blood alcohol level at the time of test, and other factors beyond the control of the manufacturer.}}

^{_{Unconditional lifetime guarantee available for a small additional fee. (Parts only, not the whole car! Whadda ya think we're crazy?)}}

There's still a few bugs left in the flying car project, but we're half there!

Another car company found cheating on emissions takes a nose dive.

I told ya that big V-8 would be too heavy....

I put it in for service, front wheel drive, tune up and engine balance, and that's the way it come back. They said it reduces tyre wear? but I think steering will be a bit of a worry?

And that my friends is how you pop a wheelie with a front wheel drive

We need to kick David Blaine out of our neighborhood.

Your front shockies are good. Now to test the rears.

You beat me to it. Have a GA point on me.

When changing over to hydrogen fuel care must be taken with respect to placement of the storage tank.

That's pretty typical for Jim's car on Thursday Morning.

It because Wednesday night is when The Burrito Barn has Bean Burrito Night special

The first R&D testing of flubber was less than stellar!

"OK Martha, you can keep him, but, I don't see how we're going to keep this quiet."

My dog can do tricks...

My car can do tricks too...

Instead of nitrogen filled tires and since they had an deal on helium at the 'Parties r Us" store. Hey what the heck

Daddy gets home after hearing his unwed daughter is pregnant.

When I says woe, I means Woe!

Hey! what about the tree? What tree?