Caption This for 01/11/13

Nicola Tesla's assistant, and test guinea pig (test subject), while doing his thing, before he got seriously involved himself, demonstrating his remarkable achievements.

I hope he (this assistant), got paid well, when Tesla still had some money from Eddy or Westy!

^{At least it wasn't a poor innocent pooch.}

"It's alive... It's alive"... may not apply here soon.

When Preacher Tesla got the electric finger tips his Sunday sermons were standing room only.

This is what bringing 110% to the game really looks like.

That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her mire, And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire... Kipling.

See I told you it was dry in here!

The side effect of getting custom 6 inch shag carpet put in your home.

By the power of Greyskull.....

Nail art is really getting ridiculous these days!

So THAT is what happens if you take 10 of those little blue pills.

Who is that?

A character from a movie. It was called "Powder", I think.

Indeed.

Word to the Wise:

In the men's room, move over one extra urinal if you see this guy standing there.

Zeus, behave yourself!

Welcome to the Theater of Electricity! Step right up. See the world's largest Van de Graaff generator. It's safe! It really is! Just a mild after effect, that's all....

I wonder what happens if he forgetfully scratches his nose?

He'll never have to blow his nose again.

Hey God .... you don't have to pull me up like this .... !!!

he should undergo electrical tests.

Early tests using the ARC reactor to power a pacemaker were not very promising.

Follow-up to Edward Scissorhands in a cinema near you soon -in 3D.

The new "Stop biting your nails" cure machine, REALLY DOES WORK WELL FOR ME!!!!!

I will never put my hands in my mouth again......

We must find a better way of changing light bulbs! -How many bodies does it take to change a light bulb? ....

You're not wearing your anti-static wrist strap!

Taser stunts to try with your buddy!

(Watch for a complete video on Youtube next week.)

My God is cooler than your God.

Performing Preaching this weekend at the Third Baptist Church on the Left, Johnny Enlightening. You've never felt the presence of God like this even at a Southern Baptist Revival. Sins will be revealed. New devotions will be made. BE THERE or burn in eternal damnation.

Kris: "To hell with all your bows and arrows, Del. Look at this!"

How Bill Gates sees himself.

Ok, I see Del, who is the big fella?

Don't know. I found it on the net. It comes in handy occasionally.

This is my favorite one:

I swear Mom said doing IT would just cause some HAIR to grow on my palms?

Not impressed...

_/Tesla

I think I need to work a bit more on this LED lighting experiment!

Now, where's that cat at?

I have seen this pic before, it's Del when somebody mentioned "vet" and "neutered" in the same sentence!

Throw in "rocking chair" and "vacuum cleaner" and the mind boggles.

Got to love the tub of Tidy Cat in the back ground.

Superhero "Electricman" mistakenly reveals his civilian identity.

I see that episode of "Family Guy" where Super Dad starts running across the shag carpet and Shocks the cr4p out of MEG!

Once was a man named Van de Graaf,

Who had his balls plated with silver over brass.

But in stormy weather, they'd bang together,

And lightning would shoot out of his ass.

Naughty, but nice.

AND the TRUTH.....a...... Shall.....a...... set you FREEEEEEEEEEE........A

Graaff after tinkering with his machine too much.

How do you like me now?

Lichtenberg Larry live at the Plasma ball!

I've got blisters on my fingers! (Apologies to Ringo Starr).

I am In Control!!! The Weather belongs to meeee!!

Nobody touches my thimbles!!!

Can someone atleast pull up my pants? I'll deal with not wiping my butt

"Maybe Windows 9 will finally get it right" hopes the

Windows 10 Premiere stunt stand-in for Bill Gates.

The 'tree' command doesn't work quite so well with voice-to-text.

Watch out Don: this is just the start.

Yea, I guess I'll go out in the back yard and eat worms......but not during a thunderstorm! And, if anything strange happens I won't post it.

Do you realise that you can purchase fingernail clippers at any dollar store or drug store at a reasonable cost?

You don't seem to appear to be the basic average 117 year old Mandarin village elder who with a weird sense of purpose, grows their fingernails for fifty or seventy years, with apparently very little manual labour, during their extended lifelong span, and finally gets their '15 minutes of fame' on You Tube, or in the National Enquirer, turning up to our attention, every few years.

No, please, I would NOT like to shake to shake your hand to wish you a Happy New Year. (never mind catching 'the current' flu pandemic!).

Side effect of long term touch screen use found!

It's not how many fingers you charge at time, it's the size of the discharge probe that matters.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! I am the great and powerful OZ!

And the challenge question is, how do I turn this device off? S.M.

Since he was 3 years old, Bob's parents were looking for a way to prevent his chewing his fingernails.

Other techniques had failed...

This solution, they felt, might actually be the one.

(edit: oops, on thread review, Andy Germany (#22) already visited the nail-biting angle)