Grizzly Tree Rub Secrets Revealed

I have rubbed on this thread...so it's mine ok.

Prrrrrrrr

I have to say after so long, "NO DUH!!!" How much grant money does it take to come up with the obvious!

Del, you should get one of those "Binaca" bottles of sent, like Cat on Red Dwarf. Then, you could go around spraying, "This is mine. That's mine. This other thing is mine, except that part."

I have a doberman pinscher that rubs his face on my sofa. Can I get some grant money so I can tell the world-HE IS MARKING HIS TERRITORY!!!

OK . . so, to improve my romance chances with my wife, I take away from all this:

I need to approach in the same way each time, in the foot steps of the mailman that just left my house, urinating as I walk, rub my back up against her, then rub James' doberman's face on the sofa . . . . hmmm . . . this is where I get mixed up.

Can I get grant money to find out the affect that nail filing nosies have on male performance during certain romantic moments? Not to mention "Move a little, I can't see the TV".

I think I'll just wander off and go inflate my tree now for a little quality time alone.

Maybe a re-think is required....Infatable trees...claw sharpening...?

Those inflatable tree shares you sold me..I want my money back... .

Del

Smell them . . . they are YOURS pal and not returnable. Yukkkkk.

How much ya wanna bet that the reason why the tree rubbing avoids fights is due to how far the smell goes up the tree.

"Hey! There's been another bear here! Hmm, smell goes up over my head! Better not mess with that big SOB!"

SOB ? Son of a Bear? Bloody acronyms again....

(PS. I've shelved work on the Giraffe cannon.... That's still making me laugh...)

Glad to be of service!

Don't be daft! He's just rubbing off the dribble.

Maybe they just need glasses, or therapy. Could be a market for inflatable trees in bear-land ya know.

You all deserve a week holiday in Zimbabwe. No bears, no beers, no petrol, no food, no common sense, no nothing.

Get out of Zimbabwe cards can be obtained for 1 000 000 Zim Dollar (few cent).

Deposit account number : xxxxxxxxxxxx

Or Zimbab-B, as an alternate plan.

Can't beat my apartment in Mogadishu where when you turn on the kitchen tap, there is a vacuum noise as it sucks in the spider webbing over the sink trying to earn a living.