Caption This for 09/07/12

or else!

When that happens,

I have to get going cuz we have a meeting at the Possum Lodge, And I Have to be there, whoever doesn't show gets elected to something.

The Roomba...after Freddy Krueger gets a hold of it.

Nice hardwood floor.

Is it real wood or laminate?

Obviously fake floating laminate.

Maybe Del will leave this one alone.

office frisbee?

DIY killer robot

Cat bothering your Floorbot? Ron Popiel has the answer. This little guy is sharp enough to cut through the competition. Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in filming this commercial. Only trained stunt cats were used. Filmed on a closed course.

VACATAC: When going forward cleans up that stray kitty fur.

CATACAV: Going backwards makes sure pussy don't do it again.

A visual test to determine if local inspectors notice something that is out of place.

(What is the major inconsistency in the picture?)

One of the knives is facing backwards.

That knife is by.....

I counted five.

Are you from 'Down Under"?

Eau Contraire, sinistral!

.....French and ....... wtf....... latin.

I don't like the looks of that.

666

The newest accessory for the Romba.

For cutting those really large dust bunnies down to size.

Serious about wanting to be the dodge ball champion of his 2012 office picnic, Bubba created a 24/7 home training regimen for his entire family.........

It's the brand new ACME Roadrunner Slicer!

I wonder if Wiley E. Coyote will use it!?

It slices. It dices. It juliennes...

Fricasseed Road Runner anyone?

A failed food processor prototype, by the people from Ginsu knife....

Chariot wheel for a hovercraft.

Will we ever see this product on a TV infomercial?

They tried, but everyone's on the floor, bleeding...

anyone load tested the duct tape?

ps: spot the knife round the wrong way!!

That one is for the reverse mode......

Okay, it's innovative alright, BUT how do you sharped the blades w/o cutting off a finger?

A new twist on the Japanese "Throwing Star"?

But would Chuck Norris use it?

Chuck Norris don' need no stinkin' throwing star!

^{With apologies to B. Traven}

We can now clean Astroturf!!

I'll take a stab at this: electronic ninja

We was so poor our Russian roulette was manual!

I hope that's a wet/dry vac someone's gonna be leaking........

Redneck watermelon slicer

DIY Battle Bot

"Here Kitty Kitty Kitty!"

That would be "Here Cutty, Cutty, Cutty." would not it?

Not only does the hand floorvac3000 keep your floors dust free we have included the hady lose thread cutting edges for thoe lose threads hanging from fabrics.

Pesky cats attacking your floorvac3000. If you call right now we will include this animal deturent system attachment for just $9.99.99........yes just $9.99.99 thats right folks keep your handy floorvac3000 safe from those pesky critters........hurry call now.

new system that helps keep dog turds from getting sucked up into the romba.

Its the "stab and go deturder"

The gothic culture version of "spin the bottle"!

Automatic Convention Floor Cleanup vacuum with balloon accessory attached.

Someone is clearly against letting their cat have a good time.

Whoever built it must be lisdexik Dislexic < the one blade is wrong way facing facing the wrong direction or is it?

Ther's actually 2 facing the right way- all the others are the wrong way...

This is the ambidexterous Romba, also acomodating locations above and below the equator.

New automatic foot lifter for when the Roomba wants to vacumn under your feet. Lift-em or loose-em.

Everything has a prototype...

Anything Krull related has to be a GA.

Admin drew straws for who took the night watch .

Tough neighborhood... back home we used to play "Spin the Bottle".

Party game item donated by Lorena Bobbitt to her ex-husbands and boyfriends.

Now that would be a tough neighborhood!

If they move this to "What Is It?" maybe by next week someone can actually say.

Marjorie was having trouble getting her husband to lift his feet as she vacuumed around him.

Strangely the new Robot Vac has no such difficulties!

Roomba as mice killer experiment partial success. One downside. It only works on mobility impaired mice. S.M.

Poor man's grass cutter robot

It looks a bit steampunk, so, oh, at a guess it must be PlbMak's new prototype carrot-dicer.

Polish Army steak knife set

New add campaign for Duct Tape.

"Duct Tape - Being misused since 1942"

A self propelled weed wacker

WHEEL.......OF........MISFORTUNE!

Ninja Roomba!

Smokeless ashtray?

That picture reminded me of the type of toilet paper we had in grade school.

All-girls school?

Michael Jackson went there. Isn't that where they filmed The Sopranos? (hehe)

no, co-ed, but it'll make you scream like one!

Thanks to budget cuts, our school was stuck with 60-grit garnet paper.

"Johnny! Stop fidgeting!"

You were the lucky ones,.......... you had a budget.

You sure? I mean, have you priced Wiss T.P. lately?

Enough to make you wanna cut your ankleswrists.

Hey, take one for the team, how do you expect P&G to make this quarter's profit margins

Used to work right down the street from them in Cincinnatti, at a company called Access Corp. (we called it 'Abscess'). Every so often bits of stuff would fly out of P&G's flues, settle on employees' cars parked outside and etch holes in the paint. And there's nothing quite like the scent of rendered tallow wafting on the breeze. Kind of like what you'd smell if you scorched a bar of Dove hand soap and then stuck your face in it. Wonderful.

I used to wake up of a morning and think, "Somebody just kill me, please."

Thank goodness for good coffee, ay?

I hear ya, I'm from Green Bay, WI, home of a lot of paper mills.........

There was actually a commercial in the 60's I believe that compared their TP with the competitors that went something like this:

"And ours don't give you slivers", and with the process that was being used, it wasn't too far off. I think I may have seen it on the History Channel or something.

I think they were bought out by it's competitors.