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Caption This for 06/13/14

Posted June 12, 2014 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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06/12/2014 5:10 PM

Later, when I'm out of the pool and the wife is taking her evening swim, I'll 'remember' to plug in the extension cord.

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06/12/2014 5:31 PM

Good Lord! That picture gave me the heebie-jeebies so bad, I flashed back to that bizarre "metal taste" you get from a shock!

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06/12/2014 6:00 PM

Not to worry. It's just kramarat and his neighbors chillin', cathcin' some rays and listening to some AC/DC.

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06/12/2014 7:59 PM

Bubba and his friends never could understand e-lectricity....

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06/12/2014 8:27 PM

Nothing like a relaxing evening in your family pool after a hard day's work...

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06/12/2014 11:46 PM

Dear CR4ers

can someone explain please what means 'floating the ground'?

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06/13/2014 12:06 AM

"Jim, that ain't safe. Somebody's going to hit that thing and the cord's gonna pull your beer right off the table."

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06/13/2014 3:12 AM

Man, just feel your balls tingling.
Ain't felt like that since that p**ck teasing cheerleader in highschool

Del (Kris made me say it)

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06/14/2014 1:23 PM

I was NEVER a cheerleader, and only get my pom-poms out on special occasions !

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06/13/2014 6:13 AM

This is a rerun.

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06/13/2014 7:42 AM

And I thought was just clairvoyant.

Thanks for raining on my parade.

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06/13/2014 9:23 AM

Yearly party for Darwin Award winners who only managed to sterilize themselves - so far.

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06/13/2014 10:07 AM

This is called picking the nose of fate.

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06/13/2014 10:43 AM

James McFadden, Self-proclaimed 'Inventor Extraordinaire' (says so on his business card) main goal in life was to become famous,....... unwittingly, he was well on his way to be added to this exclusive list

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06/13/2014 12:10 PM

Dad comes home and see's what is going on......Why do I have to say it a million times? No shoes in the pool!

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06/13/2014 12:28 PM

From the high voltage Sparky leaning against the pool wall: Don't worry Bob, 120 volts just tickles!

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06/13/2014 12:46 PM

Ya, I just googled "Built your own Pool Toys for dummies". and I got pages of things like this that I can make.

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06/13/2014 4:17 PM

I FIND THIS SHOCKING!

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06/13/2014 8:13 PM

Have another beer. I never said I could walk on water with these new shoes. I said I'd float the power outlet and shock on water.

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06/14/2014 3:33 AM

Hey Frank... you know you said we wus safe 'cos it's pure water and .... pure water is an insulator?

Yeah, that's right.

Well, I just pissed in the pool...

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06/14/2014 7:43 AM

Not again!

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06/14/2014 4:04 PM

Could be a capital offense!

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06/15/2014 9:00 AM

Good thing we have HAZMAT on speed dial.

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06/14/2014 1:30 PM

Standing in a rubber swimming pool is extremely dangerous - that bloke might slip and drop his bottle of beer. It could take an entire week to slurp it all back up again.

I only know this because of the fiasco at last years Harlow Beerfest .

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06/17/2014 2:59 PM

Sure reason why manufacture's put safety warning in their manual like this.

This appliance is not intended for use by persons (including children) with reduced physical, sensory or mental capabilities, or lack of experience and knowledge, unless they have been given supervision or instruction concerning use of the appliance by a person responsible for their safety.

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06/17/2014 3:20 PM

that's unfair,...... I'm sure the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) will have something to say about that.

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06/18/2014 7:09 AM

Why are they the person responsible for their safety?

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06/18/2014 7:18 AM

they have to justify their existence when times are slow.

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06/18/2014 1:46 PM

May be they should litigate both sides of the argument.

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06/18/2014 1:53 PM

Hey, that would be synergy.............. great angle. When ethics was lost long ago.....

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06/18/2014 11:24 AM

Hey Junior! go push thet red button on the plug-up, the gol dang radio shut off again.

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07/04/2014 2:42 AM

I betcha Faraday never had this in mind

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