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Caption This for 04/25/14

Posted April 24, 2014 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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04/24/2014 4:56 PM

The signs for all the idiots that don't know when it's safe to light up.

Notice the propane torch at his feet.

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04/24/2014 7:02 PM

That's the 'flammable gas.'

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04/24/2014 5:33 PM

Burt wonders how the H&S people at his workplace knew he had "double bean burritos" for lunch today?

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04/24/2014 6:29 PM

E-cig's.....Smoke where ever, when ever....but not in flammable area!!

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04/24/2014 10:30 PM

WOW! makes me want to smoke, vape, mope, beg if this is what I can get!!!

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04/24/2014 6:41 PM

Naw, man! Da flammable gas is on nat sida da fence.

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04/24/2014 8:35 PM

It's the latest smoking cessation program most likely to succeed and has been catching on like wildfire...

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04/24/2014 8:46 PM

Too bad the sign isn't facing in the other direction!

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04/24/2014 9:49 PM

Probably says, "Smoking Zone" on the back side.

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04/26/2014 4:56 PM

Once met a guy who had been working down in the Falklands in the 80's. Somebody advised him that if he was ever out doing a spot of walking and saw a silver triangular sign to just freeze. 'Why ?', he innocently asked. 'Because the other side is bright yellow and says 'Danger - Minefield'.

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04/24/2014 10:34 PM

Maybe it's an unlit e-cig.

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04/25/2014 2:02 AM

thar she blows...or at least thar she will blow.... :)

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04/25/2014 2:51 AM

Just doing his part in chlorinating the Gene Pool.

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04/25/2014 3:59 AM

Clever bugger! interesting way to create a "leave me alone to finish my work" zone.

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04/25/2014 4:06 AM

No problem fellas. He is just chewing the end of his pen to wind up the Health and Safety guy.

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04/25/2014 4:27 AM

now pay close attention to what I am doing wrong here as I can only do this once...

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04/25/2014 5:11 AM

Who removed 'IN' in the 'INFLAMMABLE GAS"

DHAYANANDHAN.S

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04/25/2014 6:50 AM

It was Freds day to be the Canary!

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04/25/2014 8:22 AM

To be honest, the sign doesn't say "No Smoking". For some people you have to spell it out.

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04/25/2014 11:18 AM

Urban terrorist at work. Don't try this at home, kids!

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04/25/2014 11:30 AM

The poor guy has to crawl in and out of a stinking pit to do his job...let him have a smoke and some fresh air....he'll have to crawl back in there soon enough.

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04/25/2014 12:38 PM

Or, he may be literally bound for higher things.

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04/25/2014 2:26 PM

This is how accidents happen: When you have a fight with your wife, and think it might not hurt to call "WORLD NO.1 POWERFUL BEST INDIAN ASTROLOGER"!

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04/25/2014 2:37 PM

"And next I'm gonna microwave me some CRUDE OIL!"

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04/26/2014 9:51 AM

I still can't believe that foolish safety inspector made put up that sign for a propane torch. Just wait until he sees how I use my cigarette to light the torch.

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04/27/2014 6:49 PM

One way to kick the smoking habit!

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04/28/2014 3:56 AM

The ignorance of safety measures shows once more!

Everybody can clearly see the office worker walking past without noticing the unsafe condition!

Fat office boy, take off your sunglasses and take note of your coworkers.

It is your safety too!

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04/28/2014 1:48 PM

It's an E cigarette.... WHAT???

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04/28/2014 6:49 PM

Is that a car parked right next to the flammable gas! Guess they missed the no parking sign too. The captain should say "what not to do when you have gas"

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04/28/2014 10:27 PM

Interesting story. That parking is for the "Employee of the Month" and here is the interesting part. It is covertly provided by a few employees that have never been selected for such honors.

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04/28/2014 11:11 PM

''Lungus hoc, ergo lugie hock'' which is old-school, geek-speak for

''Garbage (thinking) in, garbage (consequences) out...''

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04/29/2014 1:39 PM

Winston taste good, like a cigarette should.

No filter, no flavor, just a big ole blast from vapor!

(ok, you younguns won't remember that one)

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05/03/2014 11:20 AM

Dang! Ever time I try to light the torch, it blows my cigarette out

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