Caption This for 08/27/10

Sometimes when I am stuck in traffic, I daydream about having something like this, that or a flying car.

Maybe letting women join the AFL-CIO wasn't such a good idea after all.

(Just kidding!! Hi, Sue!)

I'm late to the game, but here it is-------

Well, better late than never.

Why you little... shcronkquish

Makes me think of a Stephen King novel; Duma Key, only the crushing came in from the passenger side.

Drew

That IS the passenger side in 55(?) countries around the world which include:-

UK, Ireland, Most of Africa, Japan, Australia, N.Zealand, Malaysia, India, and Pakistan!!!

Never forget, the whole known world in Roman times drove on the left, I believe it was a little French A******E around 1800 that convinced many countries to change side......because he was the Boss!!

Where he was not the boss stayed left!!

Because he was a southpaw and unusually fought with his sword in his left hand. Generally left-handed swordsmen fight with their right hand so they don't kill their mates standing next to them and don't leave an undefended gap in the line.

Of course, this left his men at a disadvantage....

The Roman way make much more sense...

I like driving on the right side...

Now that's road rage!

Er... Road rage now that is!

Uh... That now road rage is!

_{(Oh screw it!)}

Passenger: "Are you sure you know what you are doing?"

Driver: "Yeah, this is what the last guy did."

Passenger: "Uh. He was fired a couple days ago."

"yeah, but boss - I was only driving along, following the red tape you laid out this morning, just like you told me to."

beep beep my A$$..

First rule of mining: STOP for anything bigger than you.!

See, I told you you'd sink in the sand if you drove there!

Don't red trucks usually have the right of way?

Good day Hendrik, S'far as I 'woz told by me mates, red cars are supposed to be faster. Here it didn't seem to be the case.

HULK SMASH!!!

MSHA Inspector: What happened?

HSE Manager: The dump truck driver was texting a Facebook status about being yelled at for texting while driving.

Harry was hoping the concrete setts would be usable before they ran out of clunkers to test axle articulation.

The straw that broke.........?

The advertisement said "FORD TRUCK TOUGH"

Gee, it looks like even a little cat could squish it.

The ultimate in monster truck rally's. - It's only just a matter of scale.

I told you couldn't fit that big tipper truck in the back of your ute.
Del

"Dang speedbumps, were not even in a school zone..."

"Hey Joe - Where the heck is that mobile service truck? I radioed the call in half an hour ago. Yeah, I still don't have any steering; I just tried it again, yeah it still goes where it wants to. Could you please call him again - maybe he's on his 'break'"

Fred had been waiting a long time to pay back Snap-On Tools for selling him the metric socket set instead of the imperial.

(Snap-On always visits our warehouse in a red van with lots of drawers)

I told you "I DON'T NEED MY PROSTRATE CHECKED TODAY"!

No parking spot available - No problem.

And the little truck said to the big truck:

Hello Allstate, yeah this is Ralph. Does my policy cover stair damage? No, I didn't drive into a building. Its the stairs on a truck. That's right, my red truck doesn't have any stairs...

That'll teach him NOT to park in a handicapped spot......

He didn't chicken out, he had right of way, and he wasn't going to give them up.

Fortunately, Stubby was on his way to the porta-potty with his "reading material" when the accident took place.

What part of the "THIS PARKING SPOT RESERVED FOR JIM" sign did you not understand?

Oops!

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking well it took a licking.

With the intensity of a demoniacally possessed New Zealand whale, the large cat leaps from behind the elevator shack and reduces the Super Duty to a pile of Super Doody.

These posts are getting a bit tiresome. Ha, you couldn't do this with the word "Tyre".

Would take an ex-colonial to want to!

Not to worry, I have assurance that I am in the Union Jack!

Best run it up the flag-pole* and see who salutes

_{*It's not a Union Jack 'till it's up there; until then it's a Union Flag...which must confuse the colonials...}

Very well,(clicking heels with salute). Leftenant Behind, raise the flag please, and be quick about it. No, you've got it wrong, it's upside down! Climb back up and correct it immediately, the colonials are watching.

What was that muttering about "half mast"?

Good one....

As an ex RN many, we used to be amused when we saw the Union flag flying upside down on public buildings.....

Amused!?! Amused?!?! There were people in distress in those buildings, just praying that some eagle-eyed matelot would happen along and raise the alarm.

Oh the shame of it!

PS what's a many?

AND WE DID(n't).........

Try this, the red car got Tyred.

He'll never forget to park the service truck after cutting time getting to the pre-shift inspection.

Tire'd of utility trucks?

I told ya before Bruce dont pi$$ him off, he's bigger than you!

Hey! I can fix that!