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Caption This for 03/11/11

Posted March 10, 2011 4:45 PM by Sharkles

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03/10/2011 5:19 PM

hello cr4 gurus

PLS SUGGEST ME SOME GOOD PROJECT IDEAS FOR 5 PEARSON ENGINER TEEM

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03/10/2011 8:19 PM

GA, but you also might have started 'Dear Alls,...'

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03/10/2011 5:35 PM

The ideal addition for the family that does not use birth control.

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03/10/2011 6:07 PM

Chinese circus dormitory.

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03/10/2011 8:25 PM

Wow, last night I dreamt I was floating high in the sky and eating a cloud.

This morning when I woke up my mattress was missing.

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03/10/2011 11:27 PM

I need help with my 5 level sleeper project.

I cannot fit a mattress at the top.

Somebody suggested to shorten the legs at the bottom but that would not help because the problem is at the top.

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03/11/2011 2:47 AM

IKEA launched its new range of archtecturally inspired furniture yesterday. New sleeping solutions include The Stately Home, The Cottage, The High Rise (pictured above), The Beach House, The Terrace and The Ranch.

All of the models are made to IKEA's high structural standards, and need only an Allen key to assemble. Mattresses not included.

The new range can be viewed at all major stores.

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03/11/2011 8:11 AM

"We have so much room for activities!"

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03/11/2011 8:26 AM

This bed solves two problems at once!

By making him sleep on the top bunk, we hope peer pressure will encourage Danny to stop wetting the bed.

If Bobby, the second from the top, doesn't start getting better grades Danny at the top never gets a mattress to absorb any "excess" moisture.

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03/11/2011 8:59 AM

"Now we have more room for the beer!"

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03/11/2011 9:14 AM

After space constraints caused by adding Snow White's bed, Grumpy and Sneezy bitched at having to sleep outside.

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03/11/2011 9:38 AM

I must admit that I am impressed by this...

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03/11/2011 9:55 AM

That's a lot of bunk!

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03/11/2011 10:02 AM

Designers of the KrisDelTM "Autobunk" came across a surprising design fault when trying out the concept model...

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03/11/2011 10:04 AM

Jeez, by the time I get up to my bunk, it's morning again!

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03/11/2011 11:07 AM

Hey which one of you two wet the bed.

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03/11/2011 11:20 AM

These dorm rooms sure are small, but they have some tall ceilings.

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03/11/2011 11:22 AM

Ringling Brothers clown sleep over.

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03/11/2011 11:23 AM

This is how a family that sleeps together stays together.

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03/11/2011 11:27 AM

At night the kids use it for a five level bunk bed and during the day we use it as scaffolding to remodel and paint the house.

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03/11/2011 3:56 PM

Top guy: " Don't climb from the side, you f.kin' idiot !!! "

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03/11/2011 4:04 PM

The first time you roll of the top bed in your sleep, will be your last.

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03/11/2011 4:22 PM

Good night John Boy, good night Jason, good night Mary Ellen, good night gramma, good nigh.......

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03/11/2011 4:32 PM

I still feel the pea!

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03/11/2011 4:37 PM

Oh, wait... do you mean the vegetable? Still pretty funny!

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03/11/2011 4:49 PM

top bunk does have it's advantages.

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03/11/2011 5:30 PM

Tandemonium: Collection of five hand-crafted bald monkeys, displayed along with their case.

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03/11/2011 6:46 PM

Worse than a bed wetter, imagine one of the upper bunk guys has a little to much to drink and gets sick in the middle of the night.

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03/12/2011 11:36 PM

I'm sorry to say that I've really got nothing much to say on this one, besides 'what's up with this?'.

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03/15/2011 10:14 AM

Isn't this a 3 stooges episode ?

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03/15/2011 4:50 PM

This foot locker also comes in blue and red.

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03/17/2011 8:49 AM

Jim C is right!

Reminds me of...

Curly: Hey Moe, how come you always get the top bunk?

Moe: Shud up and go to sleep....SMACK.

Larry: Hey Moe leave him alone.

Moe: Oh you want some of this too...SMACK...JAB

Curly: Oh a wise guy huh?

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07/09/2011 12:56 PM

next week we install a lift system

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