Caption This for 11/30/12

He was ! but couldn't hold it anymore, it just broke loose of his hand and ran like devil thru the neighbor's fence.

Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up or down.

Some people live their lives a bit more slanted than most.

Is Nicola Tesla's. or Edgar Cayce's, or Edward Leedskalnin's ghost (or their eclectic influences), around here, somewhere? This is getting too spooky!

If I hold this pose just like so I can pick up sports shows on the FOX network durring viewer blackouts.

Why yes I did invent the portable antigravity pocket generator.

This is just one of the many odd gravitational and spatial warping effects I have came to live with since LynDoor/LynDel/Lyn(Whomever he is in cahoots with this week)industries set up shop next door.

Now that's funny!

If you had been wearing your LynDoor™Ind. Cargonite® bracelet, with the neodenum magnetic clasps on your right wrist too, you would be able to stand erect when the BMF-5000 prototype Levitating Beam is being tested two miles away at the High Power Labs test facility.

The LynDoor™Ind. Casper ®cloaking device we sell would have obscured your face, as well. Graph compliments of Wiki.

Simulation of how a cloaking device would work. Cloaking device deactivated: Light is reflected and absorbed by the object, causing it to be visible

Now this is an excellent example of why, on those occasions when too much beer is not enough, you should lie on the ground and hold on tight!

Oscar put the antigravity device in his shoes when he demonstrated its function!

^{Sorry TMC did not read all posts before mine!}

This new glass patio furniture is great, doesn't obstruct the view of the lawn or the shed and still comforatable to sit in.

Only trouble is finding it!!!!!!

Dynamo's student. Ever heard of him? Google it and be amazed

Honey! I don't think that was Viagra!

He always took a laid-back approach to the job.

House music, fine. Garage, in small doses. Break-dancing to Potting Shed music - is this a world first?

What was that?...........you haven't seen pissed

In this cold weather, when it's slipperey outside just be careful when you break wind

Del

"He ain't heavy, he's my brother."

Damn, I've been waiting ages to use that quote. I thought of it as well, so brilliant answer.

David Blain's Dad.....

This guy's really laid back!

The new and improved

form Acme

But where is that jetpack with the AK-47's?

Still spinning and shooting way up there in the clouds, the pilot will land in a second though.

This is a pic of my neighbor.....he's been drinking Sterno again!

The Sidewalk Chalk Painting Guy is at it again!

Mom, Uncle Charlie is here again!

He's in the back yard!

George Jeston showing off in his retirement.

Mom! Gramps has been into the rum again! Today he thinks he can breakdance!

Apparently, there are exceptions!

M. C. Escher lounging around

If I've told you once, I've told you a 1000 times, it's not the fall, it's the sudden.... -- JHF

I was "walkin' on sushine," feelin' the love. Then Mick told me "get off of my cloud" now I am bout to feel the ground.

(With apologies to Katrina and the Waves and to the Rolling Stones.)

K bueno ! K bueno that I had my phantom camera ready to catch grampa on the fall, without the blurr.

"Hey! don't you love this trampoline?!"

Rapture?

I had to recheck the photo a few times.

NOPE, no acrylic rod stuck up his butt!

Looks like Gramps is reliving his old Barnstorming days again!

Ah, he just a Zen Master of levitation, that's all......

Wait until the UFO turns off the tractor beam and he falls on his arse!

"Yoda did this to me! Get me down!!!!

or

"Beam me up Scotty.......the earth sucks"

Dear CR4,

How much chile sauce do I need to ingest to maintain this level of thrust?

chile chilli

chili

--Ed. C.

Who PhotoChopped^® out the banana peel?

Well blow me away!

Its not the size of the patio that matters, its how you take air of it.

A big, fat lawsuit is what it is. We scammed purchased the rights to the Klingon Cloaking Device some time ago. Obviously, the gentleman does not give a damn.

At last - a Legalised LAW FIRM to join into all of our Nonsense!!!

Welcome . but please do not be too unobtrusrive. (or even more Obtrusiive? whatwever)

Loupy

Is 'Obtrusrive' even a word.? Is 'unobtrusive' a word?

Please advise..........awaiting your caii back - the retaining fee is in the bank. awaiting your direct deposit into your account directly.

I wouldn't trust these guys as far as I can throw a 16oz tin of dead cat. They don't even know that a stimpmeter is used in golf, for crying out loud. Lawyering, IMHO is a fine and noble profession, but they will scam you out of your gitch. They give the whole profession a bad name.

Fart powered levitation was abandoned long ago by army, despite the millions spent on development, because of the greenhouse gasses and the short flight range. S.M.

You know, if your going to fake an image you really shouldn't choose an image where the guy looks straight into the camera.

One thing is for sure...that lawn sure could use a good edging.

There is no such thing as gravity...........the earth sucks