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Nature has a sneaky suprise for little jimmy.

pokey, POKEY, POKEY!

Jimmy's mother finally figured out a way to keep him from bouncing to hard on the trampoline!

Normally all that male deer testosterone would leave them in a fighting frenzy over the single female doe. Thankfully for her, these adolescent males had formed a pact against the kid with the pellet gun, and had little interest in "extracurricular activities".

Hooray! Management finally got us a parking canopy.

The kids at No. 54 were really bad last year, so Santa gave them a present of a trampoline - but left a surprise under it.

If the tiger comes, let's just bounce out of the way...

Hey, It's Sunday!

Another Successful Project by HABITAT FOR ZOOMANITY

"Mum! Where's my puncture repair kit? I think I'm going to need it...."

Britney never found out the reason why everytime she bounced on her trampoline, she would feel a sharp jabbing pain in her butt.

Last week on CR4 there was a question about how far a spring (elastic cord type!) would be compressed if a falling object weighting 95 pounds made contact with it after a 3 foot drop.

At the time I thought it was homework but it was signed by Bambie. You don't think...

What are you lookin at? Never seen a herd of dear resting before? Geeze youd think we could get a little privacy at least once.

And now Introducing the deer man cave!

On the count of three, we all stand up and take off for the woods.

If that waiter doesn't hurry up with our drinks, he's getting a poor tip.

Ah, life in California... wait for a nice young child on the horns, then wait for a forest fire... marshmellows... blegh!

"You put your right foot in, You put your right foot out, You put your right foot in And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey And you turn yourself around, That's what it's all about."

Whiny Kid: "But Mommmmmmmmm, I don't want to put my foot inside the circle!"

Mother: "I finally found you a perfect circle to do the hokey pokey around and now you don't want to play?! You best go and play before I put you in time-out!"

Whiny Kid: gulp...

"How to Mow under your trampoline in 6 easy steps"

or

"New Deer Lodge...No Doe's allowed"

Sshhh, sshhh quiet everybody, he comes little jimmy..

heh, heh,......

quiet I said.

Tear Resistance of Trampolines

Bioramani

Feeling emboldened by the recent antigun laws, the young gang of adolescent deer bucks mocked the terrified suburbanites. "Come jump on your trampolene!!" sneered the sadistic bucks, cajoling each other into a frenzy of mean spirited taunts. Soon the bucks grew bored with mere verbal assaults and began attacking people on the streets. "Oh if only there was some way we could protect ourselves" cried the citizens as they ran in terror.......

- Excerpt From the NRA Pamphlet "Consequences of Banning Automatic Weapons"

Who let the smoke monster get in the photo?

Members of the local Elks Lodge inspect their latest contribution to the public playground.

There is no way they'll shoot at us under here! I've seen their offspring playing in this, thing. They won't risk it.

"Shhhh, everybody, here he comes... Remember, this ones for Charlie!"

The shade is nice, but where's the pool ?! How's a young buck supposed to strut his stuff without a pool?

" The bucks stop here!"

Santa finally retired the old sleigh. It just needed too much in repairs, and he didn't have the doe to put into it, with the recession and all, so this year, he's trying a new way of getting down chimneys.

Trampolines, already a leading cause for emergency room visits, have despite safety nets and padding, become increasingly dangerous. Parents need only to bounce a few times, on what they may have previously considered a "safe" toy, to get the point of how unsafe they can be.

Oh.. d d d dear dear!!