Cluster Watches Earth's Leaky Atmosphere

Interesting........global deoxygenating........its getting stuffing in here, can someone open a window

You laugh, but when you consider there is over a billion monitors and TV set, millions of pig pole transformers, and kiddie magnets on your refrigerator; all driving the oxygen off this planet.

Strangely, Washington, DC must be using some very powerful kiddie magnets because the Congress appears to have acute symptoms of hypoxia-legislation.

yes your right, I'll take this seriously, until the next threat that comes along and knocks it out.

I'll sit and wring my hands saying someone should do something about this before it kills us all.

And all that hot air coming from congress guess it would have to be something other that oxygen.

uuhhm... Maybe I'll start a company that sells oxygen credits. $$$$

Would that help clear your conscious?

I like the oxygen credits (Oxy-Dits)!

Aaahh, my first customer. did I say that out loud?

How many would you like, There is only a limited supply mind you.

How's my credit?

I don't take credit, cash only and no returns.

Cr@p. Then what are all these carbon credits worth that the government gave me?

Not to fear. We have a bigger problem, plus a solution. The bigger problem is that untold amounts of oxygen are being continuously tied up to form carbon dioxide. The oceans are saturated with it. The solution will be revealed as soon as someone finds the secret catalyst and process to revert carbon dioxide back into its component atoms and molecule. Nobel Prize anyone?

So you can use a compass to navigate to a given destination only to find yourself asphixiated before you complete the journey? This is an environmental crisis that makes global warming pale in comparision!

I say we need to stamp out this dangerous "Earth's magnetic field" thing right away. Throw the swtich on it, so to speak. We have GPS satelites now. We don't need this quaint tech anymore. And think how much energy we'd save! That ridiculous field probably wastes tons of energy that we could be pouring into our SUV gas tanks instead!

Leaking O2 - someone should patch the hole in the ozone layer.

hey, keep your good ideas to yourself, I'm trying to make a buck over here...

and besides O2 dits are twice the cost of O dits.

Then shouldn't O₃dits be worth 1.5 times as much as O₂dits?

your right.