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Caption This for 12/31/10

Posted December 30, 2010 4:45 PM by Sharkles

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12/30/2010 5:34 PM

College 101. If it can hold water it can hold ice therefore its a beer cooler.

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12/30/2010 5:36 PM

Some like their liquor shaken and others like it stirred. Bubba like his spun!

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12/30/2010 5:39 PM

The real reason the Maytag repairman never did anything all day.

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12/31/2010 12:42 PM

Now that is just Funny!!!!

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12/30/2010 6:22 PM

Cleverly, the ladies hid their stash in that machine mysterious to men.

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12/30/2010 7:37 PM

Ahhhhh!!!! The memories.

zzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!

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12/30/2010 8:19 PM

I made a New Year's resolution agreement with my wife.

Once a week, she'll sweep out the garage and I'll do the laundry.

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12/30/2010 11:07 PM

The refreshing side of washing.

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12/30/2010 11:40 PM

Put in a shirt take a drink.

Put in a sock take a drink.

Put in a dock shake a dink.

push in a pair of dance tank sha drunk.

put in on underwear on head splip a dinshk.

pessh a stort burton slip en fall on floor shpill my drink.

Puke in dryer....

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12/31/2010 12:44 PM

All just an IGMENT OF MY FAMAGINATION......

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12/30/2010 11:53 PM

When I get agitated, I drink.

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12/31/2010 10:31 PM

That is better than being an agitated drunk.

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12/31/2010 12:07 AM

cocktail maker

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12/31/2010 1:05 AM

My hubby maximizing his investment after doing laundry.

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12/31/2010 4:15 AM

Shake rattle & roll...

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12/31/2010 7:09 AM

Machinery multitasking.

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12/31/2010 7:33 AM

What a waste of a machine --- was Corona the best you could find???

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12/31/2010 8:20 AM

With the cousins coming over, Ralphie wanted them to think the beer labels were worn off due to the age of the beer and that they'd drink only one bottle before making their excuses and leaving.

Works every year, he tells himself.

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12/31/2010 8:48 AM

What? No shot glass in the fabric softener spot? Rookies!!!

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12/31/2010 8:49 AM

Now to hollow out that center thingy to make ice cream at the same time.

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12/31/2010 9:04 AM

Is that a "South of the Border" fridge?

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12/31/2010 9:07 AM

How can you top mixing up Corona's, dirty underwear and stinky socks?

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12/31/2010 9:08 AM

Don't forget to toss in a few slices of LIME for good measure! hehehe

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12/31/2010 9:09 AM

This must be "Party Central" in the Frat House!

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12/31/2010 9:12 AM

The Mechanical Engineering students devise a new "EXPRESS CHILL" device for a future fridge.....

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12/31/2010 9:14 AM

A leading engineering school comes up with a new course:

"Drinkology & Thermodynamics 101"

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12/31/2010 9:15 AM

Just in time for NEW YEARS EVE!!!

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12/31/2010 9:58 AM

She knew that this was the last place on earth that he would ever look.

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12/31/2010 9:07 PM

lynlynch, have you been watching too many reruns of the classic movie "Father Goose" (staring Cary Grant) on TCM channel lately? LOL

Remember the French lady/teacher hiding his booze bottles on him throughout most of the movie?

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12/31/2010 12:47 PM

So realy then.....what gets dried in the dryer?

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12/31/2010 12:49 PM

Looking at it the top of the agitator looks to be perfectly shaped to hold the lime slices.

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12/31/2010 12:52 PM

You know what is sad here is that at closer look it appears that there are a couple of amber ales in the mix....the bottle caps are different......ummm am I paying too much attention to the details.

You can go home felling good when you tell your wife you just had some good clean fun at you friends party.

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12/31/2010 5:09 PM

How to explain the workings of the universe with a white hole at the centre to a bunch of drunks.

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12/31/2010 7:50 PM

Now that the divorce is final, that bitch won't be telling me what to do anymore!

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Only way to ensure 'hair of the dog' after last night.

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01/03/2011 10:50 AM

This is what teachers carefuly avoid teaching about the Corona effect.

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01/03/2011 11:15 AM

The Corona Effect is half of the problem.

They truly dislike teaching The Corona After-Effects ... too many variations.

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01/03/2011 11:16 AM

Was I that drunk? I thought that was the cooler.

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01/03/2011 11:18 AM

If I put the beer through the spin cycle before I drink maybe the room won't spin after I drink it.

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01/03/2011 11:21 AM

Putting a new spin on that old washing machine.

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01/03/2011 11:22 AM

I was wandering why she was in such a good mood after doing laundry all the time. Well the clothes are never dirty.

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01/03/2011 11:22 AM

out takes from the Red Green show

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01/04/2011 6:12 AM

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati

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01/04/2011 8:01 AM

Now if I can get the spin cycle going fast enough I can create an artificial Coronal discharge in the laundry room.

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01/10/2011 10:49 AM

Suds n Duds...

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01/21/2011 8:38 PM

So, you have a problem with this? It has worked for me many times. The teens will never look here for my beer.

Think about it.

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