I tend to approach any problem by looking at the simplest fix. It may not be the most cost effective, but in this oil spill situation, cost is no object. The way I look at this problem is to visualize it as if it happened on dry land. On land it would be simple to fix; not so at -5000 ft. To solve this problem, I visualize a cylindrical cofferdam starting at the sea bottom and extending toward the surface, decreasing in diameter from about 200 ft dia to about 50 ft dia. The cylinders would be made of reinforced concrete, each about 100 ft high and lowered from positioned barges. The oil would be allowed to flow until the surface was reached. At each 100 ft interval, hoses would pump the water/oil slurry to the surface. Not all of the oil would be trapped, but as the surface was neared, more oil would be trapped. Once the surface is reached, a cover would be placed on the structure and the now solid platform would function as a landbased oil well. Additional reinforcing would be installed to make it permanent. It would become an artificial island.
I know this sounds like the ravings of a mad scientist, but when you think in simple terms, it starts to make more sense. People tend to think a solution has to be complicated to work. I don't say it will be cheap and it may take a lot of time to implement, but 40 days have already been wasted without a fix.
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