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Caption This for 03/25/11

Posted March 24, 2011 4:45 PM by Sharkles

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03/24/2011 5:03 PM

Handicapped parking!

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03/24/2011 5:25 PM

No Son, you are not going four wheeling this weekend.

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03/24/2011 8:51 PM

Darn... He'd spent all those hours figuring how to parallel park, only to find out that part of the test was discontinued.

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03/24/2011 9:00 PM

Awww Dad, why can't we? - it worked on utube

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03/24/2011 11:14 PM

First they sell them with no wheels and then the trolleys are to small! What a service

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03/24/2011 11:58 PM

..........and so I said "what's worse than no wheels at all?"........

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Re: Caption This for 03/25/11

03/25/2011 4:21 AM

Ever wonder why your car is never where you left it in long term parking.

The Parking attendants revange.

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03/25/2011 5:57 AM

"Let's leave this one for the trolley boy"

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03/25/2011 8:02 AM

Amateur chop shop.

They didn't even bring their own blocks along.

If it was Philly the only thing left would be the frame; with tags all over it.

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03/25/2011 8:23 AM

Owner: "you should come outside and check out my new SUV!"

Friend: "where are the wheels?"

owner: "I couldn't afford them and stick within my budget so they gave me these instead"

Friend: "well they seem to work!"

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03/25/2011 8:31 AM

You REALLY can buy everything at Wal-Mart..........

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03/25/2011 8:37 AM

So that's why the wheels always wobble on the shopping carts!

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03/25/2011 8:51 AM

A very good idea. If you have to wait for her to shop be comfortable. Saves fuel and doesn't run the Batt. down.

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03/25/2011 8:57 AM

That's right ... Ladies... Gent's.. Got me some new sweet wheels..

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03/25/2011 9:33 AM

SuperDuperMart automotive staff were handily beating Jeff Gordon's pit crew in the celebrity Tire Changing Competition. Unfortunately, the Mud Flat Boys stole the compressor before the new tires could be installed. Bubba Watts, chief spokesman for the Mud Flat Boys, said "Next year, we're gonna steal them carts, too!"

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03/25/2011 12:37 PM

FOR SALE

Multidirectional vehicle, 2008 in great shape

Only 60K original miles, mostly highway

Trades welcome, Call: 1-800-BIZ-ARRE (1-800-249-2772)

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03/25/2011 12:42 PM

Like I said dear. Fourth class driving is still better than first class walking.

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03/25/2011 1:17 PM

"oh! you wanted the tires "ON" the car....Well that cost extra mamma.."

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03/25/2011 1:22 PM

I found almost everything that I needed at Costco, but they were out of tires

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03/25/2011 3:53 PM

I stopped in for a coffee and when I came out..........

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03/25/2011 8:40 PM

The owner should have purchased the Trunk Monkey option:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWtBghktOlE&feature=related

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03/26/2011 12:24 AM

Thank you; that link is, 'LIKE:- Totally Phat!'

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03/27/2011 4:45 PM

The new "16 wheeler" has great parking capabilities and gets really good fuel milage.

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03/27/2011 7:20 PM

It appears that the ingenuity of thieves is unlimited!

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03/28/2011 1:53 AM

Look what I bought!

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03/28/2011 4:12 AM

During field trials, it became apparent that the current design for the KrisDelTM space-saving spare wheels needed a lot more attention before a marketable product could appear on the shelves....

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03/28/2011 8:30 AM

Vehicle owned by a Gymnast; Cart wheels?

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04/01/2011 10:15 AM

Comes complete with 4 wheel steering to make parking a breeze.

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07/09/2011 12:49 PM

but honey with the money we saved on tires we could use it for that vacation you always wanted

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