How to Hypnotise a Fly

It is also unsanitary.

Fly swatters take the worry out of being close.

Fly swatters take the worry out of being close.
My boss has one of those electronic flyswatters, gives a heck of a shock when i touched it. Has to be some sort of a cap giving the shock value.

With a multiple eye it must feel surrounded.

I used to do that with certain former managers I had. I would ask them two questions with conflicting answers the toss a subtle third one in that I wanted my answer for.

So is that a yes for question three?

Huh? Um... Sure. yes.

Do you mean something like:

The sentence below is true.

The sentence above is false.

?

If your uncle Jack helped you off your horse would you help your uncle Jack off his horse?

Careful how you answer it.

Ever notice how the flies disappear when you bring out the flyswatter?

How about wall paper in a fly swatter pattern?

Would it repel flies, or just make the ones you have extremely nervous,like the sheep in Montana?

Ever wonder why when you swat one, 12 more come around to see what happened? Because they are CIA spy devices.

How about a flyswatter in wallpaper pattern? The fly didn't see that one coming!

LOL!!

The things we do when were bored.

In high school freshman chemistry. Caught a fly, and my chemistry partner was a long hair brunette, I asked her for a strand. She being a good trooper and wondering what I was going to do with that one Long strand, she gave me one.

I called the fly, george, I tied one end to george and held on the other end. made a nice little leash as the fly buzzed around.

Chemistry teacher saw it and told me I can't bring pets into class......... Unless we were going to disect it.

phonenix911 - that has a much more amusing outcome when the young lass is unaware of her hair being tied to a fly AND its still attached to her head....

I like it.. I asked our desert pilot, he said he has enough problems flying into the desert without adding cones to his flight path!!

You are now to be called "Conehead".....Wasn't that a film? I don't know whether that was the name in English or not.....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598/

I used to make "landmines" for flies using a chemical called "Nitrogen tri-iodide" (spelling questionable. No don't bother correcting me.....)

When dry, it reverts to being a gas in a very short time and makes a loud bang, depending on the amount. Pin head size will cleanly remove the fly's head.....

The amount as large as a pin head could be clearly heard up to 50 feet away.....

It burns not, its a cold reaction, but does leave a large stain of iodine for an hour, till it evaporates at least....Once the ammonia dries out, even a hair dragged over it causes it to explode....keep it wet to keep it safe(r)!!!

I also had a trick with killing flies with my hands and mouth, but as to whether its anything to do with Fly brain sensory overload, I could not say for certain.

You do need reasonable lung capacity for it to work. Smokers may have problems....

If a fly lands in front of you, start blowing a stream of air over it, slowly at first. The fly will cling onto where its at. Gradually increase the air speed, it will cling on harder and harder.

Reach round behind it and squish it......works most times if done correctly. (wash hands immediately!)

It appears that the fly simply cannot "let go" quickly.......try it out.

Be prepared for a few failures till you get the air speed right.....start slow and work up

If you start too fast, it simply flies away...

It's amazing what a small (appx. .5cc) amount injected into a motorcycle seat of a methhead thief with a hypodermic does to testicles. The result might draw flies.

I tried to fly into a cone, but there was a giant lump of icecream in the way.

Bluebottles are worse.

This may relegate me to a particular camp, but I don't kill flies. I try to communicate with them though their intelligence and perception vary as much as it does with humans. I slowly approach a fly with a finger and place it 1/4" in front. Mentally suggesting the fly climb onto my finger... It does. After just a few minutes, the fly will come to me when I want and land only on my finger or back of hand. Never do I get buzzed around the face or in any way bothered. I ask that the flies limit themselves to only three in the house and they do. When I move to another room, they come with me, but only at a distance unless I offer my hand. Other folks who swat flies get buzzed and annoyed, but all those who know me, will vouch to this relationship. I have a similar involvement with bees. No stinging, though I've had my hands covered with bees. Much too easy to kill them, to kill them. Feed, observe, enjoy and move on.

You must be using Buzzwords to communicate ??

How to annoy an engineer.

I'll get you for this!

President OB is an excellent fly terminator:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobamavideos/youtube/obama-kills-fly-like-ninja.htm

Now his detractors will be reporting him to the ASPCF.

2late:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2009/06/peta-says-no-more-flykilling-sends-obama-a-humane-fly-catcher/

So, It's PETF, now, is it?

This is a clear case of mis-guided intentions.

I murder every fly that I can get my swatter on.

HTRN, what would we do without your humor? Great thing to do on a rainy day.

You reminded me of something. Although I have never tried it, I have been told that if you put a frog in a pot of water, and warm it up slowly, the frog will not jump out and will get cooked.

Hornet traps have a cone entrance. The hornet gets inside and can't get out (no place to put it's legs?).

I am at one with the fly....

from #31: "what kind of sh¡t the flys like most and start feeding them"

The Other party rests it's case...

how to hypnotize anything - is you have to have an eye contact with the subject and have a clear powerful thought of you inquiry describing the wished outcome and you have to LOVE it or!!! something else ULTIMATELY covering also your demand.

disclaimer: with the animals we have a bit of a problem coz 'hey appare to be in "enlighted" state all the time duing to spirit higger than YOU - you'd had to disconnect that link first - or point'em a false god for a while - i doubt if there is a clear definition reliable routine for such - but what might work is you google what kind of s##t the flys like most and start feeding them instead of killing of they might like to give a helping hand for you in return :p

When I was a schoolboy I had to pass the asylum on my way to school, one of the inmates at the asylum showed me a beetle he had trained to march to order. I was amazed but sure enough, it did march and turn etc. when he gave the order. Then he stripped the legs of it and tried again with no success, proving his point that beetles hear with their legs.