Time Machine

You will be transported back in time with our DIY period correct clock plans....

http://www.freeww.com/clocks.html

The real time machine....(sorta)

http://www.oocities.org/timemachine_nz/original.html

Perpetual solar powered time machine (details, and link to a website, in the video). This one is useful because it gives you a readout as you teleport forward through time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdAaMGHKocE

Please, study "entanglement" in particle physics. That will lead you into the area of teleportation, as it is practiced by some particle physicists. Time machines are bit hairier, as in most theories you need to get closely involved with black holes. Good luck with that.

First wire the solar panel to two electrodes and insert one in each ear or one up your nose and one up your backside (depends on whether you want to go forward or backward in time) then just lick the batteries and stare at the sun. Eventually you will start to get the feeling you are traveling through time.

One minute you will here then you will black out and wake up and it will be another time, usually some time later. Just keep repeating the process until you reach the point in time you want.

Heh TCM - I promised a beer some time back at the alien bar & now it looks like I'll be there (Minot anyway) come Thursday or so. Be happy to make good on my word.

Happy too but I am working night shifts now Thursday - Sunday so I wont be available.

I sleep all day.

With 23 batteries, there are only two sensible choices: all in series, or all in parallel.

In series of course, this connected to the solar cell will produce enough backward moving light from the 2ft2 of the array to light in the area to slow down. As we all know time is relative to the speed of light.

There are only two draw backs with your system, the first is that 2ft2 may not be enough to contain your whole body. Any part poking outside the array area will be left behind when you jump. ie your whole body or lose some. To provide a effective system you are going to need a bigger array and a whole lot more batteries. 3ft2 is the minimum I would suggest but powering is is going to require 8 times more batteries than you have.

The second is that you can not, I repeat, can not touch the system or array while it is powered since it will interfere with the production of backlight. It is also a known fact that doing so will stop you from aging, however you have succeeded in your quest since in all the years that you pass by entering your time machine you will always be known to be that age.

All the best with your endevour.

Your going to need something more portable that you can wear. I use the Casio Wave Cepter because it contains its own solar panel and battery.

But most importantly, it receives data from the atomic clock in Boulder, CO transmitted via a radio tower in Fort Collins, CO.

I also like the fact that it is waterproof to 10 Bar, just in case I end up in the water somewhere.

It has many features I don't understand, but have I successfully move forward in time three years since I bought it a few years ago.

Good luck in your travels and don't take any wooden Nickles!

Oh, by the way 23 x 9v is 207 volts. Be careful, that's enough power to make time stand still.

You need to build high voltage circuits with capacitors and try antigravity stuff from Tesla's work. If you go back in time say hai to Tesla and Edison from my side :)

WARNNG:

Be VERY careful when using this system! If you travel back before 1956 and your batteries die, you may end up being unable to return!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine-volt_battery#History

Using a similar system, I went back to 1948 to get Babe Ruth to autograph a baseball for me before he died, but I left the lights on and drained the batteries. It took me 6 years to get home!

Beam me up, Scotty. They're all bonkers down here.

There will be a quake. I got a machine in working order!

Well, if you get back far enough, maybe you can prevent General Motors from making all of those no-starting Cavaliers we keep getting asked to diagnose.

I've found the easiest way to move forward through time is to microwave my instant coffee. Slow-cooking molasses goes backwards, albeit slowly.

I think the OP has already built his machine and used it to travel somewhere else in time as he is patently not here to answer all these great hilarious posts!!

Perhaps our tame Time Lord not so smart is right and he is now (was? then? will be?) dead. Check post #12......

Go wireless - it's much easier than figuring out a mobius wiring diagram.

Good Luck. If this stays on the internet long enough, perhaps someone in the future will read it and send you back what you need. My guess is that you need more parts.

Connect one terminal of the solar cell to your left ear and then connect the other lead from the array to your right ear and wait for the sun to come up. Tightly grip the 9volt battery in your teeth being careful to place the terminals inside your mouth so that the positive pole on the 9volt battery is on the same side as the negative lead from the solar cell.

Listen carefully to the messages you receive and don't be surprised when you wake up in the future.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

The National Security Apparatus views any such activity with the deepest suspicion.

Moreover, there are local, County, State, and Federal regulations which pertain.

Do not attempt without first securing all requisite permits.

And, don't forget an FAA airworthyness certificate (experimental) and at least a glider rating on your pilot's license.

I'm surprised no one has brought this up by now, but this is getting ridiculous. It's gone way too far! 23 9V batteries? Really? To try this without at least 24 9V batteries is just going to get you or someone else in the space time continuum hurt!

You do not have the necessary parts to build a time machine/teleportation system.

For more information try an internet search of TARDIS.

I searched TARDIS and it made me hungry!

I've heard it's bigger on the inside. I wonder if it refills itself, too!

Ha!! Cr4 professional experts indeed!!what assistance are you providing this man?

No one has mentioned the critical need for the flux capacitor in all of this, let alone the 1.21 gigawatts !

Where's the clock tower Marty? Is that thunder I hear?

What...no DeLorean?

I was wondering how long before someone enlightened him on how much power it would take. Just get a Mr. Fusion and a flux capacitor housed in a stainless steel body and you are good to go!

It's good to know that most CR4 subscribers have a sense of humour.

Sadibo has never been back.......I wonder why?

Maybe he connected all his batteries in series then licked them?

(More likely the pot wore off.)

Thanks for all your advice. In preliminary results, as you can tell from the pic, my hair IS trying to escape the space time continuum. By upping the power to (((m2-m1)^3)(c^2)^50))), or 1.21 yottawatts, I should be able to move immediately to the bar AFTER work in <1 yoctosecond. So what size solar panel will I need?

Thanks for "lightening" me up for the weekend

Your solar panel will have to be about 40 square miles in size.

So does this mean the DeLorean is out of the equation?

I can't believe it: the usual suspects normally jump on homework assignments as soon as they appear. This has been running for ages without someone pulling the plug.

"Easy, I've already looked into it for myself"

Kip Dynamite

That sounds like a whole bunch of messing around that isn't really necessary.

Why not stick out your thumb and wait for a passing spaceship? Whatever you do...

DON'T PANIC

.. and don't forget your towel.

This just in from my home planet. Not so smart has been held for questioning as to why he was seen running around throwing what appeared to be human ash dust and giggling merrily about "suckers"?

If you don't know by now, he already owns patents to time travel and is very aggressive at protecting those rights. As I am concerning Hyperspace transportation assemblies. We work well together.

You guys get so complex with your designs. I figure that a wind up alarm clock would satisfy the time machine requirement, and a bicycle would satisfy the teleport requirement. If you wanted to do the deluxe model, you could duct tape the clock to the bicycle.

Well, if the DeLorean is out, you wont be needing this:

Not so fast. There may be hope for the "cocaine comet" yet.

I'm working on a way to compress daylight saving time, plasmic translation and time travel into the PV cells on the skin of the DeLorean to take advantage of the extra daylight available.

I'll have to travel up and get much closer to the sun, too. May get too hot.

I may do that at night.

Warning:

Do not stare at this image unless you are sober.

SUCCESS! I've finally done it.Here it is:

Notice the distortion due to FTL speed.This same effect makes people look fatter in the past than they really are.

Hmm!?Could this also explain why people on TV look 10 pounds heavier: the CRT scanning electrons are approaching C?

Can't see the pic, cause my system won't allow it. Can you post it directly, rather than as a link. My system says it's an auction site.

Man!!Those marketeers are fast.It is already for sale on line! Follow the link.

Can't.

That's my point.

But, I guess it could be a blessing in disguise. Can't see it, can't sign up to buy it. No harm, no foul!!

Micahd 1, Marketers 0!!

Alas, I recieved a clue from the future about the past that presently the only element that can be used in the transition of time was depleted by the first developer of the device. It seems the inventor traveled to the past and aquired all the known source of the element thereby erasing its knowledge from our present since it was aquired before its discovery..........I think this clue was passed to us on a fly-by to the future by the only device brought into existance...........( sort of like trash thrown out of a moving vechile ).