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Caption This for 04/16/10

Posted April 15, 2010 4:45 PM

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04/15/2010 6:03 PM

Man! We hafta get rid of something heavy RIGHT NOW! Somebody break up that cast iron tub and throw it over the side!

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04/15/2010 7:07 PM

Straight ahead you'll see the canyon face.........straight ahead you'll see the canyon face!!! Flame! Flame! Give it more Flame!!!

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04/16/2010 10:41 AM

I'm giving er all she's got now captain. Any more the core will go critical and shes gonna blow.

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04/15/2010 10:27 PM

Don't mistake shadow for substance!

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04/15/2010 10:44 PM

Only the Shadow knows...

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04/15/2010 11:09 PM

OK I've seen this on the Muppets, we can do it.....everyone breathe in..........now!

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04/15/2010 11:13 PM

Now everybody, as we approach the canyon wall, the updraft will gently lift us up and over the edge and then we can set down on the other side. By the way, did I tell you earlier that we can process insurance cover for anyone who might be interested.

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04/15/2010 11:57 PM

There's plenty of room for humor, I just can't put it together. Where is the burner? Is this photo altered? Maybe a crack about political conversations are becoming a green fuel source. So there's this politician hitching a ride on a balloon full of hippies...

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04/16/2010 12:23 AM

Well folks it looks like another sunset - but those power lines weren't meant to be here.

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04/16/2010 6:32 AM

"As if we didn't have enough problems!"

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04/16/2010 6:53 AM

If you don't cut the last rope, we'll crash into that cliff. There isn't time to discuss how it looks like a huge head.

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04/16/2010 7:00 AM

Undergoing military trials the KrisDelTM Invisiballoon showed it's one minor drawback, it still cast a shaddow .
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04/16/2010 7:41 AM

Damn, that volcanic ash has clogged the burners...
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04/16/2010 7:53 AM

Accountant one: OK, we have a problem, I think we should have a meeting to see what we should do about this.

Accountant two: You mean for us to miss that cliff?

Accountant one: No, on how we can pin this on an engineer.

Accountant two: Wonderful idea....hows 2:30 sound?

Accountant one: Nope can't do 2:30......but I have a 3:15 slot open.

Accountant two: done

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04/16/2010 7:56 AM

Accountant one: Yeah those damn engineers wanted me to authorise the purchase of Gas canisters...WTF do they want gas canisters for???
Acoutant two: Yeah they probably jus' wanted them for their Winnebago...

Engineer1: Quick throw out an accountant..
Engineer2: Better make it two, those guys are so lightweight...
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04/16/2010 8:11 AM

Accountant three: Excuse me, this meeting is for accountants only........your not suppose to be hhhhheeerrrrreeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Engineer one: Hey you know something.

Engineer two: what?

Engineer one: With the dead weight overboard now, we are going to miss that cliff.........I'll be dammed, those accountants did solve the problem.

Engineer two: Just keep it to yourself.....ok?

Engineer one: ok

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04/16/2010 8:33 AM

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that Big Mac before we got on this thing."

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04/16/2010 9:36 AM

Guy on the left "LEAN LEFT".

Guy on the right "I salute you, rock".

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04/16/2010 9:50 AM

Hey, where's The ropes?

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04/16/2010 10:07 AM

Maybe we should throw the Keg overboard, Na let's just take our chances.

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04/16/2010 10:18 AM

This graffiti has been around since April 1....amazingly it keeps on fooling people (especially CR4ers).

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04/16/2010 10:57 AM

Emergency MRB meeting at 11:00......Make it 10:30!

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04/16/2010 11:08 AM

whats MRB?

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04/16/2010 11:13 AM

Material review board (Non conforming material)

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04/16/2010 2:25 PM

Well first I heard this whistle sound that kind of wavered, ya know. Then a shadow came over us.

And then "Bobs' Weiner Wagon" just started floating up toward this saucer thing!

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04/16/2010 5:29 PM

And now the New World's Champion shadow puppet winner! Charlie "clubhands" McGintey

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04/16/2010 7:03 PM

Dam Irish again, Well, I am glad he's found a profession he's good at as a shadow artist, other than his record from his last occupation as a boxer, which was 0-99-0

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04/19/2010 8:11 AM

Yeah ole McGintey didn't have much luck as a boxer but I heard he had a great sideshow act driving nails into concrete blocks before he got the shadow puppet gig going.

It's going to be a tough season in the shadow artist arena with ole Clubhands in the mix!

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04/17/2010 12:30 PM

During a recent expedition in search if ancient wall art, a discovery was made that brought into question long held opinions as to the sophistication of the ancients. An inscription near the display was painstakingly translated to read "Yaa hoo". It is considered that this is the name of one of their prime God.

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04/17/2010 3:43 PM

Oh, the hexagrammiton.

(Even YHWH can actually be pronounced without vowels, but it sounds like a sneeze.)

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04/19/2010 5:29 AM

It seems that the KrisDelTM Mk.II Mars Lander trials weren't going too well either....

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04/20/2010 10:00 AM

NO YOU CANNOT HAZ CHEEZBURGER!

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04/22/2010 10:51 AM

Dude!...This ride Rocks!

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