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Caption This for 12/25/09

Posted December 24, 2009 4:45 PM

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12/24/2009 6:14 PM

CR4 staff on "Beer Fridays"!

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12/24/2009 10:34 PM

We can dream can't we?

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12/24/2009 10:13 PM

So much beer; so little time.

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12/24/2009 10:27 PM

"Five hundred four bottles of beer on the wall, five hundred four bottles of beer; ya take one down and guzzle it down, five hundred three bottles of beer on the wall!"

and on...

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12/28/2009 5:37 PM

Don't forget the nickle apiece for recycle! $25.20 buys a pretty good bottle of Scotch, or 3 liters of Vodka. And a box of Depends for the wet farts.

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12/24/2009 11:08 PM

Why is it that the beer you really want is always out of reach?

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12/25/2009 3:08 AM

The right stuff

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12/25/2009 8:06 AM

iBrewery

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12/25/2009 9:11 AM

Dam all I wanted was a cold bottle of water & all that's in the frig is beer.

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12/25/2009 10:02 AM

OK, who drank my last Squeezed Weasel?

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12/25/2009 4:57 PM

No twist offs?

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12/25/2009 11:32 PM

It's Miller Time!

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12/26/2009 12:44 AM

Wow! Finally, all the beer in the world at my fingertips.. Let's see....Monday, Tuesday, Wedn.....January, February, March, April,........and, I have my favorite beer mug right here...oops,,,ooops <slip - Crash!> Oh no!...<grumble - curse> ... well, at least I have my bottle opener in this pocket...with...the...hole...in...it...ARGH!!! It's gone! I can't believe it! It's not fair......it's just not fair....... <sob>

Burt's lucid nightmare after falling asleep watching a particular episode of the Twilight Zone.

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12/26/2009 7:20 AM

Now all I need is a lawn chair and a radio.

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12/26/2009 11:46 AM

"Here, hold my knapsack, I'm going in."

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12/26/2009 12:46 PM

Jake is about to take a trip thru a cleverly dusguised alien portal to a slave-planet that has no beer.

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12/26/2009 5:27 PM

Merry Christmas! Just what you wanted to see under your tree yesterday morning!

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12/27/2009 5:23 AM

For years the giant flies had been planning their revenge with the human equivalent of 'fly paper'
Now for the first test, would he stick as he grabbed the bottle?

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12/28/2009 12:21 PM

At long last! Someone is making a refrigerator specifically for use in mens inner sanctum, the garage.

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12/28/2009 3:42 PM

I always forget which one has the genie.

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12/29/2009 7:56 AM

Having just left home to be on his own, Tim flinched at his first major decision.

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12/29/2009 10:03 AM

Why oh WHY did I bring my little backpack for my hike?!

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12/29/2009 11:18 AM

The bread is behind which beer?

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12/29/2009 11:22 AM

The Pilsners are all on the second shelf. How the frell do I get a Pilsner?

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12/29/2009 4:43 PM

Living good in the neighborhood!

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12/30/2009 3:56 AM

After his tragic hiking accident death, Hans realized he would have to spend the rest of eternity wearing that awful orange shirt. On the other hand it appeared beer wouldn't be an issue.

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12/30/2009 9:25 AM

Dammit! No orange juice!!

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Not perfect, but it will do. Next on the list is the rich nymphomaniac. Her father no longer needs to own a liquor store.

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