Caption This for 03/04/11

Beta testing the new Smellavison App.

No, no dear,

It goes behind your head.

It was only a matter of time before some over cautious parent/engineer would decide that the Styrofoam helmet was not good enough.

Some people feel they can never be too secure while randomly running all over the internet posting pointless comments so in a further attempt to keep themself anonymous this person has went so far as to use a voice changing apparatus while logged on to to CR4.

Dial an accent come reality.

Girls! Are you tired of those 'heavy breather' phone calls? Give them a taste of their own medicine with the new Shrivel - Stimulated Heavy Respiration i-vel Phone. Guaranteed to squash the most persistant pest.

Tragedy Strikes!

When snorkeling meets staycation!

It was bound to get ugly...

And if you order the Ronco Home Rinoplasty Kit for $19.95 today, we'll send you a second Home Rinoplasty Kit for just the additional cost of shipping and handling.

With the world economic situation affecting profits, the Medellin Cartel diversified into manufacturing of computerized delivery systems with disposable cartridges. Proving once again "change is good".

The Wellcome Trust's new Ventalin delivery system for severe asthma sufferers was finding more applications each day. Schools with ADHD pupils found the computerised Ritalin delivery systems improved pupil learning outcomes by 74.5692%

This was increased to 89.14284% when the scents of new mown grass and freshly baked bread were added to the dose.

Conversely, these reduced the effectiveness of the Ventalin delivery system.

The scold's bridle is updated.

Cool Mom!!! I don't have to use my brain at all anymore. Thanks!!!!!

New technology for that whiter brighter smile.

The new Laser teeth cleaner burns those stains away for the brightest smile.

To compete with the new Eye Pad, Purple Machines has developed the Nose Pad.

Can you smell me now? Good!

Problem getting your kids to brush their teeth?

There's an app for that.

This is a new nose guard for kids who hold their hand held games to close to their faces, or for those who sit too close to the television set.

HEY KIDS!!!

Now you can have your own nose ring...just like your real cool older sister!

Its the Ranko NEZPIERCEOTRON©. Just select the ring style and the NEZPIERCEOTRON© will _almost painlessly do the job.

_{Not sold in stores.}

Suzie has only seventeen hundred more " I will not sneeze into the salad bar" to go.

Suzie just had to try out Barbara's new perfume on her new SmellPod.

Virtual lip lock with the hunk of your choice.

has anyone seen my hitech athelitic supporter?

Is that the new sleep apnea 2000 with it's portable forces air pump?

my boss has a system for his sleep apnea.. it is a pressurized air system with a mask

he was waking up 200 times a night... which is nearly fatal.

Chris

I have a system I use now. They have me rated at 99/hr. Meaning I stopped breathing 99 times for every hour I sleep (severe apnea). With the machine my rates down to 1/hr normal, which is good but the machine is a pain, but I guess that's life. I get it from my moms side of the family. Genes aren't they fun. So far my kid is fine, hopefully for this trait she takes after my wife.

are you over weight?

Nope.

This is all genetics with the way my tongue falls back into my throat and the trichina narrows while I sleep. With the pump it forces air around all of it and into your lungs. I was informed by the doctor I've had it since I was a child, maybe around the time they removed my tonsils at 6 years old, no body at the time knew about it I just found out it after they told I had a mild heart attack last November. Same thing with my high blood pressure, anemia, and triglycerides it took the doctors a while to find something wrong.

Actress Nicole Kidman in high impact preparation training to be able to wiggle her nose, just like 'Samantha' (Elizabeth Montgomery) was able to do for the 1964-1972 TV show, in her role as 'Sam' for the 2005 "Bewitched" movie. see; http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/bewitched/site/

Loupy.

If he even THINKS about pushing my head under the blanket tonight, I'm ready...

Tired of interrupting gaming during bouts of influenza?

There's an app for that.

"YOU HAVE SELECTED "POLECAT" PRESS "ENTER".........COMPUTER IS NOW FORMULATING POLECAT SMELL.....UH...ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

The new and improved nose stretcher 3000. Guaranteed to stretch even the stubbiest of nose by at least one whole inch for five easy payments of $29.95. For an extra $29.95 we'll upgrade it to include the nose shrinker for those of you who have a large snout.

One unfortunate typo in the Engineering Specification results in Nintendo's peripheral division designing an entirely new, entirely unnecessary addon for the latest software release for GameBoy:

Naval Maneuvers