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Caption This for 02/18/11

Posted February 17, 2011 4:45 PM by Sharkles

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02/17/2011 5:03 PM

For when the better half criticises your driving, perhaps.

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02/17/2011 5:33 PM

What, you punish her pinching her fingers with the belt?... I like it !

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02/21/2011 2:45 PM

I did not specify 'him', or 'her' - The reply to the post - it was only just described as the better half - whomever gets their fingers entangled into this messy way of going about doing things like this, are none to little of my concern. - Loupy.

(*I suppose that it's IMPLIED that she is a BLOND female, involved, but that's not always the case - sometimes she can be a redhead too!)"

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02/17/2011 5:48 PM

You don't have to be married to know that feeling but it helps.

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02/17/2011 8:10 PM

Why yes, this car was owned by a transsexual. How did you know that?

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02/21/2011 12:57 PM

WTF

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02/17/2011 9:42 PM

When I visited England, this was way easier than switching everything left-to-right in my beloved ride!

(I couldn't afford the KrisDel Auto-Mirror.)

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02/17/2011 10:31 PM

Ahh....the solution for what to do halfway across the Channel tunnel !

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02/17/2011 11:06 PM

Now, if one was to run th' belt like this:

Life would be a helluva lot more exciting.

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02/17/2011 11:59 PM

GA

You made my day ... guess I just have a wicked sense of humor

BTW, everyone is noticing the steering wheel ... has anyone noticed the peddal arrangement in the background?

Kind regards ...

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02/18/2011 9:55 AM

Yes I noticed that, but, tell me again how I indicate?

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02/27/2011 5:50 PM

Hyacinth:"Watch the lorry up there Richard ".

Richard: " Watching the lorry, Dear ".

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02/17/2011 11:41 PM

Coriolis conversion

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02/17/2011 11:55 PM

The nanny state has come up with a solution to the complexities of modern motoring - a compulsory co-driver! Note: direction is controlled by those on the right!

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02/18/2011 12:38 AM

I'll drive.. You Navigate

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02/18/2011 4:14 AM

"I wanna play!"

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02/18/2011 4:25 AM

Once it has solved the belt guarding issue, the KrisDelTM Corporation is expecting the new Unidrive© conversion kit to do very well.....

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02/18/2011 7:03 AM

The owners manual says..."When the airbag deploys - DUCK!"

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02/18/2011 8:15 AM

Now if i can just figure out how to put one in the back seat too.

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02/18/2011 1:38 PM

Use two hydraulic motors, run the hoses below the floor mats.

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02/18/2011 8:49 AM

That's what I call sharing the driving responsabilities on the road: you drive and I'll watch the speed, clean the windshield, etc... who's going to honk?

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02/18/2011 9:07 AM

So...Who gets the ticket when your pulled over? Guess both would deserve it.

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02/18/2011 9:46 AM

Driving by Committee

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02/18/2011 9:48 AM

Early driving simulator for a US Postal Service.

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02/18/2011 10:11 AM

it's a vehicle retro-fitted to deliver mail. pretty common in the rural areas so that the mail delivery person doesn't have to swerve onto the wrong side of the road to put mail in somebody's box from the left window.

what happened to pictures that are actually funny?!?

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02/18/2011 10:29 AM

My doctor suggested that I get away from driving.

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02/18/2011 10:33 AM

Yes, Dear, this way it will still look like you are in control.

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02/18/2011 11:20 AM

This was the method (with slight modification) used in the movie "Naked Gun" to move the red beacon back and forth.......or not.

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02/18/2011 4:54 PM

Apparently OSHA doesn't have jurisdiction over the US Postal Service.

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02/18/2011 7:43 PM

Your honor I swear I wasn't the one speeding. Please, just look at this picture of my car.

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02/18/2011 8:45 PM

The bigamists version, ready for take off.

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that's so very cool, ky!

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02/19/2011 1:21 AM

What about adding one of these?

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02/21/2011 7:35 AM

English driving converstion kit for those trips to America.

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02/21/2011 8:35 AM

Schizoprenia Motors announces the model MPD!

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02/21/2011 8:57 AM

Yet another way to drive other drivers crazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC3dIhlWsos

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Funny video - and applies well to this post - Thank you for all of us that do take the time to double click on that YouTube site - Loupy.

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02/21/2011 12:14 PM

CR4 Admin: Post deleted.

Racist remarks are not permitted on CR4.

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You have a strange concept of racist. If the white guy had been a cop, would you still have deleted it? You can email your response.

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