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Caption This for 11/26/10

Posted November 25, 2010 4:45 PM by Sharkles

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11/25/2010 7:45 PM

At last, finally - a doctor who makes house calls.

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11/26/2010 2:18 PM

but a proctologist?

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11/26/2010 2:30 PM

What is the one thing you don't want to hear during a proctologists exam?--- "Look no hands"

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11/26/2010 4:19 PM

how 'bout....'Has anyone seen my watch?'.. :O

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11/26/2010 5:57 PM

I wonder how the third wheel is mounted?

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11/26/2010 6:01 PM

I figured it was pneumatically deployed.

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11/29/2010 9:18 AM

I dunno I just came in here looking for my horse and cart.

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11/28/2010 11:04 AM

Wondering if he's got Kramer's licence plate.

If you don't get it, you've got to look up old Seinfeld episodes.

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11/28/2010 9:11 PM

You got it - that's the one!

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11/25/2010 8:00 PM

Okay. I will admit my Lego's couldn't do that when I was a kid But they where known for having put a person or two in that position when stepped on just right!

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11/25/2010 8:15 PM

BAZINGA! Sheldon will live forever!

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11/25/2010 8:16 PM

Doctor Buzzzby compensates for his height disadvantage by use of his built-in stun gun.

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11/25/2010 11:04 PM

this just in ...

eDOC creator, Hugo Dumas, wanting to create an air of trust and benevolence, unfortunately patterned his first creation after the wrong roll model

Patient volunteer, Gertrude Glassjaw, was out for the count ...

film at 11:00 ...

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11/25/2010 11:23 PM

Vee has Zee vays to maching you speek bevor you get to zee air port.

zee koen now bord zee plain.

M.G its all happening again

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11/25/2010 11:59 PM

Mmm. These legs look about the right size. Ffej

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12/23/2010 2:40 PM

Se la' vamo'a mocha'

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11/26/2010 2:42 AM

It was a shock to find Obama was really a robot

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"It was a shock to find Obama was really a robot"

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His affinity to multiple TelePrompTers is now clear

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11/27/2010 4:20 AM

2 for Off Topic. !

That Mini on the left is off tropic

i.e. headed South at the Topic of Crapricorn

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11/26/2010 5:03 AM

The coalition demonstrated how despite the reductions in funding, front line services in the NHS would not be affected.

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11/26/2010 6:24 AM

When she came to her senses Emily's sight was miraculously improved, and she discovered that her new boy friend was not the man she had imagined.

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11/26/2010 8:09 AM

Online dating is the pits, always a shock when you meet them for the first time.....

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11/26/2010 8:45 AM

Mobil I-Doc Facepod checking victim patient for "copay" funds.

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11/26/2010 8:46 AM

Televangelists now replaced by Cybervangelists.

"release yourself (from your battery charger), let the spirit flow.........."

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11/26/2010 9:19 AM

Before, or after, ObamaCare -- it doesn't matter:

The first procedure performed is always the 'Wallet-ectomy'.

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11/26/2010 1:37 PM

Well, there's your problem. The I/O port in the wrong place!

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11/27/2010 10:30 AM

I am a gas operated robot, and my tank is running low....would you mind?

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11/28/2010 10:59 AM

Not inhuman but subhuman

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11/30/2010 8:16 AM

"Get to work" click click "Get to work"

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