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Human Excrement into Artificial Beef Steak

06/17/2011 12:00 PM

Believe it or not, in response to a request to do something about excessive amounts of sewer sludge, Dr. Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory has actually found a way to turn human excrement into artificial beef steak!!!! EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "that guy's just so full of his own sh*t."

I can just see the following scenario now:

Wife: Honey, how's the steak tonight? I bought it from the new store down in the mall.

Husband: With all due respect dear, it tastes like sh*t.

Then again, maybe it's not such a bad idea after all. I ought to employ this guy to produce his poop burgers en masse for all the Empire's clone troopers. Since they're all none too bright, I seriously doubt that any of them would ever know that they're actually eating their own sh*t.

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06/17/2011 12:05 PM

I thought they had been doing this for years.

Never been to the beef jerky rack in any US truck stop?

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06/17/2011 12:09 PM

I think I had some of that a while back at a chew n choke out on the interstate.

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06/17/2011 12:13 PM

2 for 2 today

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06/17/2011 12:22 PM

Dogs will eat their own sh*t. I asked a veterinarian about this and he said they will eat their own sh*t because an imbalance in their system senses a lack of minerals. I have witnessed this in dogs and watched them lick their master's face. Euuuuuu

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06/17/2011 12:25 PM

Soylent Brown from Japan. At least 10 years old.

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06/17/2011 12:28 PM

But think of the new publishing opportunities this presents in the form of recipes and cookbooks.

turd tartare

honest-to-goodness poopoo platters

dumplings

and a whole new meaning to meat loaf.

jus' sayin...
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06/17/2011 1:07 PM

dumplings

ROLF.

Then there's this one, Guy to buddy: "I defended you a while ago"

Buddy, "Oh, how's that?"

Guy, "Billy Bob said you ate sh*t sandwiches. I told him you didn't like bread".
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06/17/2011 6:50 PM

Too late, Burger King already has strong market share.
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06/17/2011 10:50 PM

Dam- If that ain't enough to make a vegetarian out of you! UGH!

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06/18/2011 12:38 AM

This direction is much easier.

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06/18/2011 7:57 AM

Be careful what you ask for:

Never order a #2 meal at a Japanese restaurant!

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06/18/2011 7:59 AM

Honey,does this apple butter taste funny to you?

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06/18/2011 8:03 AM

WAITER! There's a dung beetle in my soup!!

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06/18/2011 10:56 AM

Adds new meaning to the following saying:

I would be in anything but a sh*t sandwich...........and that's because I don't like bread.

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06/18/2011 11:09 AM

Department of Redundancy Department
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06/18/2011 11:35 AM

ooch!!!!........I was waiting for that............I posted my comment before I read most of the replies!

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06/18/2011 1:19 PM

Two bees are flying along, and they see 2 service stations.One of them is a Texaco, the other is an Esso station.

They must decide:

To be an ESSO bee, or not to be an Esso bee, that is the question....

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06/19/2011 4:12 AM

You need to ask some of my students............I can be a real esso bee

We have just started an IR's (Integrated Ratings) course last week..........I had to read the horoscopes of quite a few of them last Friday morning...........their performance on the fire ground after that improved out of sight, in comparson to the previous day.

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06/19/2011 7:17 AM

The people I have learned the most from were Esso Bees. Hard-asses (such as DI's) make good instructors,especially when serious consequences result from improper training.

So you are at Beauty Point?

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06/20/2011 9:48 AM

So you are at Beauty Point?

In short no.

I am at the Australian Maritime and Fisheries Academy in Adelaide, or Port Adelaide, to be more precise. We are a private RTO. We do our STCW 95 Fire Training at the CFS (Country Fire Service) training ground which is pretty good, however, I hope that later this year we can start on a purpose built marine unit, and incorporate damage control systems as well as fire fighting.

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06/20/2011 10:26 AM

Now when you "pinch a loaf" it could be a meatloaf!
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