Caption This for 06/03/11

I have an agreement with sharks - I don't go into the sea and they don't go onto the bar.

I have an agreement with the railway. but it is safer to use tracks after a visit to the bar.

Are you sure, there isn't any train comming...? ? ?

What are we wateing for... the train is comming up behind us!

Well, Were OFF ROAD'N Again...

Hurry-up n' pee... A train is comming...

"Now remember, when we get to Nebraska, the truck will stop. Jump out fast and shoot the pheasants only on rail-road right-of-way. The rest is private property."

Is that a speed camera on the stand in front of us? (I'll bet there's a cop up that side line just waiting for us to speed by.)

The 'Operation' board game version for adults (don't fall off the sides).

High speed trains are coming to America!

and yet once again, another car situation - whoulda thunk? Big surprise!

Even now everyone else in the vehicle still gets upset when I turn on the cruise control and fall asleep behind the wheel.

The service crew for Bucharest subway has something like this and uses it during maintenance.

Also there is this one at Sinaia train station: http://www.panoramio.com/photo/50638325

used for personal transportation. This is what you get when you are comunist leader.

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Del

That's nowhere near as caption-worthy as this: http://cr4.globalspec.com/blogentry/17078/World-s-First-Amphibious-Ice-Cream-Truck-Launched-in-London

I agree that this is not very caption worthy - rail service trucks with retractable guide wheels for the rails are very common in my area (Minnesota and North Dakota, US).

I actually spent some extra time looking at the picture to try to see what I was missing.

Here are a couple links if anyone is interested in the equipment used on these trucks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road-rail_vehicle

http://www.harscorail.com/hy-rail/

Very common elsewhere too - I have just missed being hit by the local RR service truck 3 times in 10 years on my way to work. I cross a nearly blind crossing and the truck driver does not see a need to "whistle" at the crossing.

It's apparent that the only other choice in photo's was from CR4's vulgar and obscene collection.

...of course you can really see what's going on in the back of the truck..

A "vulgar and obscene collection"? Perish the thought!

By Jove! He's right..

Ricardo Montoban Needed a new gig after Fantasy Island was cut.

But the gps says we need to turn right!!

"If you are going to play chicken with 10,000 ton double-stacks - I'm walking back!"

"I thought I felt some bumps in the road when we parked up in the dark last night. I'd better just get out and check where we are."

"No U-turns!"

Obviously - with that switch (turnout) they would have to make a "Y" turn.

Daddy, are we there yet?

Where the hell are the gas stations?

And then! The barbecue wouldn't light

Finally the R/D geeks went retro on the driverless car idea.

The pennies still aren't flat... I think we need more guys in here.

"5flags" didn't do well with their roller coaster attraction..............

Quit for today blokes! We'll clean that roadway off the tracks tomorrow.

Finally, they've made drinking and driving safe..........this is cool!

Hey look!!!! There's a light at the end of the tunnel!!!!!!!!

_{That's funny........I looked for drunk emoticon and found this at GlobalSpec. I guess there won't be a copyright issue.}

One guy working, 2 guys sitting in the truck drinking coffee, and 'supervising'.

Looks like this railroad needs to hire more supervisors.

You would think after 30 minutes he would have figured out they dump gravel in the switch gear is why it won't work.

Should we tell him?

Heck no I don't want to shovel it out.

Payback time.

S.M.

The sign says "You are here" but I think it is for people coming from the other direction. I say we turn right at the next intersection.

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