Caption This for 06/01/12

When they said wash the planes, I don't think you were supposed to use THAT much soap.

Originally we were just going to block out the windows for the "heavy cloud" simulation, but we still had money in the budget, that we had to use up, so we bought 1000 of those disco fog machines.

Accidental deployment of the military's new air-to-ground non-lethal weapon system.

People still complain that the bubbles are too dangerous to be used on civilians.

The new concept in "stealth maintenance". Only the technicians actually know what they are doing.

Or

"Security nighmare. Where are those insurgents?"

Or

"I dropped the #$^%^ keys. OH %^& when will this stuff clear."

How an ensign was fired after a prank involving the base's industrial washing machine and a box of washing powder produced better than expected results.

I told you if you run the air conditioning system on high in a building this size you have to run the ceiling fans too or severe condensation stratification will occur.

If the Grateful Dead ever did a concert in an aircraft hanger and someone turned on the lights this is what it would look like.

The Navy's new multi-million dollar fire extinguisher system was tested successfully today with one small glitch, the engineers forgot to include a shutoff valve, or area specific control...General Broadbottom was heard to say," I don't know how they expect us to operate on this reduced trillion dollar budget. We need more money!"

Guess which song is now stuck in my head!

Now guess which song is stuck in my head?

Emergency hangar set in the clouds for fast (drop) take off

or

Never leave the hangar door open in a blizzard!

The little Dutch boy pulled his finger out!

Boy o boy submersible planes

"K" squadron got told to "Clean up their act!!!", so they did.

Someone took this 'cloud' idea way too far!!

Heaven AFB

Cloud anti-radar system accidentally turns on in Hangar

Wind tunnel tests on the full-scale mock-up for the new KrisDel™ "Unifighter^®" military aircraft project weren't going exactly according to plan...

"Autoland system? What f%$£&@ Autoland system?"

"Hey, Iceman! Where's the switch for the fog lights?"

"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!"

_{OK, that's enough for now.}

Well the Ruskies can operate in this much f*&%ing snow. FIND A WAY!!

"I know it was just a joke Charlie but the General believes it and now we have to fly them"

"Unfortunately we cannot hear the other end of the phone conversation"

"OK. Let me get this straight. They can get 'em up but they can't land them, and the Russians lose a lot of planes that way. If he's stupid enough to think anybody can take off in this, that might just work. Thanks Charlie."

Randall; Does OTT stand for '"Over The Top"??? - Loupy.

"Merlin, where are you?

Call your Dragon...

..to weave a mist...

...to hide us.

Merlin, where are you?

"They

Asked me how I knew

That my plane was bluuuuuuue

I of course replied

somewhere deep inside

smoke gets in your eyes."

_{Yeah, pack it in. OK.}

....candles, wine, bubble bath...ahhhh, ladies wasn't this a great girls weekend?

Jaws paints numbers on his fin and starts Land-Sharking....

Dah..... Dump...........Dah..........Dump.........Dah..Dump..Dah..Dump..Dah..Dump

The result of the maintenance technician's "touch and go" prank with liquid nitrogen and water.

"Maverick... Goose... good job today. Mr. Bubble... your flight status has been revoked. Over"

WARNING! Never run your engine(s) in a closed garage, as the exhaust fumes could be deadly!

Note to pilots.. IFR testing : all day

Vendor: I told you the fire suppression system was designed to cover the whole hanger.

Inspector: I'm impressed.

Vendor: Now you have hold up your end of the bet.

Inspector: I'll pay for a recharge of the system.

Vendor: No, you have to explain to the base commander why you pulled the fire alarm.

Rub A Dub, Dub

Three Planes in A Tub

I think you missed one, between the two no the right it must be a stealth model all we see is the tail and steps to cockpit no fuselage at all just a tail must be female. (I am way out of compliance) Duke

Ultimate Scud-Running

Richie Rich's bath tub toys

The Air Force's new "Maui Wowie" Wepon.

After a through canvasing, the bad guys will be comming out of hiding heading to a market for "Munchies".

Finally, Proof God is real and is HE Pi$$ed....... Angel Squad is gettin' ready for some lesson learning down here!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although the usual suspects and pranksters were brought in, the colonel had a pretty good idea who was behind it all.

Military Storage Wars

One of these four is not like the other. One of these four...

Preparation for a top secret undercover Black Opps mission directed without Congress's knowlege of, nor approval of, given the code name 'Mashed Potatoes'. Estimated cost - 6.3 Billion U.S.$.

"Cloaking device?!?...Ha!!!"

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, or to a pilot with a cloaking device.

New Air Force study (during a hanger crew smoke break) on the effects of second hand smoke on aircraft.

The wash cycle seems to have gone OK: now let's try the rinse and spin.

Typed in "Cloud 9" on my GPS. Is this it?