Caption This for 11/11/16

Ed Norton, from the "Honeymooners", has been found at last.

The city's favorite rat exterminator, know only as 'Ratman', has been missing for several months now...the only clue found so far is this trademark glove ominously clinging to the grate of one of the entrances to his favorite hunting ground, the East side slough...It is feared that Ratman may have perished in an epic fight to the finish with the underground hoard of followers of the king rat, known as Rattus Muroidea......Ratman's biographer says he fears the worst and plans to release his book when the final chapter is known for sure....or next week, whichever comes first....

Ratman Gloves included with every copy sold....

I see humor just in that picture of a matching glove.

cant wait till a 'caption this' of a foot print in the mud from a shoe where not only you show a picture of the sneaker that made the foot print, you'll also state the he came in as a rider on a horse with a limp.

More likely boots on a crooked horse....

http://www.aotclinic.com/fixing-the-one-sided-horse/

Lets wait and see, who or what, will rise to the temptation?

'Tipping Point' is adopted as the new voting system.

I hate living down here, especially when it rains!

...but it's not as bad as the basement of an outhouse where i used to live.

HELP! I've fallen in and I can't get out.

<gazing around warily> I know there's an evil clown nearby. I can feel him.

Pennywise?

No, he's in post #18

Spiderman come out to play!!

He gave someone the middle finger. They kept the finger and gave him this in return.

He's probably quite miserable: this should cheer him up:-

Internet:

The Manhole.

A fantasy exploration for children of all ages.

Oh, this is a story bout a guy named Al, who lived ....

Oh, this response is sort of weird.

It's not that bad down here. Wonder if I can make it four years?

At least he won't die of thirst down there.

"That one almost got away, I hate fast food."

Ok guys.. you can let me out.. I don't see any neutrinos down here.

...however I do seem to be standing in a few inches of 'dark matter'.

..guys? HELLO!?

flush it again..... they're trying to make their way back..... damned government mandated environmental friendly toilets, they use 3 times more water to get the job done...

Flushing repeatedly and using a large toilet plunger hasn't worked. A sewer vac truck is definitely needed in Washington DC.

(I'm assuming that the pic of the catch basin was taken in front of the White Mosque at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.)

that's what happens when your agenda is based on symbolism with no substance and spin. i.e. not enough fiber in their diet in Washington.

Brahahhahaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring on the Bran Flakes...

Well, we can't mess around with just fiber.... we need to bring out the big guns. We have to bring out 'High Fiber''. ^{sorry about the commercials}

Stubby, the thin-clown, whose right middle finger has been missing from a childhood incident (he offered a kind gesture to a liberal that declined the offer), had been last seen near the storm drain near 149th and Racine. This week Officer Delaney of Peoria found this unique glove off Interstate 74 in the manhole cover to the storm drain. This location is over 166 miles from downtown Chicago.

These are the only two storm drains in Illinois, otherwise the State would never flood.

Apparently, Stubby slipped through the cracks (well, actually slits, but who is being picky?)...

This just in

AMBER ALERT

Slim the Clown, whose claim to fame that he's the Skinniest clown around. Disappeared.

Slim was last seen walking down the street.

Ha ha! I didn't notice the middle finger was missing. I took the photo after passing this several times and thought it was interesting. I posted it here because I was at a loss for coming up with a clever caption so I thought I would get some help.

Somebody obviously had a little too much time on their hand...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle protecting his turf

The human remains from a man-eating squirrel.

I seen this before.

Do we have any holy grenades left?

or heres the link

He must have been a nut.

All this time, I've been calling these 'mouse holes'

That is not a mouse - that looks like a chipmonk to me, but that is a whole nother punny joke.

yes, I really feel foolish calling them mouse holes all this time...

So you are saying our victim (what remains of them, a glove), was not eaten by a clown? Not eaten by a squirrel? A chipmonk???? Must be Trappist Catholic version of rodent I have never seen in West Texas. Down here we have squirrels, bosses, and ground squirrels. No chipmunks, or chipmonks.

OH well, back to chasing ghosts on my RO system.

What - no chip monks? Do you have fish friars?

Forced me into that dumb joke.

Up here the chipmunks (not chip monks) run rampant. I have at least 2 living in my crawl space under the kitchen, despite having 2 cats and allowing them access to the crawl space. They bring me moles, voles and mice, several per week, but no darn chipmunks.