Fill Your Car Tires With Nitrogen?

Hi Brickie...
I think the clue is in the question..
'radio ad '

You actually listen to radio ads?!

Del

Are you trying to tell me I'm not going to make a million in the privacy of my own WC this year? And I suppose you want me to believe that these male enhancement pills don't work ether. They told me it wood on the radio!

"...They told me it wood..."

Uhh...'scuse me, I think your Freudian slip is showing...

The girl in the picture should find a male tree her own size, don't you think?

Maybe she has!!!!!!

I want to fill my car's tires with hydrogen. That way I'll get better gas milage because it will be lighter.

Then I'll paint "Hindenburg" on the side and wait for the lightning to strike.

Yeah I know it leaks out really fast but it's a small price to pay for fame.

As long as it is at least 96% hydrogen, you're good to go. It won't explode.

Forgot to mention that big aircrafts tires are filled with nitrogen for cooling purpose.

I would go with helium instead of Hydrogen...

Hiya Brave Sir Robin,

Haven't seen you about, lately. I hope all is well with you and yours.

Please elucidate for me, how you use ram's bladders to prevent earthquakes.

/Ari (Orpheuse)

Been doing well. Off-line for a few weeks while heavily involved with work.

Hmmmm . . . . let's see . . . . Oh, yes, the use of ram bladders to prevent earthquakes.

[ crack . . . . . R - R - R - R - U - M - B - L - E ]

Aaaaaarthur . . . . King of the Britons . . .

Oh, and don't grovel !! And don't apologize !! . . . sorry this, and forgive me that . .

No! No! No!.............please don't be a "hindenberg."

Use hvdrogen sulphide!!!!!!...............we can then smell you coming!

ooops!................sorry!...............or going.

You pay in clams...very civilised! Buggers to open, but very tasty. Sardines and Tuna are also exceptable currency (not to mention the Quatlous)

Del

The cans ain't so bad either

Glad to be of service...you fix tires...err...tyres? (Say, what's with that "Y", anyway?)

That's well done EnviroMan, we may even get to pronounce and spell words in the Queen's proper English.

e.g. buoy is not prnounced "boo-ee" it is pronounced "boy"

All well and good, but what about that tYre? Why a 'Y' when a long 'i' will do? Is it just that you think too few words are spelt with y's?

The Y is there because yout too close to France.

That's y the English Channel is there

YYUR

YYUB

ICUR

YYMEMEMEME

Ah! that's an oldie..............haven't seen it for quite some time

Daar beasties daar

Daarn't

Daar CDBDiiiiiiS

Ohar sodaar

CM DUCKS?

MR NOT DUCKS!

OSAR, CM FEATHERS? CM FEET?

LIB, MR DUCKS!

Ya, don't ever fill that in, or England will be swamped with obnoxious nancy boys, wearing funny hats that don't fit, trying to put useless Y's and U's into otherwise perfectly good English words.

Wh do ou sa that? Just curious...

Cs I'm a gy that likes to whack an occasional hornets nest,( with, all to often, not qite a long enogh stick ).

That would explain several things...

Thou shalt incur the wrath of good Queen Bess, lest yea not speaketh the English language proper. We all from the Antipodes do what thee good Queen Bess want us to do, lest we be set upon by those men in red coats.

Y'all been out of touch a wee mite too long, I reckon - they haven't worn red coats for quite a spell now...

But I tire of the debate over the proper spelling of tyre. Personally, I always thought Tyre was a part of the ancient Phoenecian empire - along with Nineveh. Present day Lebanon and environs. But that's just me.

I believe the original Tyre is in New York.

http://newyork.hometownlocator.com/NY/Seneca/Tyre.cfm

I think the Phoenician one predates the US Tyre by about 4500 years.

Hogwash! Everyone knows those pesky Europeans have been stealing our names for years!

So it's all a conspiracy????

Obviously. Stamp taxes, tea taxes, representation with or without taxation and vice versa, lone gunmen, grassy knolls, missing circuit court judges and union presidents, it all goes back years... We've got more conspiracy theorists than particle physics theorists, so it is a substantial part of our employment rate. We've lost enough jobs to overseas outsourcing already - don't go messin' about with our conspiracies, now!

Yeah.....don't mess with their conspiracies ok..........screw theirs up and our government won't have a reason to have been elected! Then they'll start doing stupid things like governing.....or making speeches on tv.......

So far we have the best parliament money can buy......it's split 50/50....perfect, just perfect.

.................and look.............they even spelt it correctly!!!!!

They, probably being the "city forefathers" (is that the correct expression or have I lost something in translation)................proably closer to their British roots.

Our trouble is that in Australia..............it could be said...............that we are a little bit behind the times.

Sorry have to go now...............must get the cows in the shed.............the rustlers have been fairly active lately.

Also must get up early...........don't want to miss the first stage to work tomorrow.

I'm sorry, I am having a difficult time understanding you. Does that come with English subtitles?

............any subtitles thoust wishes kind sir...........but.............things ain't what they used to be.................it's the bomb that did it!!!!!!!

Whattsa matter with you lot..........Talkin' Aussie is easy.........just take a handfull of outback rocks, put them in your mouth ......and anybody can talk Aussie!

Excuse me, Duckinthepond,

No disrespect intended but - is Duck-In-The-Pond anything like Toad-In-The-Hole?

Just curious,

/Ari (Orpheuse)

If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

And therefore .. . . ... .. . ..... . A witch, burn her

/Ari (Bedivere) (Orpheuse)

We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Well....pardon the expression....that opens up a whole new can of worms doesn't it. Keep your sons safe.

Unfortunately Canada is deporting conscientious objectors...our gov't has had no balls for some time now.

Not so in my younger years.

Yes, yes, but what do you do with the bones?

/Ari (Bedivere) (Orpheuse)

If you took out the bones, it wouldn't be crunchy frog now, would it?

The crunchy bones are the best part.

I did all my mind expansion back in the late 70'-early 80's. Brightly Colored Frogs and mushrooms are permanently off my diet. Besides, there really hasn't been any good sunshine in a very long time.

As for Castaneda, you don't have to worship Mescalito in order to maintain conciousness post-mortem. I know several Tibetan techniques that work much better. Try a good translation of "The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying, or, Hearing in the Bardo" it is the best translation of the purist form of Hineyamah Buddhism (Small Vehicle or Monastic, Buddhism) as contrasted by Mahayana Buddhism (Large Vehicle or Layman's Buddhism) ever published.

I hope I've answered all your questions, especially the ones you didn't ask.

/Ari (Orpheuse)

Orpheuse, didn't I do windowpane with you once in '73?

Might have been. Were at the Bonaroo concert in Tennessee? I was there for the 'Dead' concert. That was the evening the Phil Lesh told the 'Ugly Dog' story (it was a terrible joke and I won't repeat it here, but it was very Phil Lesh).

Things started to bottom out when we all ran out of smoke. We were all bumming and word got back to the 'Dead' and within 15 minutes the had opened the emergency supplies. Those guys used to get some amazing smoke. Didn't even notice it was raining until Jerry popped 2 strings and Phil took the mic to explain that they had to take a break and restring the guitar. Then he said "I hope it stops raining" that's when I noticed that we were all soaked. Whole thing turned into the biggest mud-fight since Woodstock.

Those were the days. I feel sorry for this generation. They won't be able to get away with 1/8 of the shenanigans we did.

Keep it cool, keep it groovy and keep it hip and never trust anyone over 90.

Peace, Bricktop,

/Ari (Orpheuse)

Hello Orpheuse, is that Castaneda you mentioned the author of The Teachings of Don Juan?

Just curious.

Hiya, Unitech,

You've hit the nail on the head. Carlos Castaneda. There are 12 books after "The Teachings of Don Juan". I suggest you read them. It's an education in anthropology. I wouldn't recommend ingesting peyote buttons. You have to barf to get off and it's very high in strychnine.

That was then. Today is a completely different story, perpend:

Crack Cocaine - one hit hook - you smoke it once and you are hooked.

Ecstasy - also XTC, MDMA, MDA, overdrives the seritonin production in the brain with the possibility of 'suicide Tuesday'. If you take Ecstasy on Sunday than by Tuesday your seritonin levels are way below normal, hence the depression.

Of all the friends I lost in the various wars this country has fought, I lost more friends to various drugs, and that hurts worse.

Don't mess with drugs, cigarettes, and alcohol - most are very hard to beat, especially alcohol and tobacco. I've been trying to kick tobacco for 30 years. I've tried literally everything including magnetic-ear magnets, that purport to press on a pressure point and blocks cravings, to a medication called Chantix. which purports to do the same. Nothing helps. When I get nervous I have to have a cigarette in my hand, if not my mouth, even unlit. If you want to have a "mind-expanding" experience, practice hatha-yoga for one hour 7 days per week, and learn to meditate - it truly is the best 'high' you can get, bar none.

Please, my friend a fellow hippie, please heed and hear.

Peace, baby bro,

/Ari (Orpheuse)

Hi Ari, thanks for the good advises. I have read few of his books about 20 years ago.I still keep a couple of them.

Brightly Colored Frogs and mushrooms are permanently off my diet

Is that magic mushrooms as well??????

And mystical frogs...?

Now them there's some good eatin'!

Yep they sure am

How about

Truth in advertising as a natural law...

Back luck with the cane toads. Lots of damage in Australia with that infestation.

What I'm reffering to are oddball religious Christian cults that use the toxins from frogs and toads to get high on. Some also use rattlesnakes though the methodology is somewhat differrent.

Quite so - they let the rattlesnakes lick them...

No wonder the Eastern Diamondback is on the endangered list. Poor buggers having to suffer those indignaties.

So...how's the tippy toe'ing amongst the constrictors in Florida these days?

Don't know why it's sidewise 'cause it's not a sidewinder, nor how to right it, but from last February...

Just wondering whether the pants you were wearing had something to do with the snakes romantic inclinations...............??

Good job of manipulation - remind me to ask how later...

See, the camo pants don't work so well with the heat-sensing capabilities of yon snake. It didn't act a bit romantic (unless you count the %*#$ YOU! attitude it had). It was not the slightest bit happy with me for moving it to new territory.

Can't say I blame the snake for being a tad pissed. Good of you not to have harmed it.

Here we have the Massassauga Rattler. Cute little buggers that are endangered. There is currently a $10,000 fine for killing them.

Had them back in Kansas, too, but very uncommon. Cute? Depends on yer point of view. Mice don't seem to have the right viewpoint...

Mobi, I've heard the phrase "never waste wood", but I suspect that young lass has misunderstood it's meaning....

Your'e right there Rorschach...................What a waste!!!!